
Damilola Urhiemefe Longe
@kikelomolonge
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Believer in Jesus Cis woman, Physician Mum of 2 girls, OBVIOUSLY FEMINIST because I'll always be on my own side. Pre-divorcee
Joined October 2017
@ulxma Someone who is just happy to be there and looks like he worships the ground she walks on.
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@ill_nojie @Mad_Dad2020 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, she logs into her roblox on my tablet, uses YouTube on my tablet, no more zepeto (demonic app). All homework on my tablet. I'll review it on her 12th birthday. She's a 3rd time offender. So, she chose this life.
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@zynnnie Mess with your family and you got to go is the addendum I didn't know I needed because if he has no regard for his family hu hu hu to you.
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@GoingByRenee Please, no need to explain. Overwokeness is wrong with people. Are you supposed to say you were in my womb or uterus?.
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@MotherGabrielle @arrtnem @EM_RESUS Give them water, connect fluids, get the crash trolley, connect the pads and just get ready with a nurse. If they arrest, ring the alarm by their bed and get someone to call for the arrest team.
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@lolaloveandart Even abroad, I've seen them with PCA still screaming in pain, just looking for any form of peace, so much that sometimes they're heavily sedated, talk less of Nigeria where oramorph is luxury. I hope he experiences the degree of pain she experienced.
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@teejazz8 @Ada_Agina @kikimordi With his swollen prostate and heavy reliance on viagra, one MI/aneurysm away from intra coital call to glory, crossing the eternal portal. Yup, fresh.
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@chukwudumjohn87 @Mish_Shelle Break that home into not just pieces, grind it to powder and throw that man in prison for grievous bodily assault.
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@Lilianolaj_ @kikimordi Always new every morning. Great is thy faithfulness Oh Lord. I'll see myself out.
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@MichaelGThorne1 @Brink_Thinker Me and my baby girl, I'm so sorry for your loss, he looks like an absolute champion. And you're an amazing dad. Hugs.
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@MzzBeckey @jeffwellz Painful boobs, feeling ugly, bloated, Craving for sweets, fuck the world attitude , the overwhelming sadness, irritability, diarrhoea, the trying to micromanage your emotions so you don't explode or implode.
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@TheOluwabukunmi @IamAnnyRobert We're always horny period, except during our period and even that one sef, depends on the day. Purity culture tried to tell us otherwise. A fe d'oko, and lojojumo. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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@confettiboy I'm so sorry you guys had that experience and I hope your sister is OK. That being said, I hope that warrior queen is having a good day.
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@MrCruiseSA @YarKafanchan She's PDP, but some individuals are fantastic despite party. Let's not forget that. Let's not cast the baby out with the bath water.
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@Aunty_Les Me shouting, charge your tablets and headphones before bed o. I don't want to hear story and no you can't have ny phone or tablet tomorrow.
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@Mad_Dad2020 @ill_nojie Mine is grounded till she's 18. She has limited access to my tablet.
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@MartinBurrowAI @rosielanners @FryRsquared Lol, speak for yourself, we were sold as slaves, raped, murdered, fed to sharks, pillaged, robbed of our sacred antiques. We didn't need democracy, Christianity or whatever you were selling. We needed to be left tf alone. But we'll, all that's ancient history and tiktok.
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@Iamkelly22 @Cali_DreamsXO Lol, you gotta make your peace with the fact that women are taking their chances with being alone than being with someone who doesn't measure up.
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@ozzyetomi Me finding out that I had been played, lied to and cheated on several times by the person I exchanged vows with. The day you wake up is your morning and I'm glad a new day came. It was dark and grim. It's a lot brighter now.
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@Moolasheni @Djjamzy_ It's rather sad that you think of yourself this way. In your dp, you look amazing. Your man before you marry before your body changes should think you're the absolute prize. If he's not giving you that energy, he doesn't deserve you. Please think better of yourself.
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@TheSolape @TolaniTosyn He'll abuse her. Tell her that due to economy, you can only pay such and such amount. Give her the rest as cash.
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@Cyntdgreatest @maxvayshia I'm so sorry about your daughter's pain, but please next time either take your daughter to a hospital or emergency, they're open 24hrs. Your Dr isn't open 24 hrs, he/she already told you prior not to contact them outside of working hours, please respect their time.
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@Kemisanwo Oh my God, are you okay????.That must have been difficult. Stay strong. What kind of pepper did you buy, was the egg sweet?.
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@Mochievous Oxygen finishes on Thurs morning, i don't know what time zone, i hope they're found before then.
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@leeviahh I'm not quite sure I comprehend. Because both parents should lavish more attention on children who are constantly trying to unalive themselves. Maybe if they give attention equally to the kids, there'll be some leftover for each other.
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@bhayelee @Iamkelly22 @Cali_DreamsXO We will sing the song, but won't settle for less than whatever standard we set. We can do both. You can long for romance and companionship and still not be so desperate that you settle. So yeah, I've increased the volume for Somebody's son. We dey here and we sing am loud. No vex.
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@tosinolaseinde @Retirednigrian1 Always the uncouth and unlearned saying shit they know nothing about, simple Google would have revealed when Russian games were before yearning dust.
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@austinemun That's why comprehension and summary are an important aspect of SSCE English exams.
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@ImohUmoren Can't help falling in love- Elvis Presley . To love somebody- Michael Bolton . Still the one shania Twain . My first love Lionel Richie . Always- bon Jovi. I'll do anything for love- meatloaf . Eji owuro- sola Allyson . Ololufe wandecoal . Runaway stylplus. A tie btwn all.
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@Soulmedika Like I thought this was why unity schools and federal unis exist. Some of the top people I know and have met are not from my tribe. My girl best friend is Tiv, some of my best guys are igbo, mum is urhobo, best friend guy is Yoruba, 'husband' is Yoruba, we're supposed to learn.
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@rustysamm @Paintedbyesthr Well I hope they beat the shit out of him, a beating he'll never forget.
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#NewProfilePic.My smile came back oooo.Full force.Found my joy again. It's back to being my default setting. For that I Praise God.When I was broken.He fixed me!.Still fixing me.So this smile is only going to get wider and brighter. My light went off for a bit
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@LifeofKitana Sigh, I nearly destroyed the relationship with silliness. We met for the first time in 100 level doing 100 level registration things. Odunayo had a way of looking at me then that would make everything fade away and it would just be me and him. I tried so many times to flee.
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@DrTSquare Tolu, i don't walk alone at night. I tried it one 530 morning and i nearly died of fear each time a man came close to me on the lonely street. And there was one that just started following me for at least 10 mins. Never again.
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@mrsaabkay @NaomiAs_ Technically he said dad will die he didn't say Baba e, so basically he said his own father will die.
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There's a Caucasian nurse I work with. Anytime she's NIC you can be sure no drop of racism or abuse is to be tolerated, if you as much as breathe the wrong way, she's excusing you and directing you to the next ED 30 mins away. There was this Caucasian male in resus the other day.
Overheard in clinic: .Front desk: Mr. Jones, your doctor retired. Dr. Igwe replaced him. Mr. Jones: What kind of name is that?? Where are all the Johnsons and Smiths?.FD: They didn’t get into medical school but if you’d like to see a doctor, Dr. Igwe will be happy to see you.
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@goodiegoodieng 9yr old and 11yr old, immediately, noise, jumping, gbas, gboz, stooopppppeeeeetttt, I said stooooppppp, cry, laugh, mooooommmmmm, mamaaaaaa.
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