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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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The struggle is real.
@rev_cap
Rev Cap
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It takes ~35 years of top 1% income, after tax, to save enough to be in the top 1% of net worth . Asset prices totally out of whack with wages.
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@MostlyMonkey
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For posterity.
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@grok
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What do you want to know?.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Your median expectation should be a gray slab of ultra-processed meat that has been salted heavily and that will feel like concrete in your mouth. The joy of an actual American style sit-down restaurant hamburger does not exist beyond our shores.
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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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As an American traveling internationally, the worst mistake you can make is to order a hamburger in a restaurant (outside fast food places). What you get will be virtually inedible.
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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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Two men (neither of whom has held an actual job outside politics) proclaim their love for the American "worker". The people they claim to represent hate them because they are overeducated and underemployed.
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@BenCaswellMN
Ben Caswell 🇵🇸
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Figured this picture was relevant with all the discourse around “politicians not showing up to Teamsters picket lines”. Proud to support @OmarFatehMN for Mayor!!
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@MostlyMonkey
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This is a mean post, but I believe that it is deserved. You can't try to use your dominant position in the sexual hierarchy to affect public behavior if you don't have that dominant position.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Are the hot girls in the room with us right now?.
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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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This is 20 yr-old me and 40 yr-old me, btw. I've watched the same absolute bullshit excuses play out over and over again. If you act shitty, you are shitty. The shittier you act, the shittier the world will treat you.
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@brendengallager
Brenden Gallagher
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Their appearance of innocence is ENABLED BY THEIR PARASITIC CLASS POSITION!.
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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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The flip side of social mobility is that downwardly mobile people feel status anxiety and think the world is ending. I have a sympathy for them, but the solution is to simply talk about it and realize it's ok. There's nothing to be embarrassed about, and your kids will be ok.
@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
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stray wondering:. how much of "i don't want to bring children into this crapsack world" is actually "i don't believe i could provide a life for my children befitting the social class with which i identify".
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@MostlyMonkey
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The worst thing women ever did was export their shame dynamics to men. Men will fail at EVERYTHING 100X more than women in their lives. That's fine. We're the high variance sex. I refuse to judge any man who tries and fails.
@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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I'm not mad at women - men just need to nut up and take the shot. Women will never make it easy for you.
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@MostlyMonkey
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@mattyglesias this is the worst thing you've ever posted.
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@mattyglesias
Matthew Yglesias
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In 1999, a family could afford a suburban McMansion on a single income as a waste management consultant with no college degree.
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@MostlyMonkey
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I'm not mad at women - men just need to nut up and take the shot. Women will never make it easy for you.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Shooters shoot.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Just make a move and if it's not reciprocated, move on.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Women don't tell you when they want you to make a move. They behave exactly the same, and then fault you for your lack of emotional intelligence in sensing their change in internal attitude.
@martyrdison
mads campbell
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guys. women will tell you when they want you to make a move. you don’t need to force it. move too early and you ruin your one chance. this is the one lesson i wish men would learn.
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@MostlyMonkey
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Residential electricity prices in California are 2X the national average, and are 2nd highest in the country (after Hawaii).
@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
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Electricity prices have gone up 10% since January. Great work, @realDonaldTrump!!
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@MostlyMonkey
Overeducated Gibbon
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What a terrible day to be able to read.
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@azealiaslacewig
Azealia Banks אזיליה 🧜🏾‍♀️🇺🇸🎗️
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Those little white man lips are are clit grippers too…. I would orgasm and fart in this man’s face so bad .
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