two years ago I finished a short documentary that got me my internship at NPR. It's about a stuffed polar bear and cowboy poets. I'm going to make another one soon.

they should have just said "Sydney sweeney has great Pants".

RT @FilmUpdates: Exclusive clip from Julian Glander’s surreal animated coming-of-age comedy ‘BOYS GO TO JUPITER.’. Starring Jack Corbett, M….

you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt

RT @glanderco: 🍊BOYS GO TO JUPITER🍊. 🎬official trailer💸. 🎟in theaters this August🗓

woke up in the middle of the night and wrote this in my notes,

at movie theater, watching trailers, whispering to my friend: "that looks really good" after the coke ad.

i'm starting to think.

are we bringing our nintondo DSs in our Go Bags?.

sorry to Own you guys waiting for the walk sign, but i will cross because i saw no cars are coming.

new pope looks like both the Crane brothers Combined

stay hydrated, breathe , take your vitamins,

RT @jackcorrbit: ACAB ? even the karma police ?.

Also before the haters try to silence me, my Girlfriend took that photo, not me

JUST hit one MILLION miles in my car . Life Is Beautiful

Big Candle.

big candle

the next white lotus should take place at a Great Wolf Lodge in northern Central Ohio.

instead of applying to colleges i mailed out rejection letters to Yale, Harvard, Cornell. They had never experienced this and immediately invited me to attend, tuition free. I declined them all. This is how you do business in the Real World. Buy my seminar and coaching program.

cats are probably like: Oh I should follow you on Litterboxd.