Sophia
@0ldoini
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cottagewhore and content destroyer
Joined September 2014
Anyone looking for a single bedroom with no heating where you can’t make noise and can only be home from 8:30pm to 8am (weekdays only)? Here’s one for a bargain (£1350)!!!
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Is OCD finally breaking through to the non-obsessives?? Are they starting to get it??
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Guys i hate the wedding industry as much as anyone, but this is a literal COFFEE SHOP that actually charges v fair rental costs!!.
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The coffee shop emailed and said it’s a $500 rental fee + minimum consumption + tips and the bride just replied saying ‘that’s unreasonable’ WHAT.
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The wikipedia page for the 1904 Olympics Men’s Marathon might be my favourite Wikipedia page ever
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@logicalkitty this is what I keep thinking!! Did they have a back up plan if the staff actually kicked them out?? (I doubt it, I suspect they just expected it to go their way).
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Maybe the real overpriced prison box room was the friends we made along the way ❤️
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She bought the flat for £686k in 2021 by the way, she just wants a tenant to pay off a large chunk of her mortgage while not really living there at all.
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Can’t believe I missed my opportunity to buy The Apparatus for a bargain price
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B*omers on here claiming that £24k is a v good salary because they earned it in 2001 when it was worth over £40k, I *can’t*.
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She’s seen this! She’s now claiming she doesn’t have a living room at all!
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Some poor soul is going to move in not having seen the original ad and be made to feel like an intruder for being in their home on a Saturday
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Please rid society of “haha I’m so ocd I make my bed everyday” jokes.
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@IamMattyStevens Nahhh, this kind of pisstaking encourages other landlords to do so. Being willing to charge someone that is exploitative and should be called out and shamed before it becomes the norm.
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What else can we shame Alice into including in the rent?
@0ldoini She’s not dropped the rent but she has now added that your own bedsheets can be washed upon request… for that rent I would expect daily bedsheet washes
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This is such an insane take, everyone in the country has eaten a meal deal.
@providenceluvr I’ve only seen very overweight people eat meal deals 🫢.
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@sleeepysandy I have a friend who until last year was renting a one bed in West Hampstead (by herself) for £1495, this is so detached from reality.
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@madihawes I think most people don’t realise ocd is an anxiety disorder at all, they just see the outward compulsions without knowing what drives them!!.
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Idk I feel like if your entire pension plan is renting your flat while away, this is kind of on you.
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Everyone saying ‘we wouldn’t have complied, we would have rioted’ is greatly underestimating how bootlicky the British public are
"There was an idea at one moment that we may have to ask the public to exterminate all the cats in Britain.". Former Health Minister Lord Bethell discusses the early government response to the Covid pandemic.
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HOW was this guy not fired (he later banned US female swimmers from participating in the 1912 Olympics because yolo misogyny)
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She worked in local government and hadn’t checked the state pension age for OVER FOURTEEN YEARS????
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This took off more than I expected, but I just want to add that OCD has many forms, not just like that in the original tweet! Some people (myself included) don't get the "magical thinking" symptom.
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I think it’s called looking after your child, but I could be wrong!.
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@whotookbeegoe “Fancy space heater” I guarantee you it’s one of these because she doesn’t want to turn the heating on in the rooms she doesn’t use
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It’s wild that we even put addresses on ballot papers full stop tbh.
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Yes I sat here refreshing this for fifteen minutes, no I do not have a life.
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Absolutely obsessed with this person asking the british broadcasting corporation for help with the Elizabeth line, then asking for a personal police escort, then whining about not being allowed to walk on the tracks and then posting a picture of their piss to BBC
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@Nickkg1979 Yeah I clocked that too, think it’s just a mistake as she does appear to be a real person.
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Business idea: a trendy sports bar in Shoreditch with The Apparatus. People pay to use it and must wear used PE kit from lost property.
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Middle aged men will wear the same crumpled up disposable mask they keep in their pocket for three months.
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@westcoastwinter These comments are a mess. Someone showing symptoms isn’t inherently “unable to manage” their illness, it just means that they HAVE an illness. Arguing that someone relapsing isn’t fit to be a parent is arguing that someone with that illness isn’t fit to be a parent.
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I will never stop thinking about the porn star who accidentally got the Lib Dem logo tattooed on her
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Who still posts this stuff when they’re on trial, absolutely idiotic
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The Apparatus was brought out ONCE in my entire time at primary school. ONCE.
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@AskNationwide @shaximinion Do @TfL have a recommended time to add to a journey to account for delays? From what I can see, as long as Sha was on track to arrive at Heathrow at the usual recommended 3 hours before flight departure, you’ll pay out.
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£24k after tax is ~£19k. Average rent for a one bed in London is £1500. £24k salary leaves you with just over £1000 for food, student loans, transport, bills, and other expenses! So generous!.
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Why does no one talk about the second puberty women go through aged 18-25 when they suddenly gain loads of weight and curves?? It's never talked about and all my friends (and me!!) freaked when they suddenly gained several stone.
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Can’t deal with people calling Miles Routledge ‘based’ or ‘a legend’ - rescuing him means someone else can’t be, whether that’s an Afghan refugee or a British employee or journalist.
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I’m currently in an (online) stats exam but I have to interrupt to laugh at this. This is not adhd. This is called having a functioning brain that has thoughts.
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@__MarieTherese_ There also IS something objectively wrong about not being willing to share a space with a certain demographic - it’s this mindset that leads to people being dehumanised (and this happens to infants all the time!!).
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If you see me liking and unliking your replies over and over again, it’s a compulsion, I’m sorry ❤️.
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@xfundbull Please. I beg of you, inform her that she’s being rinsed on x dot com (formerly twitter).
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Some friends went there last night and the head waiter HIT ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS because they thought he was a waiter.
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Once again I am begging the commenters to realise that ‘not guilty’ does not mean ‘innocent’. It means insufficient evidence of guilt beyond reasonable doubt.
#Breaking Manchester City footballer Benjamin Mendy has been found not guilty of six counts of rape and one count of sexual assault, while jurors could not reach verdicts on one count of rape and one of attempted rape, following a six-month trial at Chester Crown Court
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The year is 2050. An elderly man walks laps in his garden. No one remembers how this tradition started, but each year a centenarian is chosen to perform this ritual. 'Please, can I stop? Some water?' he begs his carers. He cannot stop. He must keep walking to fund Our NHS.
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The worst kinds of tweets are the ‘well we have it worse so you should as well’ tweets.
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