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@brihindthescene
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Joined December 2015
I canโt stop laughing at the fact that blue eye is the ocean and itโs so beautiful and then brown eye is fucking soup.
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why the fuck would you post this iโm sobbing at work
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just saw a tiktok of a girl whoโs been dating her bf for 6 years, theyโre both adopted and thatโs how they connected. theyve done everything someone whoโs been dating for 6 years would doโฆ. she got them the 23 and me tests and found out her bf of 6 years is her full brother.
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when people talk about how they canโt drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because theyโd be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd.
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thinking about the time i matched a guy on tinder that was deployed and he sent me $1,100 over facebook messenger then blocked me after the money deposited into my account. need to find someone like that again.
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i just got paid $40 for a 9 second video of me brushing my teeth. i will never do anything for free again.
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Progress ๐คง I actually decided I wanted to do something about myself for real bc I have this cute ass pair of mom jeans that I canโt even get up over my stomach and well. weโre getting there! (Also I was gonna put an emoji over my fat face but look at the difference already)
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I thought this was a potato and now Iโm uncomfortable.
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So I have a date tonight and I went to the mall to try and find a cute shirt to wear. I see the guy Iโm going on a date with and he was getting new clothes to wear tonight ๐.
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Iโd rather plan a $20,000 honeymoon than a $20,000 wedding. Can you imagine the vacation you could go on for $20,000?! A month + of amazing memories with your spouse rather than one day where you miss everything because itโs so busy.
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they both didnโt find out they were adopted until they were teenagers and when they met in high school thatโs how they connected. theyโve both met each others families, the whole 9 yards. they had zero idea until these tests. i cannot imagine how earth shattering that would be.
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Liking men is literally the worst thing thatโs ever happened to me
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I just told a guy that i (by choice) havenโt ever had sex and he said โif you were here Iโd sleep with youโ as if id actually sleep with him? Iโve waited almost 24 years i didnโt wait this long just to get mediocre pity sex from a guy named Justin.
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A Pregnancy announcement at thanksgiving. You wait until after you've eaten, you unbutton your pants (bc you're so full, duh) then you take off your flannel exposing a shirt that says "it's not a food baby" so nonchalant and see how long it takes your family to realize.
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Holy shit hahahahahahhaa I was NOT expecting that
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So is my rent going to be reduced since we canโt use the gym, pool, hot tub, BBQ area, non emergency maintenance, or any other amenities that make this complex โso greatโ ??.
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Oreos are vegan my dude. Dr. Pepper is vegan. Chipotle sofritas are vegan. Ritz crackers are vegan. Nutter butters are vegan. Even sour patch kids are vegan. Just bc someone is vegan doesnโt mean they canโt eat shit? Lmao
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You can call companies for WEEKS and they wonโt do shit but you @ them on twitter and theyโre in your mentions like โweโre so sorry this isnโt something we like to hearโ.
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it's always "would you like a sugar daddy?" but never "I already sent you $5,000 to prove I'm real" and I just think that's really fucked up :/.
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@tamaralynnc19 people are being so terrible in the comments but like i canโt even imagineโฆ youโve been with someone for 6 years you love them theyโve had sex, theyโve done literally everything a couple can, i canโt even imagine how to process that.
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okay i found the tiktok here yโall go
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my dad: drinking mt dew on long road trips because it helps him stay awake .me:
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Need my body cracked like a glow stick. Not in a sexual way. I just really need to see a chiropractor.
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do you think anyone on wife swap ever fucked the spouse of whoever they swapped with?.
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okay i found the tiktok here yโall go
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Me: wow this guy seems pretty cool. Could be bf material. Him: hey.Me: hey!.Him: Ur sexy. Him: Send nudes. Him: ????.Him: Wow youโre really just a stuck up whore. Stupid bitch. Youโre fat and ugly anyway .Me:.
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I wish one of those random twitter sugar daddies would deposit $7,000 into my account.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA. My apartment complex sent out an email about โparking rulesโ and #3 says that even if youโre in your assigned parking spot with your permit and everything, if your car hasnโt been moved in 72 hours they have a right to have it towed??? I hate it here.
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looking through pictures of a house listed near me on zillow andโฆ
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Yโall I just saw this on tiktok and I. was not expecting that
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So i NEED a drink. I decided to stop at the store on my way home to get the stuff to make mimosas. The champagne i normally buy is $13.99 a bottle. if you bought 4 bottles today they were $4.99 a bottle. If youโre wondering yes i bought 4 bottle of champagne.
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I would GLADLY pay more money on my phone bill in order to have those on deployment get international for free. People in the military shouldnโt have to pay THOUSANDS of dollars just to be able to talk to their families.
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@bimbocowgirl iโm jealous caffeine has never done ANYTHING for me. the only time i ever felt anything with caffeine was when i ordered 4 extra espresso shots in my drink and all that did was cause me crippling anxiety.
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Yโall i literally have brown eyes this was a joke at myself as much as anything๐ no one needs to hate their eyes brown eyes are great.
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all the men that have liked this legally have to send me $10 im trying to move.
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Ponytail headaches are among the worst kind of headaches next to โI just cried for 13 hoursโ and โeh I kinda have a headacheโ but then it hits you like a fucking train.
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What if I convinced like 4-5 guys from bumble/tinder to all hangout with me at the same time so that we could have a board game night? I havenโt had anyone to play with. Iโd provide beer to convince to stay after they realize theyโve been duped.
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also hereโs your โproofโ LMAO from 2016. youโre right i did lie it was $1315
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. I was just at the grocery store grabbing some white claws for tomorrow and this (very American) cashier looks at my ID & says โoh Kansas. Do you celebrate thanksgiving there?โ And I said โyes. ?โ And she says โreally? Thatโs crazy I thought it was just a California thing!โ.
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If all your bills were paid and you didnโt have any debt and someone gave you $5,000 what would you spend it on? (Cannot go to savings or investments of any sort).
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yโall really out here having kids and trying to pay an in home babysitter $100 a week OR LESS?! for MULTIPLE children?!
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this is so embarrassing oh my god
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Do you guys remember the โbuckle challengeโ where you had to try and make it to the back wall at Buckle without an associate talking to you? I did it once and that is probably one of my top 5 greatest accomplishments.
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i canโt imagine having the cilantro tastes like soap gene. iโm sorry for anyone who has it.
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I literally donโt give two FUCKS if someone calls me fat. I know how far Iโve come and Iโm so damn proud of myself. Iโm not where I want to be yet but literally no one can say I havenโt made progress.
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Most guys: hey babe whatโs ur snap ๐คค๐ฅด๐ . This guy named Ryan:
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Might fuck around and find a military guy to date so then I have a chance of being married within the next few months.
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If I have to delete my social media my relationship wasnโt healthy in the first place.
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@ByJamesJr @MikeDTwin1 @darkbrowngrl @lexbigpimpin This is literally a โwe were playing and I looked away for 10 secondsโ situation. Kids are fast and it doesnโt take long.
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Teachers, daycare worker, doctors, nannies. you donโt have to have children to know how to parents.
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@J_Smoochie5 @emilychyanne_ Itโs always men on a viral tweet accusing women of being liars.
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I love when businesses reply to peopleโs bad reviews on yelp with facts and people get mad ๐. The lady that made the comment replied back and said they sounded rude and not sincere so they have bad business practices
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This poor girl on my Facebook just had her mom announce her engagement AND post pictures before she did. she shared her moms post and said โmy mom beat me to my own engagement announcement! Lolโ Iโd be so upset tbh. .
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seeing tiktoks about people living paycheck to paycheck while making $120k a year makes me wonder how iโm even alive when i make 1/4 of that. what do you mean youโre living PTP making $58 an hour?.
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and boy moms will argue that this isn't really really fucking weird.
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For research purposes is it:.COCONUT or ๐๐๐ธ๐๐๐๐.
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PSA: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO BUY A HOUSE. YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP TO BUY A HOUSE. YOU CAN OWN A HOUSE BEFORE EVEN THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE.
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In your opinion, what tv shows do you think have the WORST ending? .Mine are: .โขGossip girl.โขthe secret life of the American teenager.โขone tree hill.โขLOST.
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@SJSchauer Ohhhhh heโs saying thereโs no belly button ring in the first!! Thatโs the only logical thing here.
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He unmatched me.
Do we think heโs going to unmatch me or reply confused because he doesnโt get the joke?
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i just read some post about a guy who did a paternity test and it came back negative but the wife swore she never cheated. they did more tests and the wifeโs test also came back negativeโฆ their 5 year old daughter is not actually their daughter and now theyโre suing the hospital.
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Can you imagine having a twitter and only tweeting or retweeting something once every few months? Lmao could NEVER be me. Seriously. I couldnโt do it. This is like my 100th tweet today.
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I remember one time when I was like 14 I catfished as Andrea Russet for like 30 minutes and some girl DMd me and said she knew I was fake and her dad was a police officer and he was tracking my IP address as she was messaging me. Iโve never been so scared in my life.
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if someone says โletโs play unoโ then pulls these out iโm leaving.
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Itโs called door dash not curb dash. If Iโm paying $2.99 delivery, $1.35 service fee, PLUS tip Iโm sorry but I expect someone to come to my door. If I have to get dressed enough and put shoes on to go down I might as well just get it myself then you make no money.
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I went to HS with Justin, heโs one of the nicest guys i know. i canโt believe heโs spent the weeks leading up to what wouldโve been his wedding dealing with this. They even lied (then deleted) a post saying a worker at their company committed suicide bc of the articles about them.
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okay guys there were a LOT of other things that made me think I have ADHD it wasn't just this hahah.
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How do yโall find such good guys because this is not it
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Iโm thoroughly convinced that a decent amount of boys on twitter dot com have zero idea how boobs work. Let me explain. Bigger boobs = heavier boobs= โsaggingโ or โseparatingโ.
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A lady just came through the liquor store and I asked for her ID. she says โseriously? I come here all the time. I have 2 kidsโ I said sorry I have to see it. I donโt know youโ she goes โwell you just lost a customerโ then speeds off. like okay? I donโt care bye.
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This guy offered to pay my rent for me last night if I hung out with him and went to the pool last night. where he was staying. at the Ritz Carlton. and I said no. Iโm really regretting that decision right now not gonna lie.
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Can we all just take a minute to think about duct tape? They took a supply thatโs used for home improvement and crafts and convinced an entire era of preteen girls that we needed to make wallets, dresses, purses, and any other accessories we could out of it. what was that?.
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oh so you can be married and change your last name 6 times and expect everyone to call you by the correct one but suddenly calling someone by their correct pronouns is โtoo hardโ because youโre โnot used to calling them thatโ.
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Iโm not sure if this tweet is joking or not but Brendan was sexually assaulted by the president of Hollywood foreign press association which was really hard for him and derailed his career. Also, his mom passed away and heโs had multiple surgeries in the last few years.
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I just matched with a guy on bumble thatโs a personal trainer. What do you think the chances are that he matched with me because of my weight and heโs going to slyly try and get me to train with him?.
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Okay perfect. Iโd really like a pelaton treadmill so would you prefer venmo or PayPal?.
iโd rather buy you a treadmill.
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Iโm not afraid of getting sick. Iโm afraid of all the businesses shutting down and people not using us. I canโt afford to not work/not get paid. Thatโs what scares me.
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A guy that used to message me on Facebook non stop and try and get me to hangout with him is currently wanted for murder in my hometown so.
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Me: oh wow finally someone texted me. My Apple Watch: ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ.
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Nick Jonas is engaged. Please donโt talk to me for the rest of my life. I did not get grounded for kissing my Nick Jonas poster to have this done to me. Life is a scam.
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I GOT THE APARTMENT!!!!.
I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!.
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remember when airbnbโs were supposed to be easier and a cheaper/better option to hotels? lmaooo letโs all laugh.
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Burgers? Really? International house of FUCKING burgers? Yโall done lost your minds. I have never wanted to go to ihoP for their burgers lmao. Change it back.
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(Hypothetically) if you were a virgin and some rich guy was like โhey. If you let me sleep with you one time Iโll pay off all your debt and give you $25K cashโ would you do it?.
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Woke up and he sent me this message then unmatched me before i replied
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