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@theashrb
Ash
4 years
This employer is a piece of shit.
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Postsubman
4 years
- Man reveals how an employer tested the patience of job seekers.
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4 years
On another note, this actually reveals that cats are aware what cameras do and understand that the image is supposed to be a reflection 😮
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@theashrb
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25 days
This is fair
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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2 years
That first heartbreak is gonna have you taking sick leave from work
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26 years of life and I’ve never been in a relationship
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10 months
I would crumble so fast 😭 I don’t think I’d have it in me to be a harsh parent.
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芸武
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i want a baby TODAY.
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2 months
This was so dark……. She needs to be put on a list, sorry.
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Hay 😭🤣😁
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*7,000 African explorers have discovered new land in the last 36 hours
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7 months
The four colonial horsemen 😂
@Sprinterfactory
S p r i n t e r F a c t o r y
7 months
The countries that rejected the Russian resolution to stop the shelling in Gaza!!!
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4 months
Social media has changed the game… all the bragging them Israelis been doing online is now being used against them in court. That’s what those genocidal maniacs deserve.
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6 months
I will never in my life forget this Tweet, and I will make sure nobody else forgets too. This is how a murderous regime rationalises genocide.
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1 year
So… if you can’t pay that, do they take it back or? 😭 what is the protocol?
@Gritty20202
Gritty is the Way
1 year
POV: you're an American who needed a heart transplant
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4 months
Very interesting coverage from you lot today! It was as if you were all on annual leave yesterday 😅
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
4 months
Israel says South Africa distorting the truth in ICJ genocide case
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@theashrb
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11 months
LMAOOOO only in Turkey will bystanders break up a cat fight like this 🤣
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@theashrb
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4 years
Caribbean leadership is very “straight to the point” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@theashrb
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3 years
I can't believe a cow had to die for this.
@saint
SAINT
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Louis Vuitton Carrot Pouch by Virgil Abloh 🥕
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23 days
I’m glad he got the death penalty.
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
24 days
This is actual footage of little Shaniya Davis being carried by her killer, just moments before he raped and killed her. She was only 5 years old when her mother sold her to cover a $200 drug debt. This happened in Fayetteville, North Carolina.
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2 years
LMAO like, how can the British Royal Family be reigning over Jamaica when Jamaicans can't even travel to the UK without a visa 😂 colonialism is a mad ting.
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3 years
They're finally admitting it...
@itslunnaverse
Mrs. Jordan🫶🏽
3 years
I love pussy, but ion like women. Same way I love ketchup, but hate tomatoes 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2 years
This video lives in my head rent free 😂 some real black auntie energy right there loool
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Ash
3 years
I have never been to an African, Caribbean or Asian wedding where photographer, etc are just watching people eat without being offered food or drink. Even for sit down set meals, that has already been factored in.
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3 years
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6 months
How the fuck do you “warn” a hospital to evacuate cos you’re gonna bomb them?? That is TERRORISM.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
6 months
BREAKING: Al-Jazeera reports that the 🇮🇱 IDF spokesperson says they had warned regarding evacuating the Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital as well as five other hospitals
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2 years
LMAO if you lot keep treating your kids like customers, they’re gonna treat you the exact same when they’re older.
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@theashrb
Ash
2 years
For Martin Lewis to say this? We’re well and truly fucked.
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
2 years
“I am virtually out of tools to help people now,” says the Money Saving Expert Martin Lewis says the UK is facing the worst cost of living crisis he has ever seen #Raworth
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3 years
Seems to be a theme in all European countries 🙂
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3 years
"Ok. Wtf do we do ?" — Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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@theashrb
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2 years
Nah can everyone like calm down pls!?
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@theashrb
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4 years
So wait, Americans have SO much to say about the Full English, and THIS is what they eat?????
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5 years
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you know what.....................
@DigitalGwp
GWP DIGITAL
5 years
Love Island's Dr Alex jokes he's returned to villa in a wig as fans compare him to Maura
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2 years
Y’all are fucking. That’s that on that.
@E_DGAF
Big E
2 years
I love my oxtail spot
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2 years
One cup of rice for four people kxkdkdkdk
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2 years
If I went to a wedding like this, I too would be talking shit about it… fuck you mean you’re not providing catering??? At a WEDDING??
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2 years
It's so cruel how people are actually breeding ailments and actual disabilities into dogs just cos they look a certain way without any care in the world for their quality of life...
@Slim_Kutz
💈Donis Rodman💈
2 years
Y’all gotta stop breeding this kinda shit mane
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4 months
The BBC’s silence is killing me 😂😂😂 big big global news like this and it’s being suppressed? Ok let me suppress my TV licence fee too.
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@theashrb
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7 months
The only reason Israel can possibly want to cut the internet in Gaza is because they plan to commit grave crimes against humanity this weekend. Surely everyone can see this?
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@theashrb
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4 months
If they rule in favour of South Africa, that means that every single dual national that flew to Israel to commit atrocities should absolutely be prosecuted here.
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@theashrb
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23 days
Guys, name me some manufacturers of oxygen machines, ventilators, etc who are publicly listed on a stock exchange pls 🫶🏾
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1 year
Insurance companies in France anytime the French Government gets a bit too bold for their own good:
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Ash
2 months
God forbid
@iamsarilee
Flat Batty
2 months
Want that real love, Rita and Bob love 🥰
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2 years
For the non-Brits wondering why Brits are more miserable than normal these days:
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@theashrb
Ash
9 months
Twitter is gonna cook me (but idc, all your outrage will get me paid)… men who become gynaecologists are a bit hmm because… why…? Why have you chosen to specialise in that?
@pandasugarbutt
the plug.
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A male gynecologist not understanding why a woman wouldn’t want a male gynecologist…..
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9 months
But if it was a pigeon now, all hell would break loose… the featherism is astounding! 🤭
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1 year
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@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
1 year
What’s an insult you’ll never forget?
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Ash
7 months
So, a holocaust?
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@theashrb
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4 years
I will never forgive this Conservative government for sending our healthcare workers to fight a frightening virus dressed like dinnerladies from school.
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@theashrb
Ash
3 years
Whoever is doing PR for Cows is doing a cracking job because they've really grown on me 😭😭😭 such lovely animals.
@tiredtaurus
daniel 𓃒
3 years
look at this cow swimming
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1 year
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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1 year
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO nah sometimes this country is funny as fuck y’know 😭 I couldn’t stop laughing, she emptied the whole clip AND threw the other neighbours in it too
@iamyesyouareno
iamyesyouareno
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2 years
Your clubbed nails are telling me you have bigger things to be worrying about tbh, go and see a cardiologist ASAP.
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1 year
This one x
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Ash
4 months
Dunt loike it? LEAVE!
@DrEliDavid
Dr. Eli David
4 months
This is UK 🇬🇧 Good luck with your multiculturalism ✌️
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4 years
AUDITION? Shaggy? She has no respect LOL
@Complex
Complex
4 years
Shaggy turned down the opportunity to be featured on Rihanna’s #R9 album because he didn’t want to audition:
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4 years
Only one type of voter finds this question offensive 🤡
@Sarfo15M
MS15
4 years
Is it invasive to ask someone who they’re voting for ?
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4 years
They killed his mum omds
@heatedysl
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Prince Harry said what he said and I’m here to remind you. Period.
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2 years
Wait… Petronella??? Aren’t you the woman who was shagging Boris Johnson WHILE he was married and his sick wife was battling cancer???
@PetronellaWyatt
Petronella Wyatt
2 years
May God forgive Harry and Meghan for causing the Queen so much pain, for I never shall.
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Ash
4 years
Jamaicans really altered the vernacular of two global cities lmaoooo
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@theashrb
Ash
2 years
I think it represents the mood in Britain quite well, actually
@danbarker
dan barker
2 years
Here is the Trafalgar Square tree in daylight.
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3 years
This is the horniest government we've ever had.
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2 months
That was hands down the most graphic image I’ve ever seen on all my years on this app… I can’t even bring myself to retweeting it, but all I will say is… Israel, may you one day perish for the evil you are committing.
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Ash
3 years
London's seats vs the Black British population:
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3 years
Chet Hanks' obsession with Jamaica and Jamaican culture isn't cute, it's actually extremely weird...
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
1 year
Rail fares are going up but you can still find ways to make journeys cheaper.
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5 months
I honestly feel like I’m in an episode of Black Mirror… what the absolute fuck is this?
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
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Tonight's third question #bbcqt
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7 months
Again, this is what you people are cheering on — you already know that this means Israel are going to commit the most horrendous war crimes in modern times over the next 24-48 hours.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Israel set to cut off internet connectivity in Gaza from tomorrow
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4 years
Man said White²
@jubejubesss
mariahs hand choero
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@jaboukie Half Italian and half white 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
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Ash
3 years
Allah, the men you have sent to build houses are now analysing trends in the eyelash market.
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Yet if a centimetre of my tyre even touches a bus lane, you pipo will send me 4K image of my car.
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There’s a magic money tree for everyone but British people!
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: The UK is set to give Ukraine £2.5 billion in military support
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Fact: Youth Unemployment in Greece is well over 35%
@GeorgeAvg1
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Andrew Tate protest in Greece. #FreeTopG
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1 year
I understand why Jews get angry when people treat Auschwitz like some amusement park, I feel the same way when I see people having plantation weddings.
@MariaRMGBNews
Maria 🇬🇧
1 year
Today I had one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. Regrettably it didn’t seem everyone there found it quite so poignant.
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Uh oh! Azealia Banks has something to say about @RealCandaceO 's tomfoolery:
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6 months
It’s always us tbh lmao
@rahsh33m
Mesh🇧🇧
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The lady at the end 🥺❤️
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Ash
4 years
Bin Laden invented vlogging
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2 years
Ruining whole lives just cos someone failed an exam at 15/16 🥴 what kind of society is this pls?
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2 years
Honestly, this would feel like a punishment
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2 years
One day, we’ll stop calling the grotesque sexual exploitation of people in the global south “sex tourism” 🙂
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Ash
3 years
Open your purse.
@CGTNOfficial
CGTN
3 years
France's Macron asks Rwanda for forgiveness over genocide
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*for men
Being married and a parent does wonders for your professional credibility. How many single & childless leaders of countries have you seen? This narrative that children are set backs is complete BS.
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Stormzy highlights that racism is still an issue in the UK... The media and right wingers crucify him and gaslight everyone by claiming there is no racism in the UK Meanwhile at White Hart Lane:
@8Flavs
🇨🇩🇸🇱
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Rudiger suggesting he's hearing monkey chants towards his way
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2 years
If you’re out with friends, and your partner knows this, then STILL calls you to “return” home like they’re some micromanager… that speaks volumes LOL idc what any of you want to say.
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Er… yes? Even my friends I’d take care of lol do you know how much a billion is? 😂
If you suddenly became a billionaire, do you feel like you have to take care of your entire family?
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Ash
3 years
Anyone who has never had to deal with addiction in their family should sit this one out and refrain from adding their unsolicited two pence about Lil Nas X.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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fans are criticizing Lil Nas X for not helping his mom get off the streets.
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2 years
See now, if I had a daughter that chose somebody like this — I’d do everything in my power to destroy that relationship. Call me a Nollywood dad or whatever, idc 😂
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Ash
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(I’m with Coat Karen on this y’all, sorry)
@nojumper
No Jumper
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“Coat Karen” yells at a mother for wearing a coat but not putting a coat on her toddler
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Ash
3 years
No but lmaooooooooo
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2 years
It’s so embarrassing when you niggas go to these sex tourism hubs to feel desired 😭
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Ash
3 years
This is so sad man, she was groomed and people aren't even seeing this for what it really is.
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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EXCLUSIVE: 'Are you a terrorist?' - @susannareid100 Former ISIS bride Shamima Begum thought she was 'doing the right thing as a Muslim' by joining ISIS and she 'did not want to hurt anyone'. Watch GMB now
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2 years
My enemies would never be able to chat to me again after this y'know lmfao
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5 years
Any airline CEO that even considers this should be arrested and charged with attempted murder. That's that on that.
@FlockaKnows
Himmy Hendrixx
5 years
This a prototype for economy seating for future airplanes. How do you y’all feel about this ?
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2 years
Nah I am in a state of disarray rn 😂 Boris knocked up his hairdresser and shipped her off to Canada?! I am shocked he even had a hairdresser… clearly she was doing everything but hair.
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Ash
3 years
Imagine another cladding nightmare is unfolding on the day Brits have rallied behind the same Tories who have done nothing but protect rogue developers and contractors?
@rachaelvenables
Rachael Venables
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🚨 20 fire engines on the scene of a fire at New Providence Wharf in East London this morning. The building’s still covered in ACM cladding - the same type as was on Grenfell. Awaiting updates. @LBC
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7 months
Mind you, they’re “blacking up” in protest cos they are angry that more black students are being encouraged to go to university 🙃
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10 months
We all need to accept that this billionaire aunty is a creep
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4 years
I would defo be filing for divorce. Idc.
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4 years
This tweet is rape culture.
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4 years
DEPORT THEM BACK TO CHINA!
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
4 years
A Chinese couple have been arrested in Nigeria for locking up their 8 Nigerian employees in their house for 4 months.
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2 years
Jeremy Corbyn has so far been right about absolutely everything.
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