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Shitposting in favor of abundant housing and infrastructure. Also software engineering stuff. Eevee fan and Nilou simp. Some of what I say is a joke.

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Florida is literally hell
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Mfs will get a setup like this and then ship the most ass code you've ever seen
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Ok this did numbers so I would like to plug the netherlands, who knows how to do suburban canal development right
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I think most people on this app literally don't understand that housing is a thing people live in and consume. They think housing is just some meme that developers partake in because it looks cool and makes money by magic
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@sam_edwoods @culturaltutor Kids don't want a yard. They want to ride their bikes around and go places with their friends
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@decmusicology @carolinespitzer It's just crazy to me that a city would build this many canals and not activate them with footpaths, parks, business, etc. If I was Cape Coral I would lean in super hard to canal-side bars and restaurants, trails, parks with docks to fish on and places for kids to play...
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@AlecStapp God I wish the USA was a functional society
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@cheer_wine God I wish I was rich enough that the rainbow car was my biggest problem in life
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@flavor26_RS I did my job for almost 2 years every day in this chair
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@Lib_Development Latin America is proof that like 90% of societies problems are trivially solvable if you simply elect people interested in solving them (bukele is another example). Latam voters understand this but sadly the us does not
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@wanyeburkett @ZaidJilani me: "I think people should not play loud music or take up 2-3 seats in an enclosed public setting" progressives: "first of all how dare you, racist"
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@ScholarlySpoon Lead gas really did a number on our society
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@tekbog Sometimes I’m amazed when Java people whip out some named pattern and I look it up and I’m like, damn you named that? I just call that “writing the feature.” Java bros trying to create a whole Pokédex out of jargon
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@constans These fairs are pretty low signal in my experience, and that was in the mid 2010s. Seems like they’ve only gotten less relevant since
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To a first approximation: 0 americans would choose multifamliy if detached single family is an option 0 americans care about the environment enough to materially alter their living situation Multifamily only wins if it's cheaper or unlocks new neighborhoods (which it is/does)
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@DylanCSallee At my old company our staff engineer did almost all his work on a crusty 5 year old macbook pro, no monitor. He was a baller
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@NPRinskeep @carmelelizabeth Except housing prices in tulsa have exploded out of control in the last 2 years. This is a national problem. Prices are surging everywhere.
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@YIMBYLAND @Always_Eat_Ass Stuff like this is why I kind of sympathize with the “I don’t like apartment people” guy. Because you go on this app and see massive support for stuff like “we need to legalize tenants acting like buffoons” and naturally the normie single family house owners get triggered
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@HuXijin_GT @USAmbChina We didn't appease shit
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@VampireSuburban @petrinkae Dislocating homeless people (largest populations in NY and CA) to abandoned houses in the rural rust belt and south is institutionalized cruelty, actually.
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@emopetergriffin @PDakkadakka Especially the droid bar. Ultimate Lucas vibes
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@mnolangray Only thing that’s missing is an aggressive led light vape shop
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@chron “Say goodbye” what are you even talking about? It’s still there.
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@thehill Yimbys were totally and completely right about everything. Who ever could have guessed??
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@sam_d_1995 Elon should get more credit for inventing the most effective form of male birth control on the market
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@Fer_S73 It's giving the same vibe as this guy tbh
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@MatthewDownhour Could you imagine an alternate timeline where twitter leftists are seething at normies posting shots of themselves drinking and clubbing in Kabul?
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@constans At my school there were just way too many people and not enough desirable jobs. I think I got 1 offer from the fairs but I ended up going with something I cold applied on LinkedIn. This was 2018
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@yitgordon @Amtrak @MobilityATX @TxDOTAustin Imo a lot of america should not really qualify as the “rich world.” This is very unambiguously developing world level infrastructure
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@poetryalpastor @mnolangray This is literally what happens. Every mid cycle the console makers come out with a slim version that is cheaper, or they come out with bigger and better bundles over time
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@JosephPolitano “Owning a small business” is the fakest job in America
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@cheer_wine @EmmaVigeland Leftists views are so skewed because they all believe that after the revolution they are gonna be the party fat cats and not the average workers. Like yeah, socialism provides SOME high status socialists with money and goodies but for most revolutionaries it just sucks
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@sam_d_1995 @criticalurban For real, if this is the opposition, I like our chances
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@InvisibleMapper This project looks cool! Where is this? I hope they put up a bunch more projects like this
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@Electron1c_ @YIMBYLAND @Always_Eat_Ass Also I saw multiple people in the replies doubling down by saying "this is how it has always been under common law." Lmao, common law allows trial by combat. No normie is gonna care that common law allows people to squat
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@JosephPolitano @PunishedLink I’m already living in the future. My precinct was biden +82 and I live in the trumpier part of town
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@JosephPolitano Me to my mom today: did you know the third largest crypto exchange melted down and was hostilely taken over by a competitor that allegedly orchestrated the whole thing by dumping their token? My mom: I don’t know what any of that means
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To be clear, I don't really like the idea of multifamily as a lynch pin of preservation because it's a political loser
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@sam_edwoods @culturaltutor Maybe I'm just crazy because I grew up in a pre war suburb, but me and my friends would always walk/bike to the park, play football or basketball, go to the corner store to get gatorade, get food, go to a movie, coffee shop to do homework... You can't do that in modern sprawl
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@INCapChronicle At what point does it become justifiable for working people to start straight up reclaiming our wealth from the boomers? I’m starting to believe people under 40 robbing and scamming boomers is morally defensible
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@KareemRifai I hate it here
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@JosephPolitano The other 20% is “this millennial paid off 100k in student loans in 3 years, here’s how she did it” and how she did it is just paying 33k in principal each year
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@cheer_wine @joolsd the euros were genociding native Americans for hundreds of years before USA even showed up on the scene
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@andylevy Why would it ever not be deductible? It’s a business expense
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@nikicaga This doesn’t seem right coded at all. This could just as easily be a bernie girl
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@ne0liberal If they wanted to keep their flag, they should have simply won the war
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@KXAN_News Then stop driving on the curb??
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@GlennFerrara @adamconover They didn’t run into a busy street. They used a crosswalk. You are legally obligated to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk. Stop doing illegal things and then pretending to be a victim on twitter about it.
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@Hatshep05663991 @thecaptain_nemo She fired sam altman but then sam altman came back and fired her
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@PopulismUpdates I’ve long been in favor of Canada annexing this (and only this) land
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@leftistlitwick She’s assimilated so well! Becoming a conservative grifter usually takes 2-3 generations
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@kitten_beloved I like kbj and im happy she’s on the court. But they’re deluding themselves. Biden picked his preferred race and gender and then found the best justice that fit the mold. He literally publicly announced this was his criteria. It objectively was affirmative action!
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@mnolangray I don’t care if it’s problematic
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@LaurieLeighUSA @GlennFerrara @adamconover Maybe you should just stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk, Laurie.
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@MostlyMonkey Knowing your apr is a decent signal that you shouldn't have a credit card
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@Itstimetostop18 @BeorioSmorio @zanyfen 1. Directly kill 40k americans/year, 2. Directly injure 2m/year, 3. Cause upwards of 100k indirect deaths due to respiratory and pulmonary issues, 4. Cost taxpayers $64bn/year in infra 5. Add $50k to the cost of a typical housing unit
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@SwannMarcus89 We tried “abolish the police” for 2 weeks and it literally was one of the worst things of all time
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@PhilipKung5 @NotTuxedoSam This is most sites though
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@tiredgenerally Ok but the transit is essentially non functional. DC, NYC, and Boston all have better transit
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@itiswhatitiz__ @culturaltutor The best way to achieve this is to ban cars in residential areas. Cars bring blight, crime, pollution, and civilizational decay. Not to mention they maim/kill kids
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@htmx_org @soft_fox_lad Today at work I had to add a field to some legacy page that no one had touched since like 2017. It was using server rendered jinja and a plain <form>. It was comically easier than our SPA. We need to retvrn
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@mnolangray Actually this is so much better than typical sprawl
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@ZDominical @jackcorrbit OP is just being elitist because this flooring product is cheap and utilitarian
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@ownworstemily Normal guys: “it’s about being French”
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@JosephPolitano They fumbled so hard. All they had to do was build housing but they chose to decline instead
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@JosephPolitano I love globalism! This is what the politicians want to take away from us. Never forget
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@JohnKingSFChron 2400 parking spaces and 400 units of housing. This is not transit oriented development. I don't even know what this is. A vaguely spicy sprawl-style strip mall?
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@JosephPolitano Also the line people are usually right. Stancil was spot on when he said most americans literally can't comprehend and can't tell you what their financial situation is
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@DeanPreston Bro, you're talking a lot of trash for someone whose housing element is still out of compliance.
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@NYMag @LaneBrown I am old enough to remember when nymag was good and had solid, evidence based content
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@macs_posts Tech and finance workers do have a right to move to san francisco. They have a right to move anywhere. Housing exclusion and gatekeeping is elitist and oppressive. Why do you hate the middle class?
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@bedtime_enjoyer @GKBesterfriend @SwannMarcus89 They’re literally saying ROAD TRIPS are rich. It just doesn’t make sense
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@tekbog Even the guys promising to undo the abstractions are cringe. "Our library is just 10 new html props to add reactivity. We have no build system." And the 10 new props involve writing all your js for state logic and event handling inside a string in your tag (cough alpine cough)
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@AndrewSweet @soncharm This describes gas stations and 7 eleven
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@benigma2017 @Bliv_24 She’s getting 50 speeding tickets per year? She sounds like a menace to society
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@NPR Cars are the opposite of freedom. They are an anchor weighing down our society and preventing climate action. They are the least efficient, least affordable and least practical system of transportation
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@RickPalaciosJr Maybe they should just lower prices
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@PopulismUpdates This is just a backdoor troll by including the dakotas, kansas and nebraska, right?
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@JosephPolitano “One” this describes like dozens of guys
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@mrwagmibtc @federalreserve I speak for everyone when I say we did and we do. If you want to opt out then go ahead. Have fun bartering with gold nuggets or whatever
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@GKBesterfriend People just be calling anything rich. If you think this is rich, it means you don’t know actual rich people
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@friendsofJax @MarkRuffalo @nytimes Why is there such a strong correlation between people who pay for Twitter and people who want to stick their nose in other people’s business?
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@atc1441 They named a string str I’m gonna be sick
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@notkavi Sometime in the last 5-10 years the nyt went from a pro-elite publication to an anti-normie publication. It’s not enough to further the interests of the elite. They increasingly want to further the interests of everyone who takes advantage/makes life worse for normies
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@ne0liberal @sam_d_1995 Sitting on any california city council?
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@gilgildner @flawedaxioms Most of those people are not throwing it away. They’re grinding harder and achieving more than their parents did at their age. The issue is that a lawyer or software engineer salary does not buy the same standard of living as the 90s
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@rakishromantic @CartoonsHateHer The blast radius is also much larger because of tiktok now. In the 2000s no one was at risk of becoming a meme format for asking someone out
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@tekbog We are approx 3 years away from startups ditching cloud and running their stack on a rack of raspberry pis in a closet at the office
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@SCHIZO_FREQ How do people even end up in a relationship like this? Clearly they have very different personality types and expectations from the relationship. They both had to know what they were getting into
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@PopulismUpdates Debates require a fixed number of individual donors
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@RealJonPlank @sam_edwoods @culturaltutor I respect that. Suburbs are the worst of both worlds
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@Peasnbutter1 @Sen_JoeManchin The bill is deficit negative and hiring more IRS employees will, in fact, increase tax enforcement against rich criminal tax dodgers
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@upzone_CA @RacksMcLaren @KDooren @Gritty20202 Also if you own a huge amount of land and extract value from it, you are a landlord
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@ULTRA_MAJESTY @ClownWorld_ The bike rider is traffic. He's using the lane and the mercedes should have passed in the other lane
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@tekbog I used to go to a coffee shop every morning to start my work day. But that was to just blow off time before the standup and read wsj. I would never dream of doing actual work in a coffee shop
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@Revolucion722 @NateSilver538 Stop spreading disinformation. 538 gave a range of outcomes, most of which resulted in a small to medium sized pickup for republicans in the house. Republicans are still on pace for that outcome
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