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recession hitting everybody.
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OBAMA is sending me into orbit.
Barack Obama congratulates Playboi Carti on the success of his new album
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iād be playing in kylieās closet too, mhm.
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musically inclined people fascinate me so much, like damn youāre just decorating time from thin air like that.
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āyou canāt do that thatās illegal and unconstitutional!ā they yelled at the twice impeached, indicted, and convicted felon.
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she saw everybody talking and said
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everybody got psychosis iām crying so bad.
They sayin Ye had bianca naked all the time cuz sheās an fbi informant so he wanted to make sure she never wore a wire #ohhhhhh.
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i feel like stuff like this is a sign we should be out in the wild with the rest of them lmao we not living right.
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her commitment to making him look sexy never ceases to amaze me.
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animals really be single moms of 6-8 just holding it down daily like girl what.
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now wait a damn minute, the coach really said no uglies allowed.
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after watching the boy and the heron i look at pelicans so different. jus low vibrational evil and greedy.
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her getting down to kendrick in this barista beanie has me so weak.
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hate when girls are sad over guys that arenāt even half as cool as them.
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having a crush is so crazy like what should i wear to my story today.
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i believe some peopleās ākarmaā is just a permanent lack of self awareness that blocks them from any progression.
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something real intimate and nostalgic about rewatching a series and seeing that very first episode with the crappy quality.
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quite literally the best part of relationships is the āyouāve never seenā¦.?!?!ā conversation followed by a marathon and discussion.
I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, āThat looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know whatās going on.ā My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, āYOUāVE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?ā. 2.5 hrs later, credits.
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iāll be fine i just have to talk about it obsessively and spiral first.
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idk people treating me poorly doesnāt make me question my worth it just makes me question if theyāre slow.
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i get so turned off when someoneās captions are always about some imaginary competition. like baby just be cute. .
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asked where the oysters were from and the waitress said āthe seaā. never change, atlanta.
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ādahmer was a gemini omg makes senseā baby his mama was geeked off several drugs and suicidal while pregnant?.
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the way solange left a permanent mark on video composition/conception, performance structure, etc is very cool.
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thank god for this thread i been holding this in for years
do yāall have āforbiddenā pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?.
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fav part of being a black is when we start screaming and reaching for each others hands lmaooo.
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i donāt like how they been doing my sista lately wym her wig was slid back?.
The courtroom sketch of Rihanna at A$AP Rocky's trial has been released
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that moment when you first see the handwriting of someone youāre in love with is so special to me idk.
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tik tik is so helpful for food recipes and finding cool places in cities i will cry if they shut her down.
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i know people say they donāt want to date someone āfriendlyā but i personally love when my partner is personable.
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i think everyone should back away from men with their hands up until we figure out whatās going on.
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2 weeks of space = apology.
Men Math:.
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a manās life can be falling apart, in shambles, burnt to the ground. and i bet you heāll still find a way to juggle some hoes. like what?.
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made some mac + cheese and the fried chicken caesar salad sandwich everyone talks about for lunch and šāāļø
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people treat you exactly how they feel about you and life gets simpler when you donāt do mental gymnastics around that hard fact.
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you ever get around your family and realize you never stood a chance against alcoholism.
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propaganda during a time when literacy is at an all time low and people donāt care about source credibility is so scary.
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about to buy a big ass recipe journal and write in every learned recipe like my grandmother intended.
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anytime i find out someoneās defended my name in my absence i will literally put together a nuclear reactor from scratch for them.
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not really rude but i walked past lebron in the mall and we just stared at each other for a moment, rolled our eyes in unison, and kept walking. the most capricorn shit ever.
Has a celebrity ever been rude to you??.
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āsheās so meā hello kitty do not be off percs sitting in a dirty room, girl enough.
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men will be like āi donāt see the point in treating people with humanity if i get nothing out of itā lmaooo like please get a prescription filled.
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i am begging for a major shift in life that isnāt catalyzed by heartbreak.
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morphing into a fake artsy person after youāre ran thru wonāt save u.
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never been disliked by anyone iād want to trade places with, so thereās that.
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i get so excited when i find stuff that appeals to someoneās super niche interests like oh theyāre about to love this.
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am i off or did āreawakening fashionā and āgarden of timeā not kind of clearly convey that they wanted to see iconic archival pulls and see a wide range (garden) of them?.
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idk being silently judged by people i wouldnāt take advice from anyway is just not something i concern myself with.
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the older i get the less i actually believe in boyfriends, youāre either a friend or my husband.
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in an alternate universe thereās a messy frank ocean that everyone is tired of hearing from.
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maybe iām just a weirdo but i love following up a song with the song it sampled from.
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i canāt even imagine calling a dudeās phone and a girl answers. what even happens after that.
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weirdest thing about abusive men is that you can show all the proof in the world and thereās still always someone willing to enable and deal with them.
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why is everyone too cool for creative rollouts š now itās just a profile pic change and deletion of all posts.
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my therapistās fav reminder is that people only change unless theyāre presented with a severe consequence or beneficial reward.
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love the japanese phrase 'koi no yokan' that describes when you just met a person and feel the potential to fall in love with them w/ time.
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i noticed women who know how to pivot and move tf on get judged the most when they have the most sense.
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people are so shocked when you do simple things like help them carry something heavy, pick up something they dropped, etc. and thatās how i know things arenātā¦ okay.
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free my sisters from thinking raw peen + vibes equals a relationship.
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i feel like zack foxās allure is so strong for girls because there arenāt a lot of charismatic guys out there. a lot yāall are a bit off putting and unfunny š.
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the older you get the more you can basically smell insecurity, misery, and envy on people. and the people who are genuine damn near glow.
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no disrespect to the mrs, but i **** **** ** ***.
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foodie friends are the best you just run around having fun being big and greedy together.
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and when you see that low exposure picture of a cocktail just know iām back outside.
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yall talk about carrie so bad but big was charismatic with a lot of money and iāve seen yall sneaking and geeking for much less.
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so odd when a person has no interests or hobbies outside of pursuing romantic relationships. whole page is just endless subs and rts of tweets about relationships.
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āevil eyeā and your room dirty and youāve been procrastinating an hour long task for two weeks. cross your eyes babe cause the evil is you.
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you canāt even relax during a pedicure bc youāll fuck around and be sent home with some rounded toes.
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i miss when instagram first dropped and we all just posted recklessly, the fuck is a finsta.
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big part of successful adulting is knowing a guy who knows a guy and you canāt get to that point being anti social and miserable.
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after dealing with a serial cheater i just donāt see the point in stressing myself sick about whatās going on when iām not around. things almost always come to light anyway so iād rather focus on being present. people are gonna do what they wanna, donāt have nothing to do w/ me.
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being in a slow burn situation really puts into perspective just how much lovebombing is normalized, like ohā¦.
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a lot of women whose work i admire didnāt get things really cracking until their like mid to late 30s (toni morrison, zora neal hurston, mariah carey, etc.). i genuinely am not rushing through life and am enjoying my journey/mistakes and am okay with delayed gratification.
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a man with locs isnāt for the weak between the retwist lady and the random bonnets iāve almost been admitted to someoneās facility.
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hard explaining to people that you genuinely enjoy being single, they think youāre trying to cope but itās like no iām just kinda selfish and uncompromising.
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tried dealing with a pisces man for the plot and i see exactly why they get talked about the way they do.
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ngl you open yourself to way more opportunities by just yapping with people and telling them what you do. everyone needs somebody or knows someone who needs somebody.
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the daddyās girl to looking at him crazy as hell pipeline is something else.
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lash extensions really are mankindās greatest invention like i just woke up with the most sickening cat eye.
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being gaslit by a terrible gaslighter be so insane, you literally just have to say ok and keep it moving lmao.
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put chadwickās nachos in the air fryer and burnt the ends.
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you bump people to acquaintance level and keep it cordial and theyāll self destruct and create imaginary beef to cope.
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