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Fragrance of Refreshment | Dagború of Twitter | YOMI'S WIFE❤❤❤ | MOM of 3 CHILDREN | No DMs 🚫 | ProjectHopeNGA Trustee | 💙 💙 💙 @jelarmmytravels @jelarmmyllc
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I told Yomi I wanted gelato, so he took me to Italy 🇮🇹 to get some
😁💃
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Please, put cucumber on his eyes next time. I almost said adieu
Thanks bra Lethu for being the 1st client at my sister's new Skin care studio.
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Didn't want to comment on this but I guess it triggered me. When I met my husband, I was 25, he was 27. We got married 6 months later. I was already consulting in IT, he was in his final year of college. It'll be 8 years this Saturday. We file our taxes jointly. The first couple…
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This one wore agbada to church only to come and sleep with his full chest. 🤣
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Dollar has come down o. Reduce the prices of your products.
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Just received the highest job offer I've ever gotten since I started my career in IT. I couldn't even negotiate. The offer shocked me 😄 and it goes up from here. Cheers to winning women in tech!
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Busayo, we're in difficult times. Be starting your tweets well. 😩😩
Steff London and Adekunle Gold???😩😩
Get me Lit 🔥 baby
I know there’s something special about this new Album titled ‘Tequila Ever after’
Now I can’t wait 😝 🥰
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After End Sars, I paid for international passport for about 20-25 people. Some took the money and spent it.. but I can testify that about 3 or 4 of them have successfully left Nigeria with more coming soon. That's enough fulfillment for me and I'll keep trying. Make I go sleep.
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Before I met my husband, before I even knew who he was, I had a checklist of everything I wanted in a man and how I wanted my marriage to be. I prayed on it every morning and held random 7 day vigils. I got everything I wanted. If you like, don't pray coz twitter people said so.
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When you want to cook fried rice, fry your veggies first. Then fry the rice itself too before you pour your ingredients. It'll make it last longer.
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I work in IT.
I have 3 businesses.
I have 3 kids under 7 years old
And yes, I'm up at 5am to pack my husband's lunch. Ki lo happen? 😁
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I gave testimony in church yesterday about how wonderful my husband is as a father. I said, "he does a lot of things for me and the family. There's only one thing he can't do,but I won't say it."
Baba shouted from the back "It's cooking o. It's cooking she's talking about" 🤣🤣
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I'm suddenly reminded of one time I was just chilling with a boyfriend back in OAU days and
he said " what breakup song do you know?
"Separated by Usher", I replied.
He said "good, I'm dedicating that to you".
I think say na play 🤣
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Who turn my child to comrade?
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How it started vs how it's going. When we got married, people thought we were crazy. I married him in his one room in a shared apartment. He put those minion & hello kitty stickers on the wall coz I told him I liked them at our first date and he wanted me to be "comfortable ".
Some of us for still never marry till now! Thank God we met reasonable partner when we no get reach N100,000 savings for account 🙏
E sha rora pelu awon standard oriibu ti e’n set lori show show media.
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When I asked Yomi why he ordered that much food yesterday, he said "shebi you have plenty meetings next week. I know you won't have time to cook"
I pray every single person meets the loves of their lives and everyone experiences being with truly intentional partners. ❤️
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Boya I should log off today's Twitter coz I can't relate to any of these hot takes.
1. I got married at 25, my husband was 27
2. He was still a student when we got married. Money came after.
3. Man didn't chase me for 2 years o. We got married 6 months after we met.
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🤣🤣🤣
Daycare just sent me this picture of Tade. The other kids at the table are eating mac and cheese. My bobo dey chop rice and beans.
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I'm willing to pay for 5 people to get their international passport. If the country can't protect us, it's time to get out.
#EndSARS
#LekkiMassacre
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I got a promotion, guys. I'm now a Senior Application Analyst. Just when I thought the year was over. 💃💃💃
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I don't know why Nigerians love a grass to grace story so much that you'll find a way to invent one. You're talking about Elon Musk? Same Elon Musk that his mom has been a model for over 50 years? Who father was a pilot?
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Rivals on the pitch, lovers in the sheets,
The day is upon us, one shall console the other. 😃
#chelseafc
all the way.
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I have a brother named Segun.I vowed to never have anything to do with Seguns.never dated one ever. Infact, if you tell me your name is Segun back then, you're automatically disqualified. 2 months after I started dating my husband, I found out his middle name. Guess what it is.🙄
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You know where the church is o. Coz the day he was announced as pastor, you peeps said he's evil because of his dada.
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Can finally add the flags to my bio..coz someone officially became a US citizen today!!! Someone is me. 💃💃💃
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On this day 7 years ago, Yomi got down on one knee at 2 am and asked me to marry him. 2am... to avoid stories that touch.
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Again, I ask. What was this stuff? It's not puff puff, it's not buns, it's not donut. What were we eating?
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"I ignored her for 2 days"
Pele o. Farmer George 🤣🤣🤣
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For all of you going off on the bride, she's actually the groom's sister.
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I've confused my naija peeps with my breastmilk tweet so for those who are new to my page, let me give a brief explanation. When I had my 2nd and 3rd babies, I was pumping more milk that my baby could eat so I would store them in the freezer.
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It's time to finally announce this win. I'm a Lagos landlady. I completed my first set of
@JeLarmmy
Homes. This building has 4 units of mini flats with 1 and half bathrooms. Thank you to my amazing project manager
@Abiodun_Supreme
and my wonderful team
@MozzieStark
&
@Auntymuse
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1) The job doesn't end once you get married. It actually begins!
2) If you're a selfish person, do not get married
3) You're both from different backgrounds, so it will be rocky from the start. It will pass.
4) You don't have to win every argument. Learn to pick your battles
5)…
Married people, what advise would you give someone who is looking to get married?
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We talk about "japa" a lot. We don't talk enough about how much impact it has on families. Siblings separated for life, spouses separated for years. Some may never see their parents again. I finally reconnected with my sister after 9 years. It's crazy. 😫
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I can't forget that last Olympics where the nigerian soccer team had no financial support and the minister of sports came on TV and said "am I the one that sent them there?"
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Reminder: If you want to enjoy egusi, cook it with turkey or chicken, make eba but here's the twist. Don't eat both of them that day. Re-warm the egusi the next day and leave the eba cold. 24 - 48 hrs eba is legit! Best way!!!! Argue with your keypads. 😋
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Thank you
@NBCNews
New York for covering the chess marathon.
@Tunde_OD
, we're so proud of you.
Naija to the world. 💃💃💃💃
#giftofchess
#ChessInTheSlum
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I made a promise to you and God on this day last year that you will not celebrate another birthday in Nigeria! Vow fulfilled. 💃💃💃
Happy birthday, lil sis!
@Sissy__eko
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After 9 years, 3 months, 3 weeks, I am reunited with my sister. The Ogidan girls are together again. Best way to end the year.
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Abayomi mi. The love of my life. Happy birthday, baby. I will always love you! ❤️
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It's the 100th day of school so they're asked to dress like they're 100 years ago. How did mom do? 😁
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Yomi, just because I woke up at 3am to soak ponmo in hot water doesn't mean I'm pregnant. I know this was a pattern with the 3 babies but not this time, I'm sure. 🤭
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This love, relationship and marriage thing no hard sha. Na you wan dey follow Twitter hot takes.
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Going on a date with someone else while you're in a relationship is cheating
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I'm gonna say it.
Why is his DAUGHTER twerking on him and why is he GRINDING on his DAUGHTER?????
Kunle Afolayan and his daughter dancing at the premiere of Anikulapo series
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I used to donate blood
I donated my extra surplus breastmilk for babies in need
I'm a stem cell donor as well. Hopefully, someday, my stem cell will cure someone with cancer.
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Merry Christmas, from my family to yours. This year's shoot is dedicated to my Christmas gift, my daughter, who turns 5 tomorrow.
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This past few weeks, some trolls have come for me using my weight. What you don't know is, when it comes to my body, overconfidence dey worry me. I absolutely have no shame. You cannot bodyshame the bodyshameless. Something wey dey full Yomi hands when he grab am. O porrr pa!
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Been in it for almost 8 years now. I highly recommend marriage
Been in it for almost a year now and it’s absolute bliss 🥰🥰🥰
I totally recommend marriage. ❤️
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God dey create abeg. My ovaries. Marry fine man o. Baby T 😍😍😍
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If you're wondering what a soon-to-be 33 year old mom of 3, woman in tech and a business mogul looks like, you're welcome twice
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Someone said his father did worse than Emeka Ike but he's not on the internet talking about it while defending Emeka Ike. These are the people you try to reason with everyday on this app. People who need therapy (inpatient).
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The lady that tied this gele collected $30. If you have a skill, harness it. 😁
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5 years ago, my pregnant self danced so much at my Christmas party that my water broke the next day. God knows how much I love Christmas that he gave me my own gift on boxing day. Happy birthday, Tiréoluwa. ❤️
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8 years of marital bliss with the love of my life ❤️. Happy anniversary, baby. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I promise to love you more tomorrow than I do today.
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Little usher wore his agbada to church but he didn't sleep today. Egbe olorun tobi
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It's officially my birthday in naija. 💃
+1 today. I'm filled with nothing but gratitude. This is 34. Happy birthday to me 🎊
#WorldLarmmyDay
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It's throwback Thursday. Yomi and me 8 years ago when we lived in that one room in a NYC apartment that we shared with another couple. ❤️
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Tade's 1 year photoshoot was easy too. I prepared myself for the stress but we were done in 15 minutes and we even changed clothes.
This is the first time a kid will be so calm for a birthday photoshoot 😂🤩
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4. 7 years ago, $1 = 150 naira
My wedding including food cost $575
Moral of the story: DO YOU!!!!
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This is personal. Please, pick an affordable phone and send me the price. No go choose iPhone 15 pro max o 🤣🤣🤣
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What private university has the lowest fees? This ASUU strike is sad for Nigerian students. I'm thinking of sponsoring jambites with excellent WAEC and Jamb results to private universities instead. I'm not sure how the process will be. Still in the scoping phase.
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@Homothayoshida
Lol..nah. it's just humor. Now, nobody knows who's behind the picture. Wasn't even expecting the original post to blow up like it did.
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6 years ago, I made the decision to marry this man. Best decision ever. I love you, baby. We have forever to go! Happy anniversary to us.
#love
#HeartCafe
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Person entered BRT. BRT o and didn't come out alive. Also without her private parts. Evidence 9748470 why that country is godforsaken.
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Sponsored my sister's MBA in the UK (Tuition, accommodation, and feeding included) and sent her to Morocco on a vacation to relax.
I'm the product of grace and hard work coz this same me had 0 naira in my account years ago. 🙏
What's that testimony you have that can motivate someone today?
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Name: Larmmy
Partner's name: Yomi
What the Lord has done: Please, allow me to sing a song.
*on my knees*
When I first saw him, I already knew. That there was something inside of him. Something I thought that I will never find.. angel of mine! 🙌
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It's already my birthday in naija so let me drop this here. Everything I'm wearing in these pictures are gifts. That's how blessed I am and thankful for all my twitter family.
It's my birthday y'all. Let the celebration begin
#larmmyat33
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I patronized a vendor here. He delivered. So I recommended him to friends to boost his business and re-patronized him on a larger scale and he scammed us all. Never again. 🤢
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My sister gave me this purse for my birthday. I love it. ❤️
📷 Yomi.
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Doing what I love doing best. Happy birthday, baby. ❤️❤️❤️😘
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Lol.. nobody pounds yam anymore. Put that sh*t in a blender or dough mixer. Same results, half the time, zero stress. Some of you must like suffering 🤷♀️
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"33? You look older than my mom". Yes, of course. Your mom must be gorgeous. Can't say the same about her parenting skills though.
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It's officially my birthday in Rome, Italy 🇮🇹. Happy birthday to me. Cheers to 34 🍻
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I started doing this even when I was a student, before I left naija. So if you're thinking you're too young or it's too early, it's not. Think of your prayers as if you're making a savings deposit in a bank. One day, you'll make a withdrawal. I understand not everyone wants to
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Work! 😌
Workers’ Day! Celebrate yourself with a picture of you at work.
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Actually, I read some of your tweet and it's just make me so sad for you. You sound really hurt and I hope you get the healing you deserve and maybe someday find a woman who will actually treat you right. Hopefully, you won't stereotype her when you do.
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@roqzee
I understand that you think it's how your brain works but some comments are better kept to yourself. It was insensitive to post it under this person's tweet. If someone walked up to me the day I lost my dad and said "it's not my worst day yet", I could've been guilty of murder.
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Dear new followers who just "stumbled " on my page , welcome! Please, I don't read or reply DMs, and secondly,I am seriously and happily married to a handsome man named Yomi. In fact, I have 3 children. I'm an adelebo. E ma fi "hi beautiful" pa mi. 😫
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