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America's industrial base is so decimated that any hot war with China (assuming no nukes) would leave them completely unable to match naval or arms production.
Naturally, the yank brain moves towards the idea of an impotent massacre of civilians, like what they fund in Israel
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This gay fucking tattoo drawing is the most distilled example of Soy Fascism I've seen in fucking forever good lord your head should be permanently in a toilet
I love when lefty satirists make their bad guys so cool, and their messaging so on the nose, that people identify with the bad guys and find their messaging naive/bordering childish.
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It's worth pointing out Gervais has been desperate to be persecuted in any way which is the main reason his attempts at being cancelled are so insufferable.
Seriously check the fuckin state of this
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rest in power is for BLACK people. black people have asked time and time again not to use this outside of the community. and every single time you do.
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@zzmid3
Love that it's considered a conspiracy theory to say the IOF is suppressing their actual losses but by official accounts not a single private or corporal seems to have perished yet in this war
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@posting_forever
Hamas going from posting Sniper Elite footage with RPGs to Metal Gear Solid footage. Incredible.
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@justinboldaji
The movie ends with him being given a chance to confess his sins to Mollie and being too much of a selfish coward to do it. This is basically Scorsese saying as loudly as possible this man is literally burning in hell I cannot fathom thinking the movie is sympathetic to him.
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Remember that weird phenomenon of American southerners being convinced "you sweet summer child" was something people always said rather than it being a line from Game of Thrones?
there’s a genre of phrases that sound like they’re from the bible or like paradise lost, but really, really aren’t. like “there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see” which is ofc a jordan peterson tweet about a bottle of evian. what are the others?
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@hum_dunkin
It's wanky to say but fucking hell if he didn't capture the human condition better than anyone else attempting sketch comedy. So resonant
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The US butchered 1/5 of the Korean population and they still couldn't achieve their goals after the PLA got involved. America's ability to actually win wars has massively dwindled since then whilst China's industrial and economic output has utterly dwarfed them. No chance.
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@slobodanchudjak
Had Americans in my replies talk about China's infrastructure being terrible based on 20 year old pics of "ghost cities". That China has built more high speed rail in the last decade than the rest of the world combined as American bridges collapse from neglect means nothing
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@generalquixote
Curry discourse really cemented for me that Americans broadly know absolutely nothing about Britain but will talk about it with a unparalleled confidence
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@The_Wub_
Painting the very real antisemitic indoctrination of children as a sort of Borat "where are their horns?" joke really profoundly bothers me. Vile film. Fails at being subversive and fails at being funny
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You will not predict how the first one ends fucking hell
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@matildae22
I can't find it but that tiktok of him kneeling praying to a bizarre glass cross before turning to the camera and saying "happy prayer day. Stay prayed up." is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen
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@theoceanblooms
Catholicism is always a big part of Scorsese's works and it's hard to not see his final scene with Mollie as his chance at confession where he's still too selfish and cowardly to admit his sins. Scorsese literally in that moment shows him as beyond any possible redemption.
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@JFrankensteiner
One of the absolute best episodes of the show, and by extension one of the best episodes of TV ever. It rules how much Columbo got under his skin, Casavettes spends most of the second half of the episode looking like he's on the verge of stabbing Falk and it's wonderful
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@reawakenin45339
He was really desperately trying to play to an American audience. This was in like 2011 or so when new atheism was the big annoying thing
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@nise_yoshimi
It pops into my head at random all the time and every time I laugh. It's perfect. No greater distillation of the completely unearned confidence of chan posters
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@shaun_vids
The videos of them carrying them and they couldn't be more blatantly empty. How are they so bad at this and how do some people still buy it
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@willmenaker
Zionists openly saying collective punishment is good is funny because by all metrics then the entity should be dealt with like Carthage
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An Israeli soldier just gave me this. He found it in Gaza, in a random house.
An Israeli soldier just gave me this. He found it in Gaza, in a random house.
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@RaceplayShawty
Maybe my favourite meltdown ever was a collector wonk having his graded mint condition Pokémon boxes just completely cut apart by US customs checking for drugs. Wish I could find it it had me cry laughing
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Sincerely, every journalist and editor that inserts "Hamas-run" into a story should be charged with aiding genocide and frankly anything below capital punishment is too good for them
BREAKING: British volunteer among five aid workers killed in Gaza Strip, Hamas-run office says
Read more🔗
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@Machooo
It's such a bizarre and insecure assertion of masculinity. These people all love to pretend to be heirs of George Carlin hilariously enough
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@Mr_Krolm
Wow not enough pro-israel hashtags on the video based platform where everyone can see the absolute horrors they commit. Dystopian.
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@LegoRacers2
It's funny when people get into ML after no real historical reading and sort of project their dislike of current trots or his particular ideas during the later power struggle onto his whole career. Like if you can't accept his contribution to the revolution you are COOKED
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Crying crocodile tears invoking the Holocaust as you actively support the one being carried out right now. The nerve of these fucking ghouls
"I am the granddaughter of Holocaust survivors. We are not going anywhere. Antisemitism and the support for terror should have no home at NYU or any other college campus. We made the promise of 'never again.' And never again is now." -
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student Bella Ingber.
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@gracecthdralprk
If you tried to explain to Chrissy what a 3 hour ambient album is he would call you a finook
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@hum_dunkin
People just really want a Rick Moranis John Wick style film and will bend reality to make it seem more plausible
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@danker_hank
I love the pro-peace venue line for the festival. Just hanging out near the open air prison one side has forced the other into and vaguely gesturing for people to get along whilst doing ket
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@RufusTSuperfly
Tom Green had to be dragged off stage when receiving his razzies. Both absolute legends
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It cannot be overstated how much the Palestinian resistance unambiguously has the overwhelming moral high ground and always had.
The only way to side with Israel is to be propagandised to the point you aren't living in reality or be so racist you don't see Palestinians as human
🚨Hostages are having their legs amputated from being zip-tied by all 4 limbs for months; they're being forced to defecate in diapers & fed through straws.
Those are Gazan hostages at Israel's Sde Teiman "concentration camp", so you won't see one word about it in Western media🧵
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@my__name__was
I saw a post saying what's happening isn't uniquely horrid and brought up the amount killings in the DRC since 1996. If the proportion of the Congolese population were killed at the rate Israeli is killing Palestinians then everyone in the country would have been dead by 2011
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@posting_forever
Drew Palvou TAPES EYES BACK in a BRAVE STAND against the brutal CCP. We're unsure what he's exactly trying to achieve.
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@YaBoiHakim
I've had people say with complete credulity "who fired first?" as a gotcha, as if we must only count this conflict from literally yesterday and not the endless rocket attacks by Israel for years. Israel fired first during the Nakba and anyone saying otherwise speaks in bad faith
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@ByYourLogic
That support for Palestine is so universal amongst even older Celtic fans is genuinely beautiful
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@posting_forever
When I hear liberals openly saying that aiding genocide isn't a red line for them all I can think is that they fucking deserve Trump
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I'm glad there's a greater awareness of Scotland's complicity in the empire but having it pointed out as a gotcha in moments of solidarity with the genuinely oppressed always strikes me as weird as fuck.
Seriously what is this accomplishing?
Can we please stop pretending we were the victims of empire rather than the perpetrators
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@hum_dunkin
Being shunned by a cow like that is honestly probably the worst feeling in the world
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God think how long his car must be
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To call what Palestine is doing now terrorism is like saying the Warsaw Ghetto uprising was terrorism. Violence was the only remaining option.
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@TageErlinger
I forgot until rewatch how funny it was. Rust going on some deranged Ligotti spiral and Marty just responding "can you stop with this gay shit, please?"
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@blackatebush
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There's a tendency to lionize the German officers who tried to assassinate Hitler despite their peace plan being keeping their race war in the east but making peace with the west. A lot of the anti-Netanyahu stuff is that he's handled the war badly and not the inherent evil of it
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@hum_dunkin
I appreciate their massive overestimation of the British public but I'm sorry you have to give particular credit to Celtic das
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@posting_forever
It wasn't as biting a satire necessarily but Isaacs as Zhukov really is one of the best scene stealing performances I've ever fucking seen. The bit where he pretends he's gonna report Kruschev for conspiring has me in fucking tears
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@posting_forever
THE PALESTINIAN ARAB IDENTIFY WAS INVENTED BY TROTSKY TO SILENCE ALL CRITICISM
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@thedarkprowler
People just all universally agreeing those guys in Boston have permission to call him slurs is the funniest thing ever
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I'm surprised he can run so fast despite having the world's largest balls. God bless him and his cause what a legend.
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@markbishopuk
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They are carpet bombing Gaza you glue-sniffing dog. It does nothing to take out Hamas Tunnel networks, it merely murders children as an impotent act of revenge for Israel's military failures and to quicken their ethnic cleansing campaign.
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@SwannMarcus89
Swann some people have these things called moral red lines such as thinking genocide isn't forgivable. I don't think a guy who pays to rape children in south east Asia like you would get it but you should still consider his perspective, some people have souls Marcus
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@nise_yoshimi
People love calling all sorts of movies Reddit but the trailer for this was the most Reddit thing I have ever fucking seen
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@ByYourLogic
I wish someone told him Keith ran over an Uber Eats driver after coming out of a pub clearly drunk and just driving off without an investigation or breathalyser.
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American catholic converts are some of the most satanic people on earth. The worst of yank Protestantism but with incense
Like a Soviet-era dictator, and in a raw exercise of power without provision of law, Pope Francis has removed Bp. Joseph Strickland as bishop of Tyler, TX.
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@bornposting
It's so cool they hired a guy in the first movie to basically be an extra and have like one line and it turned out to be one of the greatest casting decisions of all time. Can't believe I didn't watch this recently, it rules.
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Why is this so funny lmao
On behalf of the Labour Party, I wish everyone a happy St George’s Day.
Let us be proud of our national identity, confident on the world stage, and sure of our country’s future.
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@nise_yoshimi
I remember watching the M Night film having never gotten into the cartoon and being in tears laughing at characters enthusiastically saying "YOU'RE A BENDER TOO?!"
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@afrocosmist
Saltburn was set in 2006 and the broad response to that decision was "why?" So little had changed culturally it seemed more an excuse to play MGMT than any real discrete decision
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@HillWithView
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Is that the video the public and non-loyal journalists aren't allowed to see?
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Israel would collapse as a state without US aid and military protection. Biden moved carrier groups to the region to keep neighbouring nations in check.
All he'd have to do is turn off the aid spigot and send the fleet away and Israel is gone, and they know that. One phone call.
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Wot if yer nan ran on batteries
If this man shot up a synagogue and said it was for Palestine, leftists and Groypers would be lauding him for that as well. We love life as they love death.
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@semtexfarmhand_
The zoom ins on his Scrabble words was one of the funniest moments of the show it's so good
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Someone being fired for being anti-genocide is bad. Someone being fired for being pro-genocide is good. This isn't complicated or hypocritical this is just having normal and reasonable values you mentally challenged cunt.
Upset about Melissa Barrera's firing?
Stop calling for Stranger Things to dump Noah Schnapp.
Don't celebrate Gina Carano's firing.
Speaking on a divisive issue shouldn't cost anyone their job.
Don't wait for your team's turn in the barrel.
Oppose this shit consistently.
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@MarkAmesExiled
A missile collapsing a large tower block of apartments is less shocking to the western public than footage of some bodies (equivalent footage from IDF brutality is constant but gets no press) despite 2 decades of the WTC falling being treated as the greatest atrocity of our age.
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@nise_yoshimi
It's often repeated and forever should be that one regime created auschwitz and the other liberated it
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Saw someone post recently "why don't the AI fanatics simply fix the extra fingers and mouths in post?" and the fact is just editing AI art to not be total dogshit is far too laborious and creative for its biggest advocates
It's hard to tell exactly how bad AI art is, because the people producing it are the dullest and most easily impressed marks on the planet. "This is a game-changer!" they cry as they try to scoop the moon out of a pond.
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@afrocosmist
Sure I read part of casting Michael Dorn as Worf was it would save on makeup time because they wouldn't need to black him up. It's entirely possible I just dreamt this fact and kept believing it because it's funny.
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You'll never be Scottish you burger munching fud
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@The_GM_is_God
I loved having to avoid reading anyone talk about The Lighthouse during the 3 month gap between the US and UK release. You'd think the film print-free infrastructure would make absurd regional release gaps a thing of the past but naaaa
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@doulbedoink
I wish they had much bigger and more accurate rockets for the sake of taking down this one guy in particular
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This one is pretty bad
Dominion awaits, come be a hero! Like the man said: heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Step up to the plate in Hero Wars and start swinging👇
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Holy fucking shit lmao. There's no real gain in pointing out irony but Jesus fucking Christ
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@Jags24Asare
Yes, because to a man-baby like you, war is just a game and people's lives don't matter. You just use it for clout and attention on Twitter.
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@theoceanblooms
Love the anecdote where he talks about receiving studio notes on the first film that the scene of Jake and Neytiri flying together should be trimmed down because they don't move the plot and he says if he wants to see those moments then audiences will too. He just fucking GETS IT
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@babadookspinoza
Zionists love to point out that Israel isn't indiscriminate but actually highly surgical when it comes to bombing without ever admitting it uses that accuracy to target aid workers, journalists, doctors, and bakeries. The dead children are not collateral damage they are the point
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@AndromedaPip
@deuswastaken
Not arguing against your main point but carbonara being guancale only is a relatively recent thing. Alberto Grandi writes about how the Italian food rules set in stone are very much a conservative product of myth making and demands of cultural purity. Break your spaghetti!
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@posting_forever
There was a brief period between Parasite and especially Squid Game's original release where people were actually reckoning with how horrific conditions on the ground were for poorer South Koreans but still the DPRK exists as a cartoon in their head.
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Normal capital punishment isn't enough for these ghouls we have to bring back shit that has been outlawed for 500 years
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu: 'The army of Israel has done more to minimise civilian casualties than any other army of modern times'
'We cannot have a future for Gaza, a future for peace, a future for Israel if Hamas remains intact'
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@eight_sours
Those last two minutes where we get the payoff to this completely makes the film. Just one of those hair standing up on end moments it's fucking wonderful
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@shaun_vids
The last 6 months of propaganda has been largely targeted at people who care less about it being true and more about it giving them just SOMETHING to say to justify their genocide no matter how obviously false
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