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If you're a trial attorney, this is the greatest moment of your entire life and nothing is ever going to top it
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why are you, an adult, sending an email past 3pm on the day before Thanksgiving
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@royalpratt
greg you know I broadly enjoy your reporting and tweets but "guy who got behind on his bills and is paying them off" vs "guy who takes money from hyperconservatives and whose supporters are literally going around calling people pedophiles" does not seem equivalent, to me
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@cta
the blue line is so backed up that there is a line down the stairs. What the fuck is going on
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@inreGray
"I appreciate your patience this morning as I am managing several urgent matters. Your partnership is a great help and I look forward to returning the favor as we work together on future deals."
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@Nextdoor
You do realize that half of all the posts on your website are "I saw a black person and I called the cops," right
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@Olivianuzzi
Are you missing the distinction between "too dangerous to read" and "not necessary to publish?"
A major part of the issue here is that the Times gave him its platform and legitimacy. They didn't have to do that. And they didn't fact check it or contextualize it.
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my favorite part of this is that it is very obviously someone's job to sweep that path, and they have done so since the carrots were dumped. path? got to be clean. carrots? not their problem
Does anyone know why a significant volume of carrots has just been dumped on Goldsmiths university campus?
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@mjs_DC
"[Silberman] has also received a Lifetime Service Award (2006) and a Distinguished Service Award (2007) from the Federalist Society chapters of Georgetown and Harvard, respectively."
lol
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Insane choice for someone who has presidential aspirations during a period of peak labor support across the country
NEWS —
@GavinNewsom
VETOES unemployment insurance for striking workers,
#SB799
, marking yet another blow to organized labor.
Comes less than a week after screenwriters and studios reached a deal to end a five-month strike — which was part of the momentum behind the bill.
#caleg
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DID SOMEONE SAY TREE LAW
OH SHIT SON
THOSE TREES ARE CITY PROPERTY
IT MIGHT BE TREE LAW TIME
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Are you neurotypical or is the threat of friends coming over the major and perhaps only source of motivation for you to clean and or organize your apartment
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Have we considered declaring a war on student loans
JUST IN: US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says the country can 'absolutely' afford another war.
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@thejustintucker
@CDRosa
I know you might be confused because the 41 votes you got represented only 0.13% of votes cast in your race (which I know because you ran in my district and lost), but because they are actually elected officials, these 41 votes represent 82% of the city. Hope this helps!
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a friend messaged me with concerns because she's into a guy but he's conservative. the advice I gave her is as follows:
• we don't fuck republicans
• we don't fuck with republicans
• we don't let republicans fuck with us
these are the three pillars of "fuck republicans"
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oh no ted cruz appears to have brought the wrong board
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@Olivianuzzi
Nobody is stopping a Senator from promoting his own opinions on his own platforms. Choosing not to publish an op-ed is not suppression.
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@PaulTassi
Are threshers affected by the fps damage bug because I feel like they ALWAYS merc me and I am a high fps gamer
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@royalpratt
also where is the reporting on vallas using campaign funds to pay his parking tickets
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a while ago in one of my group chats a friend asked why chicagoans insist on malort so much, and I wrote up my usual spiel on why it's important to me. I don't think I've tweeted it before, so here it is, I hope you enjoy it
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joni ernst eating shit on an ag question - her answer is wrong for both corn and soybeans - is extremely fucking funny
While everyone’s paying attention to the presidential town halls, the biggest moment in the
#IASen
race just happened in their final debate:
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I can't believe I went through so much of my life thinking brussels sprouts were terrible because I had only ever had them boiled and without sauce or seasoning
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Johnson can beat Vallas in a one-on-one. If we get the vote out for Johnson, we can have an actual progressive mayor in Chicago.
New Chicago Mayoral Poll from Victory Research/
@ILPollster
22.8% Vallas
17.1% Lightfoot
16.1% Johnson
13.8% Garcia
11.8% Wilson
3.6% King
0.7% each Green, Buckner, Sawyer
806 Likely Voters
Feb 12-15
3.45% Margin of Error
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It's 6am and Team
@Brandon4Chicago
is out at the polls to talk to voters! We can win this if we work for it, Chicago! Brandon is better!
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@IWriteAllDay_
@IittIewomens
this movie has everything. brad pitt, nazi murders, and brad pitt. what's not to like
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woman who watched "cats" every week for months, watching "mamma mia 2: here we go again":
"getting a lot of 'cats' vibes from this"
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dear federal judges: if you take senior status this year, you are extremely cool and sexy and smart, and everyone will remember you as being cool and sexy and smart for all of history. thank you
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I've been chatting with a girl on Hinge and I just asked her if she wants to hang out when we've both self-isolated long enough. Dating in a pandemic is weird but cross your fingers for me anyway plz, I think she is pretty rad.
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Some interesting additional context - also there with Larry Ligas, and sporting quite the large bundle of Vallas lit, was Brett Corrigan. Both Ligas and Corrigan were paid staff for Darren Bailey's campaign. Did Vallas pay for them, too?
Fascinating bigotry from Vallas supporters here at the Brandon Johnson rally.
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YA BOI GOT THE SHOT LET'S GOOOOOOOO. PFEELING PFANTASTIC. PFIZER GANG. MRNA ALL DAY BABY
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We're bringing dogs back to the White House, folks
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@chicagotribune
"traditional campaign machinations and revelations" is a wild way to say "he doesn't live in the city or care about it"
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@Cozmo23
You told us to be in the tower *before* reset. You did not mention that we would have to wait an additional 20 minutes. I'm excited, but this isn't fun, and everyone is confused.
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@lolesports
Are there longer behind-the-scenes videos for each of the stage openers? They're super cool and I would love to know about how you made them happen!
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@renato_mariotti
Do you understand that the postal service is a governmental service provided to the people and without price discrimination based on location, for the benefit of the whole country, not a for-profit entity?
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@IWriteAllDay_
@IittIewomens
I mean some of us been knew about Christoph. But yes, a masterful performance for sure
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@amandamull
I identified a user alting around a ban today on Discord by putting together information from multiple different servers and it was _so_ fucking satisfying
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holy shit I just bought a kitchenaid for $280 (normally $569)
I don't know what the occasion for the discount is but I'll fucking take it
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You're about to see a bunch of lawyers get very excited On Here because the Supreme Court just ruled that Georgia cannot copyright its laws (i.e. charge people to read them).
Is this a big law nerd thing? Yes. Is it probably important for good governance? Also yes.
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@alittleleader
that's usually how it ends. not with some triumphant finale, but with a click and a general sense of "meh"
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There has to be a fucking TikTok algorithm outage or some shit because my fyp is broken and full of nonsense
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you know the president and I have both sworn to uphold the constitution and honestly I feel like I'm doing a better job
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@GuzmanGraciela_
@ward32chicago
@CDRosa
@unitednwside
The crowd erupts: "SEE YOU AT THE BALLOT BOX! SEE YOU AT THR BALLOT BOX! SEE YOU AT THE BALLOT BOX!"
Fucking right.
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Fascinating bigotry from Vallas supporters here at the Brandon Johnson rally.
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The Rock getting bodied by his daughter will never not be funny
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one of the partners at my firm gave me the assignment of watching the princess bride prior to our next firm meeting (tomorrow), so I'm doing that tonight
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@Xenogenic
@RiotGearhook
Farming for blossom petals felt extremely bad. It was an absolute ton of games without skins, and only a little bit fewer with them, and the rewards at the end felt extremely lackluster compared to the effort. I was led to believe the closing would be significant.
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@DanielLaSpata
I get on at Monroe and even then it's usually a battle. We need service more often than every 12 minutes during rush hour.
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