Maria
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attorney! love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
RT @eleum_fuck: One of the most envious lives imaginable. Successful athlete. Dating a beautiful, lucrative pop star. Can’t read. Every sin….
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RT @NatPurser: from a nurse practitioner friend watching the reconciliation proceedings. you may be insulated from 11m people being kicked….
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because i hate myself i will disclose that being panhel president during the yikyak era has no doubt contributed to my inevitable trip to an early grave.
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very clear paramount settled to pave the way for the merger, which is the sort of deeply and insidiously corrupt maneuver one would hope, in a civilized society, would incite calls to action.
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every time. every single time
Travis Kelce said the “hardest” part of hosting “SNL” was the preshow table read because he “can’t really read that well": . “The writers’ rooms were fun because you’re just getting pitched ideas. The table reading, for a guy that can’t really read that well, it was kind of a
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i met with a professional development coach lady and she said “ah it appears when you’re faced with a lack of certainty, your brain goes into MSU.” i was racking my brain for all the nervous system acronyms i knew that could be “MSU” and then she hit me with… “making shit up”.
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they should invent a brain that doesn’t immediately jump to the worst possible conclusion or assumption when presented with the absence of information or lack of clarity.
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One time my sister and I went to lunch and she got a salad with chickpeas on it, and when it arrived she was super pissed off about the chickpeas. When I reminded her it was on the menu she said “yeah, but I didn’t think they’d actually do it.” Anyway that’s how I feel rn.
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After years of being on the bubble, Myles Turner actually leaving Indiana is simultaneously the most and least surprising thing ever.
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