Moe
@Mochievous
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Attorney - sometimes. Nomad - every time.
Booking a flight
Joined September 2009
it is literally X giving your live location without your consent. Why isn’t anyone fighting this?
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So when you travel and log into twitter, the “account-based in” section of your profile changes to your current location. This is so problematic on multiple levels (safety). Yes I know you can update so only the continent/region shows but still problematic.
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When I was in Benin a few weeks ago, spoke to my driver and was asking him about the president. He was like “he do work perfect but e too wicked”. I asked him what he meant by wicked and he said the guy put one of his childhood best friends in prison for 20 years
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I had a mini detty December run yesterday and I am leaving it for all of you o. Can’t be me. Wedding, wedding after party, Library, then BoHo. I was just like wetin dey happen this cannot be my life. ✌🏾until 2026
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my housekeeper said she wants to be a braider so i enrolled her in a braiding school. When she started, she asked to braid my hair & gosh it was so painful and not great but i wore those braids for a month just to boot her confidence. Even traveled with it. She is now an expert
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Interestingly, when i first started traveling frequently, my very catholic mom gave me the St Anthony medal. Turns out he is the patron saint for travelers. I couldn’t wear it so i simply just put it in my card holder since it is always with me.
Wait, so the St. Anthony prayer works? Lost my card holder while I was out last night. Bank cards from multiple countries so I was understandably freaking out. Remembered @Ssaasquatch tweet and just said the prayer. In less than hour, I got a call that it was found.
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not a big deal as I could just replace them but the stress to do that isn’t cute and what do i do in the meantime with travel and all. I was at my wits end and said the prayer in desperation. Anyway i got my cards back
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Wait, so the St. Anthony prayer works? Lost my card holder while I was out last night. Bank cards from multiple countries so I was understandably freaking out. Remembered @Ssaasquatch tweet and just said the prayer. In less than hour, I got a call that it was found.
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My microlocs is the best esthetic decision i’ve made. In my head, I look my best with them and it is so low maintenance. Literally just buff with water and I look editorial
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a woman told me I looked beautiful today then she goes ahead to give me a bundle of mint 500 naira notes. Lagos is an amazing place
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Btw do not attempt to swim in this river if you aren’t a very solid swimmer. It is deceptive because you can see the bottom meanwhile it is actually the deepest inland water way in Africa. And it has strong under currents.
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sat down on a raffia mat with a friend on my terrace having drinks and i looked up and noticed the full moon. Me: it is a full moon tonight them: me: it is a full moon them: yeah it looks full me: it is a full moon! them:
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