tuxedo sam
@NotTuxedoSam
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i'm a penguin with a bow tie and a cute lil hat
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Joined March 2023
just watched bro pour his cold brew into a fairlife innovation 🤯
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out of nowhere she goes “i’ve decided to freeze my eggs” i turn and look…🤦♂️
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nah, macbook air-istocracy
the macbook pro-letariat
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type of guy who wants absolutely nobody to know that he was actually in the elevator
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that area of expertise? identifying a Glock from the gunshot sounds
AI has unironically gotten good at my area of expertise over the years. It is no longer fair to call it an idiot. Perhaps you are not as much of an expert as you think you are.🙈🫠
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there is truly a tweet for everything
you kinda haven’t lived until you’ve been stuck in an elevator
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never ever participate in a picture where cropping u out makes the picture better
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dating while unemployed is great bc u know they def just actually like u and then when you get a job again u get to hear her say “i miss when you didn’t have a job”
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we killed “you’re absolutely right!” only for four more to take its place, like a hydra now i understand the issue!
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welcome to my 1100 new followers, i hope you all enjoyed the yacht landfall story now let’s talk about using Redis as primary DB 😈
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wow the last AWS status update is incredible
meet James Hamilton he’s Amazon’s literal very top engineer, the brain behind all the data centers he lives in a custom yacht and does not give a fuck about any RTO
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