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my tweets are the result of constant random thoughts and an ability to find the same thing funny for months on end. #PCF54 | @gaelhcgt ’s scottish wife 🤍

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Idk when XL Bully internet will stop being funny but today is not the day
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@TomHulme79 Omg might have to learn about religions in *checks notes* RE
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What’s this please 😭
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I regret to inform you that Lewis drowned his kid again
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@Ali_TeslaMY @davidrkadler We protest against our own government all the time and it is perfectly legal. But they’ve banned us from protesting for Palestine, against the Israeli government. I don’t understand why the Israeli government is more important to our politicians than our own
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Lewis Christmas Special 😮‍💨😮‍💨🌟
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@Euazox3 Not just the Cubans! Trade blockades are very acceptable when the glorious west do them
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6 months
Look who’s back
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@I3ttertodaddy @TomHulme79 So weird man. I feel bad for teachers having to put up with parents like this
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@RedemptionLingz Why does he fantasise about his children suffering so much
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@RedCollectiveUK All this for commercial ships
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4 months
These headlines are always interesting because all the comments are condemning the woman apart from the multiple comments saying “wow people would condemn this if the genders were reversed but because he’s a boy no one cares 😒”
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Luke Littler's beauty consultant girlfriend, 21, posts sweet congratulatory message after the 16-year-old darts reaches semi-final 🎯 Take a look 👉
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@RedemptionLingz is anything on that face real
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4 months
This was so frustrating to watch “You’re firing me for no reason!” “I hear you that’s so valid”
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josh (dbadbadba.com)
4 months
I love that she recorded this. I love that people get to see what these giant corporations are like. From the human perspective, how could she ever improve with this feedback? I would be furious in her position. I've had to fire and lay off people, and I hope I did better.
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@carbdiem It’s too much I swear but it’s so funny
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@MattSaysHelllo Can’t believe XL bully twitter thinks I want to kill their dogs. Mate I don’t care I don’t even live in England
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4 months
Can’t think why
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@SecBlinken
Secretary Antony Blinken
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This has been an extraordinarily dangerous year for press around the world. Many killed, many more wounded, hundreds detained, attacked, threatened, injured – simply for doing their jobs. I am profoundly grateful to the press for getting accurate, timely information to people.
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Oh my god a young person changed their politics in the last four years how could this happen?????? I’ve never changed my mind on anything before ever I was literally just born with perfect beliefs
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5 months
@AirbenderSecond no it’s his kill count
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7 months
@theashrb They can; they don’t care. In five years time they will pretend they did. For now, they do not. And we should never forget who they are, or indeed let them ever forget
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5 months
Just noticed he’s the one who SENT the text. Some poor friend of his has just got a message saying “I slept with your dad sorry”
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8 months
Free her she did nothing wrong
@nypost
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8 months
Texas mom allegedly shot dead daughter’s abusive boyfriend when he dared her, ‘Just shoot me!’
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5 months
I am willing to bet everything I own that this man is actually broke as hell. I’ve never seen a rich man who’s constantly paranoid about gold diggers
@ask_aubry
AskAubry 🦝
5 months
The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.
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@bigdybbukenergy It’s incredible how many men think that unwanted sexual attention means we can’t experience loneliness. I’ve never had a more deep, gutting experience of loneliness than I had at university and I still got sexual attention
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@nikicaga I’m using my husband’s French name to cover up the fact I have an ENGLISH father. Few know this
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9 months
@LoFiRepublican Casual sex is a well-known form of self harm or symptom of mania. >inb4 ‘some women enjoy it’
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@F4STFATI I’m married and you run a football twitter account mate I’ll be just fine
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9 months
@Sturgeons_Law @arob0585 Depends who you speak to. Some people prefer person-first language because it’s an immutable part of them - you wouldn’t call a blind person “a person with vision loss”. It doesn’t mean it’s their only personality trait, just an acceptance that it’s what they are
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@alelliott88 My biggest fear is turning 60 and beginning to talk like this
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7 months
How are the SWP always everywhere when it’s common knowledge among British leftists to avoid them like the plague? Where do they keep coming from? I literally do NOT understand
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9 months
@Sturgeons_Law @arob0585 Like I say, disability is morally neutral. It’s impossible for it not to be part of your identity especially with something like autism that affects your entire brain functioning. Also with autism in particular a lot of autistic people use person first language so not to imply >
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7 months
Was there not another plane you could’ve used
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Tobias Tunkel
7 months
Joining Minister Baerbock on her trip to Israel together with Ambassador @Ron_Prosor
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8 months
Friendly reminder that if you haven’t been raped, sexually assaulted or abused, absolutely not one person wants or needs to hear about how you “would’ve” handled the situation. You don’t have a clue, you’ve never dealt with it, we don’t need to hear from you.
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5 months
@3lfares I hate that argument, it is like saying there was no apartheid in South Africa because most of the population were black - it’s to do with the laws not the numbers
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@BunnyJugs @rmjsimmonds Men are more likely to be victims than to be falsely accused - it concerns me when they feel more camaraderie with the accused than the alleged victims
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7 months
@F4STFATI I don’t see why this is of such grave concern to you, you don’t have to look at me you know
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@amalieskram i too look for partners who have necks
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obsessed with twitter “call out” threads because they’ll start with something like “here’s a thread of person X being an abusive paedophile terrorist” or something and then by the end of the thread half of it’s just stuff like this
@Souvenirstain
TTPD//#1 Seven Stan🪶
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Justin Bieber pees in a mop bucket
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6 months
You fall to your death from high tension wires every month from the age of about 12 onwards? Damn you’re unlucky
@Babygravy9
RAW EGG NATIONALIST
6 months
Now we've done the "period-pain simulator", why don't we try the "falling to your death from high-tension wires simulator"? Or maybe the "blown to smithereens by a coal-dust explosion in a deep-earth mine simulator"? Surely this would aid understanding between the sexes?
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@bigdybbukenergy This is actually making me so mad it’s taking away from the actual companies that need to be boycotted for legitimate involvement in the Israeli economy…I’m not an expert in BDS but I’ve been doing it myself for years and they’ve always said that big multinationals are pointless
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@nikicaga if your nostalgia is just “hey guys remember when people had friends” that seems like a personal problem
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7 months
@redbolshevik_ @bolshelit I knew a guy like this. Was such a massive anti Jeremy Corbyn antisemitism crusader that he said he was “politically Jewish” because he wasn’t actually lmfao
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The state of Israel vs beefing with random famous people online Actually most pathetic place on earth
@Israel
Israel ישראל
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@GretaThunberg Greta, Hamas doesn’t use sustainable materials for their rockets which have BUTCHERED innocent Israelis . The victims of the Hamas massacre could have been your friends. Speak up.
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@F4STFATI I look like my mum, maybe this is an issue you ought to take up with her x
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10 months
@bigdybbukenergy “fell into the trap of loving the meme before I did my research” are we supposed to stalk everyone we ever find funny lol
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@souljagoytellem They’re quite something
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8 months
I have never seen a feminist celebrating the fact that he was groomed by his nonce teacher what are you on about
@SameeraKhan
Samirah
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Emmanuel Macron is 45 years old. His wife is 70 years old — 25 years his senior. They have NO children together. How/when did they meet, you ask? When he was a 15 y/o schoolboy and she was his MARRIED 40 y/o teacher. This is apparently fine, even celebrated by feminists,…
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@Patryk87837486 Not Kermit :(
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@bigdybbukenergy most non Jews (myself included lol) don’t tend to recognise Jewish names unless they’re really common, often they just look Germanic
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@bigdybbukenergy Side note why is male loneliness a problem women are expected to deal with anyway, can none of these men go and talk to each other or
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insane tweet and profile picture combo
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@CuriousBunnie12 I’m a childless woman but not by choice and have extensively read about fertility etc in the hopes of conceiving my own children (it’s up to God and my body at this point!). I don’t see how I could possibly be compared to a porn addicted man
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@DoctorMuuro @Base950Y @alyvore It’s not a hypothetical person’s illness though, it’s a common theme. I don’t know how you have OCD and don’t know that
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@istreasatuatha After a fair few of these myself, including an accusation against my apolitical MOTHER (pictured), I’ve found a lot of them come from people who are deeply islamophobic, to the extent of actively wanting Muslims to die. It’s being used to manipulate and won’t work on me
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@emilykmay I don’t think it ever really changes, you just at some point come to accept that society sees you as female first and human second
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@istreasatuatha Jesus is everyone ok?
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@BumpstockBarbie It’s so offensive to women and their families who have been through a miscarriage to call their babies “medical waste” because you want to justify abortion using lies. Actually makes me quite sick
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@__MarieTherese_ My mum’s partner is a widow but he was widowed 7 years before they met and his children are 30 and 33. Even then my mum has always been very sensitive about this. It sounds like both adults in this situation have been extremely selfish and insensitive
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“Denied him sex” is always such a bizarre phrase to me, like sex is a service women offer to their partners and not something we ourselves want and enjoy if we actually like you
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Grounds for divorce?
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@Jackiew80333500 They’ve banned pro-Palestinian protests in France, but I have full faith that our people will never be deterred
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@PanderShirts Idk why the discourse on your tweet keeps coming up on my timeline but it’s quite entertaining thank you
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@oliviazao @DHSCgovuk It didn’t even start well
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@bigdybbukenergy OP is the kind of person who would probably find it quite funny, a kind of “haha told you so” moment, if someone died or got disabled by a Covid infection
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@uncooljerk Why’s it somehow always women’s fault as well? Why do none of these lonely men talk to each other, why are we always expected to do the work here
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Convinced she’s actually part of the DPRK government, tasked with making defectors’ stories look as insane and unbelievable as possible
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Can I be controversial and suggest that probably about half of abortions have more to do with men not wanting to be fathers than women not wanting to be mothers
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Laurie Kilmartin
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hey Boy Moms, when you’re looking at colleges, are you telling your sons which states might force them to become a father in their freshman year?
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@carbdiem Someone in France got beheaded because of this sort of thing. Not that long ago either
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@ThatRosaryGirl why won’t Catholics let me into a house of God to make TikToks in shorts and a crop top 😠😠😠😠😠😠 they hate women
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@theashrb Kettle with water boiled could’ve solved this
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@thecathguy It’s literally always “how do I deal with the fact that this makes me absolutely miserable?” and then they insist their relationships are just as happy as “normal” ones. Had someone try to tell me jealousy/anger/upset were part of ALL relationships. Absolutely not true lol.
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Omg this is the first time I’ve ever seen my face before take this down I’m so upset 😞😞😞😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
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@AidanCTweets You have to be an extra level of depraved to go around insulting murdered children
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Men do a “hear me out” and it’s a beautiful woman with an amazing body
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It was the FIRST thing I was ever told when I started getting involved in left wing campaigning in the UK. That’s the SWP, they’re bad, avoid. THE FIRST THING
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@carbdiem wait for it they’re going to find this tweet and ask why you want to kill their dogs
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10 months
@nikicaga It’s not that it’s more that people are most likely to be trafficked by people they know and not a stranger picking you up in a car park but they seem to be more interested in sharing random urban legends instead of doing any actual research or advocacy
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Haven’t had any alcohol for seven years (officially!)
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Lewis just fell off a cliff :/
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@theashrb I remember once reading that children in Palestine cannot even be diagnosed with PTSD, not because they aren’t severely traumatised but because there is never a “post”, the trauma is unending. That broke my heart.
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3 months
Not another XL bully rap
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@EvenMorePaxton @my__name__was Even if it isn’t uniquely horrid it still is horrid - what’s wrong with people
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Going to university straight after school was the worst mistake of my life. I came home with no degree and severe PTSD. Women posting their Ls etc etc. I’m now doing my degree part time and while I won’t get my undergrad till I’m nearly 30 it’s immeasurably better
@jaketropolis
the prince with a thousand enemies ♂️
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googling "is it okay to go to college late" and all of the articles say that if you go to college right after high school youre basically a moron
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@pulpy_fiction Sorry why would a gender critical person join the GREEN PARTY ???
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@hum_dunkin Raising awareness of women shagging their father in law
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why do they only ever say this about rape
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Russell Brand is entitled to the presumption of innocence.
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@carbdiem Incredible that people feel confident enough to log on and brag about being a massive cvnt
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7 months
mate I’ve been raped and they’re not in jail no one’s getting “jailed for compliments” come off it now
@TheLegalMindset
Legal Mindset
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Where have all the good guys gone? Jailed in the UK for compliments
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not to flex but I did even better than that
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agnes ☆
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if u haven’t slept with someone off twitter i think ur doing it wrong x
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@matkinsj @carbdiem Definitely this owner, maybe they should muzzle the owners too
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5 months
Firemen watching this
@biz_socks
Asscela Express
5 months
Imagine spending $2k to go on a cruise and having to lock up your room like you’re in the Last of Us
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7 months
He’s gone. Rest peacefully Boss Man 🤍
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@pswidlicki change your profile pic to a British flag and people will think you’re dead serious
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7 months
Quite jarring seeing him away from the Famileigh. Akin to seeing a teacher outside of school when you were a kid
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@0ldoini That’s horrific what the hell. How are these paedos not in prison. The UK makes allowances when the child is 13-15 and it’s shameful
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I smoked weed on Saturday night and had symptoms of psychosis on Sunday. Scary as hell man. Feeling better now but my mood is still in the gutter
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one day we’ll talk about that ouid sending some people into psychosis and drug induced schizophrenia
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