Jannifer Gao 🌶
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Today last year: no mask in sight, on my way to a GYM, just living the dream
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Corona has showed me that if we had a zombie virus outbreak, we’d all be zombies within 2 weeks.
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I can’t breathe.
This kid was fighting for his life 😂😂
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Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title bc lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh
Tigers are proficient swimmers and have been observed crossing rivers as wide 7 km (4.3 miles).
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Apple would be crazy not to use them in the next iPhone campaign lmao
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The other day I saw a tweet that said Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which today is a 4.
I googled and saw that she weighed around 120.
Thinking about how when I was younger they always talked about how voluptuous she was and really emphasized that she was a plus-sized icon and 😕
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There is a white couple somewhere ready to tackle this
This is the world’s longest continuous road that a person can walk on 🌍
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Me watching someone get dragged for an opinion I agree with
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Whenever I hear a person misuse a word in real life it takes every ounce of strength I have to not say “that’s a big word for Elmo” 😭
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I know their spouses thank god everyday that this show aired on ABC instead of HBO
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I love this because she clearly looks older and also substantially better and that is what happens to women despite society's eerie obsession with youth.
"She hasn't aged a day"
Actually she has and it's amazing.
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So many podcasts are just listening to regular people ramble about absolutely nothing and I don’t understand why so many people enjoy it 😭
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I worry about what kind of parent I’ll be because that seems like a very valid reason to stay home to me lmao
My niece told my mom she wasn’t going to school this morning because she didn’t get enough sleep this weekend
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So many nurses being anti-vaxxers is something I did not see coming.
96% of practicing physicians are vaccinated for COVID-19
Less than 50% of nurses are.
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It has to be so amazing to have the capital to explore every business idea that pops into your brain
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20s, 30s, 40s, 50s 😭
Life is for living! Stunt until you die!
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This is fascinating.
I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to be a doctor/healthcare worker in a society where people don't trust you enough to listen to you but trust you enough to feel entitled to your care when their poor choices inevitably land them to the ICU.
75 doctors in South Florida walkout in protest as their hospital is flooded with unvaccinated people who got COVID.
#MorningJoe
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Remember when Kanye had y’all wearing those plastic sunglasses with horizontal bars instead of lenses? Lmao
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Y’all will owe that girl a very sincere apology if December 21st hits and we all wake up as X-Men
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Men are so comfortable calling women ugly and unattractive and I think we should learn from them and return that energy way more often.
Let’s go low. Let meet them in hell.
Let’s shatter some self esteem and call it “honesty”
Aries Spears says that he can’t get passed the fact that Lizzo looks like the 💩emoji when asked about her music.
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I want to circle back to the fact that no one jumped. He is using pure strength and control to lift his girls up.
STURDY
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“Bury me loose” about to be added to the Black Twitter lexicon 😭
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A pregnant woman saying don't come to my baby shower empty handed is the same thing as a bride saying "don't wear white to my wedding"
Social events have rules and protocols and by agreeing to attend you agree to abide by the understood or articulated social contract.
Dassit.
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Filming this when you should be clocking him with a cast iron is crazy.
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I’d like to Dove to tap in and explain what makes this soap specifically better for people who are melanated and also link the dermatologist of color they co-created the product with.
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Ugh green is so decadent
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I just saw Black Panther and if you’ve ever had to navigate significant grief I urge you to brace yourself lol
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Jobs will be like “Microsoft Office proficiency required” and all you need to know how to use is Outlook and Word lmao
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I think we as a society need to revert back to lower photo quality.
We all see too much today.
No need for me to see your pores, just need to see your ✨vibe✨
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I will use this video to explain the state of the world to my children.
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I love Valentine's Day pictures where the man looks ecstatic and the woman looks hot
📸 Rihanna and A$AP Rocky celebrating Valentine’s Day in Paris last night.
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Me explaining to my man that I need:
- cowboy boots
- 3-4 bolo boob ties
- a blonde weave
- a horse
- ranch house
- a suede fringe jacket
- turquoise jewelry
- assless chaps
- and a gun
By 12 tomo bc Beyonce said I gotta be at the saloon by COB.
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The way our old jokes never die, they just evolve >
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Y’all see how the Tooth Fairy has adjusted for inflation but the federal minimum wage still hasn’t
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Hotel has a concierge, cleaning lady, rooftop, bar, restaurant, security, pool, taxi stand, + room upgrades for loyalty
Airbnb has hidden cameras, a cleaning fee, discriminatory hosts + they ask you to take out the trash, strip your linen, and scrub the tub before you leave lmao
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We’re at the part of the programming where the alleged mistress gets stans.
😭
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“Btw I have a question and don’t fight me because I know how you girls like to tussle…” is one of the funniest things to hit the internet lmfao
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I know these celebs be wanting to slap box their stylists every time Z hits a carpet lmao
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Those flowers came and I knew immediately that her partner was a woman 😭
Women are so so good at romance and creating a moment within a moment
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I’ve lived long enough to witness everything they said to do for healthy Black hair to be proven wrong.
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You know the Black girls that be in the airport with the leggings, fur slides, 18 inch weave, lash extensions, and a designer bag?
I love them lmao
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This is so amazing.
37 years of HIV research (immune system + smart virus) made the Covid vaccine possible and the concentrated global funding and collective concern for Covid created the perfect storm for progress towards an HIV vaccine.
What a full circle moment for science!
MORE BIG NEWS: This week, Moderna will start human trials for its HIV vaccine. It will be the first of its kind to use mRNA, which was used in its effective COVID-19 vaccine. The clinical trials are expected to end in Spring 2023.
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You see how he never really catches her? Get your booster ☝🏽
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It’s never not funny to me how bad straight men are at sex appeal lmao
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They got him quiet, shirtless, and moisturized...
They know EXACTLY who their audience is lmfao
Lorrrddd they got Hazel’s daddy promoting Issa Rae’s Prosecco 🤤🥰
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This tweet is still so funny to me.
It wasn’t even a week into lockdown lmfao
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My desire for twins is based in girl math.
One pregnancy, one round of stretch marks, one round of breastfeeding, one time to beat the maternal mortality statistics, one postpartum period = 2 babies so it’s basically BOGO, birth one get one free!
I love a sale!
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Love that this picture was taken in a parking garage while the car was parked!
Hot girls with sense 💕
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Cannot imagine having the capacity to love someone through a r*pe charge.
Let alone tank my career and legacy for it.
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Filters be doing so much heavy lifting for Italy’s PR lmao
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There’s something to be said here that when VS decides to include “everyone” the signature VS sex appeal and glamour is suddenly off the table lol
Think you know us? Meet the new Victoria’s Secret. Learn More:
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I appreciate that a lot of Druskis skits are making fun of men instead of putting a wig on and making fun of women lol
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Watching someone get packed up on the TL for an opinion you agree with
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A guy on tik tok asked if anyone noticed that people with veneers have a smell coming out of their mouth and a dentist responding saying that it’s because the Buy-1-Get-1 tooth clinics aren’t treating the teeth pre veneer and are just putting new teeth on top of rotting ones 🥴
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Idk what Baddie on a Budget needs to hear this but prosecco, orange juice, and crab legs are on sale at Whole Foods this week
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Speaking of lawyers, have you guys seen the Class Action Suit against Smile Direct Club?
This shit is insane
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I don’t follow the show but I will say that Kourtney said, “I don’t need you guys (presumably the family) any more” and Kim spent the next 60 seconds planting seeds of doubt in the rest of her support system by saying Kourtney’s friends AND kids betray her to Kim.
Heinous fr lol
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This is so cute but baby that is a ROCK
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I appreciate that Silk Sonic and Adele are making music for that age group that isn’t old but is definitely older than young.
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Okay I’m going to play diamond’s advocate:
This is a classic “engaged friends who are psyched to be engaged at the same time ” kind of post, was she supposed to not post it bc her ring is bigger?
When your friend gets engaged it’s important to make sure everyone knows you have a bigger ring
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The concept of “information you could’ve just researched yourself” is why we’re about to hit a 2-year anniversary of a pandemic we could’ve eliminated in 9-12 months.
College is one of the biggest scams yet. Racking up debt to have someone feed you information you could’ve just researched yourself. Your passions/talents will make a way for you. You don’t need that piece of paper or anyone to validate you.
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This video gives me so much second hand embarrassment 🥴
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We really be doing anything to babies lmfaoo
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This man found a unicorn of a woman who is a beauty queen, working at a tech start up that serves an underserved community, and who can start getting ready at 7:08 and be at the restaurant by 7:40 and instead of asking for her ring size, he made tik toks putting her down lmao
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Girlies gotta start leaning into weaponized incompetence too.
You can’t clean? Real bc I can’t either.
I also can’t drive, cook, pay, or walk 🥺.
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4 black girls at lunch with a toddler.
I legit can’t tell who is the mom bc they are all taking care of him and talking to him and passing him around.
I love us fr.
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I very much enjoy this l trend of the men going all out for the gf proposal
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No male rapper is having as much fun with his life as Drake lmao
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"This job is remote but you MUST be located in..."
Aht! Let me stop you right there 🤚
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I think Denzel saying “im leaving here with something” is one of the funniest videos to ever hit the Twitter sphere
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How about restaurants close. All of them. And then rebrand into businesses that can afford to pay their staff a living wage so the staff can stop relying on the generosity of strangers who are already paying for a service AND don’t actually owe them any additional cash gifts
This article said because of the pandemic people need to be tipping 50%.... I will forever eat at home.
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A group surviving one member being in jail at the exact time that their career takes off but not surviving being “women who want to be with their man sometimes” is crazy to me
☕️ | JT said so much but so little. The real tea is that City Girls is a wrap, at least for a while. Their album is no longer coming, Miami will continue to do her thing and JT is preparing to go solo.
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The fear around Monkeypox vs Covid is so interesting bc we know MP is rarely deadly but might make you temporarily ugly and it turns out people fear that substantially more than the virus that causes death lmao
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Steve’s profile picture makes his (very accurate) response even funnier
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I really can’t tell if men like being around women around or not lol
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Social media is so interesting bc people will have like 9k followers on Twitter and like 700 on Instagram lmao
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It’s crazy to me that we might still be dealing with haters in our 70s
The grandma on grandma violence on Facebook is real.
This woman looks incredible in her 70s and all of the comments are older women tearing her apart for her body and outfit.
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One thing I’ve noticed is our soft voice icons of the 90s/00s could really sing vs the whisper singers of today, a few of whom can’t even talk in tune let alone give us runs like these
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The "I curved him for 4 years and then finally gave him a chance" captions have the same embarrass your spouse energy as the "I know I put you through hell and cheated 40 times" captions.
The girl version bothers me less but thats only because I like women more loll
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But I *will* pick up their tab, so be ready at 7 and wear heels!
Y’all can’t get mad when your friends are in saving mode and don’t want to go out .. you ain’t gon pay their bills
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Okay realizing that she’s upset bc she can’t find her children makes me more empathetic to her spiraling.
I’m happy her babies were found.
Miami INTL.. what airline do you think this is and where do you think they’re going? lol
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It’s awkward because they are both right
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A cool black mirror ep would be about a store that lets you build-a-partner (like build-a-bear) and then shows how people dealt with their “perfect” partner and how many characteristics they forgot to add + how sometimes what you think you want isn’t at all what you actually like
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I went to Tik Tok to find something to make me laugh and I found it lmfao
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Are y’all ready to talk about how “my therapist said” has the same energy as “my cousin at the pentagon said” ?
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On the one hand I find myself like “now why would you take a DIY at home approach to straightening your teeth” and then I think about how inaccesible dental care is and I am just furious that so many people might have been harmed
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If your man doesn’t know anything about you, you’re actually single.
Tell a friend 🫶🏽
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This is so powerful
Pamela Anderson’s ex-husband Jon Peters plans to leave her $10 million in his will - “whether she needs it or not.”
… the two were only married 12 days.
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Men are so lucky they can do this.
If I tell my friends “I can’t go bc my man told me no” they gonna show up at my door ready for war lmao
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I said “sorry for the late response” and the person replied, “don’t say sorry. It wasn’t an accident it was a choice.”
Lmfaoo these people don’t even deserve my kindness fr
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Super religious people make me so uncomfortable lmao
Oop! Dania Jackson, wife of Derrick Jaxn, had a lot to say to those who are speaking negative thangs about their marriage 👀
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Arthur had 24 seasons.
We’ve had Living Single, Girlfriends and Insecure…shows about positive black women & their relationships with each other. Has there ever been a good, successful tv show about black men like this? (One that lasted at least 4 seasons?)
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Marriage is a great financial strategy and its okay to view it as such.
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The worst thing about being a minimal/no-makeup girl is accidentally attracting the men who want a "down to earth" and "low-maintenance girl"
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Me when a celeb I disliked for “no reason” suddenly gives me a reason
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