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@Bornakang Cop: You know thatβs arrestable right? . Boy : I gave you my ID. Cop: Be Quiet ! You see thatβs your problem. Did I ask you to answer?
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Me as a lawyer . My lord . Na him do am but we wan take God beg you.
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@MsJuicyGenius Apparently, you canβt revive a brain dead person with CPR. His family was only in denial which is understandable. Stop rage baiting please.
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@Aqualady6666 I didnβt know that you drink coke into your liver. Show us how the liver reacts when you eat pepper, maggi and salt.
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Time to bring this back π. Lost my mum and my friends who had lost their mums earlier made me pay some money to them before they could allowed me hangout with them. They called it induction fees into the motherless babies committee. ππ.
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@OneJoblessBoy She clearly said she doesnβt know any of her extended families. So itβs definitely gonna be weird if anyone on them come to her for money now.
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@LaNativePatriot There are trans football players in the playground tho. Just saying. Trans people are athletes too.
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@TheOluwabukunmi Nothing beats goofy pictures of your gf. Theyβre real gem of photography.
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@TheOscarRace Why you need to know what your old folks are up to before they give away your inheritance to Brad Pitt.
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@Am_Blujay Africans donβt worry about being left out. We just make our own stars. This lady is called Beyond C.
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@RevRayCistman There are kids who get scared of the conventional white Santa. Stop labelling a kid.
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@todayyearsoldig When you give a lazy person a task, theyβll find the most energy efficient way to solve it.
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@Just_Silva__ @Papinla_ He still has a legal claim tho. I came to make you laugh. Where in the contract does it show how i intend to make that happen.
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@kalgo_idris @AishaYesufu Keyboard warrior is mocking a spare parts dealer that got famous for defending his vote from his own volition. Get a grip of yourself.
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@instablog9ja When you blow a dogβs whistle in a noisy market, only the dogs in the market will respond to it.
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@DIRAH__diary I may not be that serious. Growing up with 3 older sisters, I was a regular makeup practice palette. I loved it as a child and would give honest feedbacks. We all laughed and made jokes too while at it. I didnβt turn out gay. I think itβs all about intentions.
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@nhoodpublicist Adults turning a childrenβs party into a twerk fest . But yes. The kid is an abusive man. Rubbish.
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@chude__ Stop excusing paedophiles and blaming their actions on KONGI. We know them in our society in Nigeria in our streets. These are the types who say βthat one with big bress na small pikin?β .Arrest that nonce jare.
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@BornAKang If crime rate is so high that everyone now needs a gun to protect themselves, then we can call it a failed society. That used to be the job of the police.
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@ada_lluch Itβs bad to be obese and so on butβ¦ .Ainβt no one on the left that is over weight or obese . Thatβs literally a combination of real life figures of women. Yβall should stop this prejudice against real women.
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@blessthebeautyy Side effects of Some Antidepressant is βLowered libidoβ . You didnβt know this?.
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@GoldenJans She picked it from the floor . And the parents are ahead because they need to step first. The monsters are attracted to sound and stepping on a noisy platform could get one killed. The parents stayed in front to make sure they step first.
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@determinedbatch @BornAKang Fighting for herself? Is he bullet proof? If she was paying attention, she would have seen sooner him and followed suit. It seems like it was her choice to remain imo.
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When you drink. Water 3k vs 100 naira water
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@AmazonLoni When you go to places like Mexico, Cuba etc. when you see people covered in tattoos like these, you donβt need a diviner to tell you theyβre hardcore gangsters. But in Europe and Uncle Sam, people draw tattoos to cope with trauma or what not. It funny I swearππ.
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They said this criminal cop is from Adeniji CID police station. Letβs make him popular.
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@Omowale99949437 This is silly and unnecessary. Black folk be calling for racism by being disgustingly racist and then cry when served. Grow up man.
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@sillybilly422 @MsJuicyGenius Being in a coma is different from being brain dead already. Ps: I think you woke up on your own from the coma.
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@instablog9ja And he ran back out to drop this stunning performanceπ₯π₯π₯. Rema is a drama queen πππ
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@UjuAnya So good looking couples do not indulge in third party spice up? Itβs only the ugly couples. Noted
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You buy some expensive fufu and soup only to spit it out in front of camera . African Restaurants :
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@glorygirlcoco Heβs Filipino. Trying to keep up his Japanese cover at the work place πππ.
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Lemme bring this hilarious conversation back to the TLπππ€£. Lets just Forget hushpuppi , interpol , Charles okocha gor a moment.
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Another reason why you should FEAR WOMEN .
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@_Debbie_OA Now you donβt have to wake up at 4:30 everyday. You can now cook and put in the big freezer you will buy.
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@kikelomolonge @Mad_Dad2020 Better relax it to 16 so you donβt raise a super smart villain.
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@chemicalbrodar Not many have discovered the treasures in porn comment sessionsπ.One guy cried out saying d porn video had a racist plot and he was offended. The oda black guy reply βyo dude ! I know youβre offended but Iβm just Finna get my nut here. Ainβt tryna be Martin Luther kingβ ππ€£π€£.
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@INiyaahhh58827 @spicebae_ He was taking Dildo from Shiela just so he can enjoy benefits. Dude did not care one bit about LIFE nor that of others.
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@CrocodileCam Does this look like a natural environment? Theyβre not even fitted prey / predator. They are under a car. Everything is wrong with the combination. Saving the duck is the only reasonable thing to do here.
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Aproko doctor gave out a medical warning, but Nigerians shaππ€£. From Lagos | Arewa Twitter | First bank | Newcastle | olumide Akpata | Tochi
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@abierkhatib Her world view was instantly altered in seconds and she broke down in tears. This isnβt a religious war. It is a political battle. One nation is try to wipe out the other and strip them off their land. Itβs got nothing to do with being Jewish or Muslim.
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@ideaIpop Itβs so impossible. Cus they can make electric cars, home appliances and devices that outperform international standards but leader bags is just too advanced. We all know if Hermes tells us theyβre made in France, theyβre 100% telling the truth cus big cooperations donβt lie.
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@LadySideshow @TheEnike Itβs gonna take atleast 18 years before we hear a comeback diss. Damn πππ.
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Desperation to switch careers. Brymo has finally fallen out in my books.
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You father rented 1.4million naira house for vivian rora and till now, he didn't consider buying her a new shoe. Una don ment.
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@notcapnamerica Should this be a jail-able offence really? .Community service, fines , house arrest , a combination of 2 at most. But integrating such a person with robbers, drug dealers and murderers would yield a more terrible outcome. The American court system doesnβt care about.
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@JoonaLinds Nigerian men appreciate gestures a lot . Some men are in relationships today because the women bought him food for the first time in his dating life. The very little things means a lot to them.
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@SkyFootball Nigerians dragged sky news so much that they not only posted Ademola lookman, but they also made the content visible to Nigerian viewers. πππ. Who says the internet isnβt powerful?.
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