kenzi
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follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics
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today i said “i want somebody to care that i hurt” to my therapist & she started crying is that allowed
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5
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realized i was wearing this halfway through my quarterly meeting with my boss today
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i continue to look for lizards in each of the potted plants because in 2003 i saw a lizard in a plant there and ive been chasing that high ever since
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i was invited to a st patricks day party and when i got there i found out everyone was in dinner party attire. i was wearing this.
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a year ago i was dumped & facetimed my friend walking my dog and fell. she was concerned but not concerned enough to refrain from taking a screenshot and that is true friendship
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me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 48
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one pride i got into an uber wearing a pride flag as a dress & the driver immediately put on christian radio. i started singing along bc i knew the song from childhood & ive never seen a more confused man in my life
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 41
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 2
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on extreme home makeover a kid would make a comment like “elephants are cool” & theyd be like “elephants are everything to this kid. theyre his passion. dude is an absolute freak for elephants. the room should look like he lives inside an elephant colon”
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2 years ago i added “Qualitative Research” to my personal email signature. no one has said a word and this is where the link takes you
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 30
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they say “do one thing every day that scares you” and that is why every day i wake up and participate in society
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this dog park bench makes it seem like this woman never saw a dog in her life and she also never smiled
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 16
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i cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face
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this is my journal entry from the day i found out santa wasnt real
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one pride we took my parents to milwaukees first gay bar & when we walked in my mom said “jim used to take me here all the time” and thats how i found out my mom dated a gay man for 5 years
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UPDATE: i told him you guys had questions
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 2
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i sent this to my dad and he said “every time you show me a picture from work i understand less and less about what your job is”
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 8
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standing over the sink eating leftovers with my dad like we are two bears that just broke into someones home
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one thing you gotta know about me is if you ask me to internet stalk someone i will deliver
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 50
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loving the vibes at the airport on xmas eve night. eavesdropping on 3 conversations. each PACKED with drama. this woman had an affair with her high school piano tutor. this guy lied to his brother about quitting smoking. one guy is calling his cousin the unibomber for some reason
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 52
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 47
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i went to a beautiful rooftop and instead of taking a picture of the view i took this picture of a dog looking at a popcorn machine
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my dad once asked me how to buy cigars online, saying “it wont work on my computer.” i asked him to show me what was going wrong. he then opened a Microsoft Word doc where he had typed “buy cigars online”
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 25
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 46
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the best part is she didnt show me this for 2 months and then sent it saying “can this be funny yet or do we need more time”
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guess who grabbed the wrong mask when she went to get her booster shot today!!
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for $5 ill facetime you on thanksgiving and pretend to be your girlfriend that cant make it because i accidentally went to four seasons total landscaping
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backstory: my dad and his friends have a “board meeting” every friday & he texts the “board members” if they have anything to put on the agenda. i get quarterly invites which is life’s biggest honor
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 42
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my dad made an agenda for my best friends’ wedding and i think it’s maybe the best thing in the world
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doctor: unfortunately it looks like another ovarian cyst
me: well it sounds like im in need of some aCYSTance. a cease and deCYST, if you will
doctor: please stop doing jazz hands
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if youre wondering what my family thanksgiving is like, this is my cousins watch while we were playing charades
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last year i learned you should clarify the vibe of a halloween party before you show up in a ratatouille couples costume with your dog
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OH MY GOD
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every successful woman begins her day surrounded by at least 4 assorted beverages of varying temperatures
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pictured: the dress & two of my best friends who are now getting MARRIED. im in their wedding & i dont want to give all the credit to the pride dress but, come on. incredible dress.
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im a simple woman. i start each day worrying that someone is mad at me, and i end each day having decided that someone is mad at me
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good news i finally found my phone that ive been using as a flashlight to find my phone for the past 10 minutes
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“your internet connection is unstable” ok well my internet connection can join the club
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Sorry folks, no agenda today! My dad is ice fishing and has decided to take a relaxing break from the bar to go to a different bar
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 31
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what if im not “overthinking it” maybe everyone else is under-thinking it did you ever think about that?
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call me crazy, but this feels oddly… familiar??
Every weekend, my dad and his Ping Pong buddies get together to chat. It was his turn to pick and print out the talking points.
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my ex and i spent weeks watching breaking bad and the moment he chose to break up w me was when there were 13 min left in the series finale
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