HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE⏱️🤤
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The number of side eyes in this picture bruh😂😂
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Suarez without Messi: 36 goals
Suarez with Messi: 59 goals
Neymar without Messi: 20 goals
Neymar with Messi: 40 goals
Benzema with Ronaldo: 5 goals
Benzema without Ronaldo: 18 goals(and counting)
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Dybala without Ronaldo: 22 goals
Just saying
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ALL OF YOU TRYING TO BLAME THE PROTESTERS FOR GETTING SHOT AT, KO NI DA FUN YIN!!!!!!
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Lol. Stop the cap
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COVID-19 may be temporary but the drip is everlasting
P.S I was dancing in the first picture because I was super nervous. It was my first day in the isolation ward and my heart was pounding
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Girls don’t like being touched by men they don’t like. If they like you they’ll be climbing you like you’re the Great Wall of China.
Girls don’t like touchy men, they’re just lying on twitter dot com
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I couldn’t even scream. I just kept holding my mouth because my mind was blown😂😂😂😂
Nobody does celebrations like this woman. Bruh I can’t even stop staring😭
I’m enjoying in this life o. Istg😭😭😭
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Aproko Doctor really had a whole generation of Nigerians try to stop eating late because of his tweets😂😂😂
You cannot but stan a King
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My sister y’all🙌🏾🙌🏾
Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria(abi how dem dey talk am)
I’m so proud😭😭
Love you❤️❤️
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I used to believe that everyone could be saved. Till I realized that some people don’t even want you to save them. They enjoy the constant pity party and love to glorify their suffering.
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I am a doctor. I am currently working in one of the isolation centers. I haven’t seen my family in almost two months. And yet I still tweet regularly.
You people are intent on seeing doctors as mindless drones who should have no life outside of medicine. E pele tiyin o
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Happy birthday to my girlfriend, the love of my life, my baby, my numero uno❤️❤️❤️❤️
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You go dey pipe person babe she go start to dey cry (mid coitus) sey she no like as she dey cheat on her boyfriend come dey take style blame you, you go leave am go sleep
5mins later you don sleep, you go feel person hand dey rub your preek
Ani fear women seh
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Cuppy has said how the constant trolling makes her feel. Please can we stop it? Where do we draw the line? Is it still “cruise” when it’s clearly affecting someone whose only crime is trying to live her life and pursue her dreams??
Sigh. Please let us stop the constant attacks.
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Heard her voice in a clubhouse chat room and I was like “e joor tani babe to ni melodious voice yii”. Found her @ and I LOVED what I saw😍
And since then, not a single day has gone by that we haven’t spoken in some form.
She’s really the best thing that’s ever happened to me🧡🧡
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Lmao did you say graduate?
I’ll never forget when a friend had an okada accident in front of me and another friend was like “do something nau! Aren’t you a doctor!”
I was in 200Level
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I’m still new but mehn, married life is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
100/10 I recommend it big time.
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Top four pictures of 2021.
This year was my best year so far.
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Dear medics. Understand that to the average patient you’re only a means to an end. Many people don’t care if you live or die, so long as their needs are met
No matter how much they try to guilt trip you, don’t try to be a hero edakun. Protect yourself FIRST
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Women are terrible at handjobs. Be squeezing preek like it’s poundo yam
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Female orgasms are such a beautiful sight to behold. Some twitch like electric dey shock them, some go completely stiff like they’ve been stuffed in a cryochamber, some scream to the highest heavens, and some assume the praying Buddha
S’why I like secs so much, JSYK
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Oxytocin in the brain released during orgasm triggers the urge to sleep for men and to bond for women. That’s why men want to sleep and women want to cuddle and ask “what are we?”
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Before I ghost, I will show you the signs. I will beg you to stop the attitudes. I will warn you to fix up. But I won’t stop being kind to you. My attitude will change a little, mostly because being your friend isn’t fun anymore. I’ll just end up unconsciously distancing myself.
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*slurp slurp guak guak guak cough cough*
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Crazy how I’m blocked by both Moe and Wizarab. I guess extremism is the thing I’m against
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Moved to a new country with the LOML, we got a lovely house, got an awesome job…just living our best life tbh.
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“I would do an amazing job in this position”
“My oral skills are my best asset”
“I can handle multiple entries at the same time”
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2009 vs 2019
#10YearChallenge
In between I got fat, got skinny and then got fat again😂
We thank God for St Kitts🙏🏾😂
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Happy birthday Toluwalope❤️❤️❤️
Entering 30+ Twitter like:
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You’ve done so much for us already. You don’t owe us anything. We owe you❤️
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Started this year single, ending it married 😂😂who would’ve thunk it?
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Happy birthday to the love of my life❤️❤️❤️
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29 on the 29th. I’m old sha
I’m also twenty-fine and I’m gonna twenty-shine
I know it’s corny as fuck but it’s my birthday so I can get away with it. I’m also giving you and you’re taking it
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You are more dazzling than the brightest supernova in the universe, more radiant than all the stars in the sky, more beautiful than the sunrise.
There is no greater honor, and no greater pleasure, than being your husband.
Happy Valentine’s Day Sugar Face. I love you for always🧡
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Kobe was a rapist...blocked
Stop acting like you know Kobe...blocked
It was his lifestyle that killed him...blocked
Why didn’t you support him when he was alive...blocked
Humans are stupid. I need to purge that stupidity from my tl.
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Sex has a smell sha. A very distinct smell. Once you can recognise it, you’ll always know if someone has just gotten fucked. And the moment you smell it, you cannot unsmell it 😂😂😂
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Don’t bathe a child who’s having a fever in cold water. It can trigger a convulsion. Use tepid or lukewarm water instead.
Thanks for reading
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Dear
@CNN
,
The youths of Nigeria are dying. Our creatives are being hunted and gunned down in broad daylight. Growing up as a kid, my eyes were set on screen watching your channel and how you “cared” for the world story
Today, Nigeria burns, and we haven’t heard a word from you
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September was such a sweet month, almost entirely because of my sweetface🧡🧡
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Wait so y’all don’t know some of us can smell your arousal?
Mad o😂😂😂
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A lot of the time men are called broke simply because they’re not willing to spend on women who feel entitled to their money
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Babes that turn you down when you’re single but then begin to show interest in you when you get in a relationship are possessed. Nothing anyone can tell me. What kind of madness is that?
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Kindness. I know I say this every market day but please. Date and marry a kind partner. Someone who will not use your shortcomings to win an argument. Someone who will not victimise you because of past failures. Someone who will respect you even during a disagreement.
O se koko.
Enough of the red flags. What's one green flag for you when choosing a love partner?
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Babe ghosted on me for 2 days(Saturday and Sunday) and said she forgot her phone at work😂😂😂
And this isn’t even top 10😂😂😂😂
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What happened to you the last time you caught feelings for someone?
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Sexually expressive women will ALWAYS be sexy to me. I don’t care much about what you look like.
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This woman has outdone herself y’all.
I got flewed out for my birthday😭and I only found out this morning😂😂my sister, her sister and her friend all knew, and somehow I didn’t even see it coming😂😂
Seriously. I’m enjoying in this life 🧡
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Honestly ehn, money covers up a lot of stress. There are so many things that you won’t be bothered about if you had money.
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I’ve learned to accept this as I’ve grown older. You can be the best human possible but simply because you’re a man, there will be people that will be scared of you, and you shouldn’t blame them for being scared.
Just be the best man you can be and protect those around you.
We (men) are never beating these allegations of being murderous psychopaths. Being individually better, holding other defaulting men accountable and not defending any sign of misdeed is a good start..🤷🏾♂️
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You don’t know how sweet it is to grab big breast through a v-neck and feel how endless all that titflesh is, while she’s grabbing the back of your head with one hand and kissing you, and using her other hand to squeeze the hand you’re using to squeeze that titty
Lol. Ehya
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My beautiful wife🧡🧡🧡
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If you’re gonna fuck someone, fuck them well.
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We don’t appreciate fathers enough because we don’t usually have an emotional connection with them. But these are people that would (sometimes) be sole providers, and would work multiple jobs just to make their families comfortable
Unfortunately we only hear about bad fathers
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The day I met my wife is one of the happiest days of my life, only topped by the day we got married. She is truly the light of my life, and I am beyond blessed.
Visited new places together, and created so many memories together. And we are constantly creating more🧡🧡
People make marriage sound like hell. Can I get some married couples sharing happy stuff PLS, small achievements together, memories, ANYTHING!!!
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Some highlights from a splendid anniversary baecation with the beautiful Love Of My Life🧡🧡
I cannot put into words how amazing this trip was🧡🧡
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You cannot spend your way into a woman’s heart. There will always be someone to outspend you.
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Imagine prank calling the NCDC and then when you’re called out for it, you suddenly develop symptoms, get the NCDC to waste resources to test you, and now you’re dilly dallying with results.
Your day of reckoning has come chief.
#SydneyWeyYourResult
#SydneyWeyYourResult
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If she says “bacterias”, focus on yourself King
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Men who bring down other men to praise women are the scum of the earth.
This is one hill I’m forever pitching my tent on.
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Sooooooooooo...you’re imagining how the average man feels😂😂😂
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So
@AyinketheMUA
did this. I actually had a lot of fun. Last time I did this was 10yrs ago😂😂😂😂
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It is actually possible to die of a broken heart. A medical condition called Takotsubo Cardiomyopathy, also known as Broken Heart Syndrome, is a condition where the heart muscles weaken due to the release of somw hormones following extreme emotional distress (eg a bad breakup)
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Got back from work yesterday and my wife came to stand by me as I was taking my jacket off. Thought she wanted another hug. Ashey this woman just wanted to touch my bumbum😂
AND SHE WAS STANDING THERE WITH THE MOST INNOCENT LOOK ON HER FACE FFS😭
She’s cute. Annoying, but cute😂
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I feel like attractive people who are in relationships need to learn the ability to distinguish between enjoying the attention, and entertaining it.
If you’re attractive, you’ll always be desired. Doesn’t matter if you’re single or with someone.
The key is setting boundaries.
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Stop spreading panic abeg. Y’all need to stop. Seriously. Panic will kill more people than the coronavirus.
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This should be fun. I’ll do many at once so start fess.
I’m not nice so I’ll trigger you on purpose.
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Biggest W of my life has been marrying you, and it’s not even close tbh. You are the clearest indication that God is on my side, and I will savor every day with you, while we grow old together 🧡🧡🧡
You are my happiness, my bliss, my best friend, my amigo.
Happy Valentines Day, my forever lover 🧡
We are really doing married life o, I love this wife thing. Everyday is the 14th with you because loving you is my favourite thing to do 🥰
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I usually advise the day before, so she can sleep over and leave in the morning of Valentine’s Day. So she’ll feel special too.
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I highly doubt I’ll marry a medical professional. I like telling work stories, and I don’t want my wife to comman tell me “why didn’t you do this test instead” and before I know it I no go fit sleep😭😭😭😭
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Happy birthday my one, my only, my all. You are my light, all of my entire world revolves around you.
Once, you told me how “falling in love” doesn’t jam like “growing in love”. But OMO, I FELL HARD. But there you were, holding my hand. And here we are, growing in love together.
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Merry Christmas everyone❤️❤️
From my love and I🧡
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Someone was shot?
@jidesanwoolu
IS THIS THE SECURITY YOU PROMISED US!!!! YOU. HAVE. FAILED!!!!!!
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“Babe I’d love to talk to you more. Talking to you feels really good”
It’s a lot different from “babe you’re not talking to me enough. You need to talk to me more”
One conveys a positive emotion, the other a negative
Make it seem like they give you pleasure by their company.
How do tell your partner their communication is poor, without sounding like a nag?
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We’ve become so obsessed with the public displays of affection that we forget that a relationship takes effort. All we want to do is become “relationship goals” in public but we keep ignoring the work and personal sacrifice we have to put in to better ourselves
O wrong nau
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LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GENOCIDE!!!!!!!
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Unpopular opinion: every hospital should have an ATM machine.
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You people think all my “fear women” na bants?
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
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WHERE WAS THE SPECIAL ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD WHEN PEOPLE WERE BEING ROBBED DURING THE LOCKDOWN?
Now that the same people sworn to protect and serve are the ones doing the robbing, we are saying we don’t want again. How’s this so hard to comprehend ffs
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Chimamanda was right. This isn’t feminism. This is wickedness. You people are vile and I hope you get what you deserve.
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This statement will make people worry, but the truth is a lot more complex.
The vaccine doesn’t stop you from getting the virus. You can still have the virus in your respiratory tract, on your palms, on your skin.
What it does is stop you from getting sick from the disease.
Almost 4,000 fully vaccinated people in the U.S. have tested positive for COVID-19 -- New data shows
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Sometimes my brain cannot comprehend the magnitude of my love for my wife. This babe is everything to me. My every thought is geared towards making her the happiest person on the planet. Idk how I got here, but I swear it’s the best feeling in the world.
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This you?
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Don’t let your partner be your only friend.
Have a life outside of your relationship. Gives you both more things to talk and gist and laugh about
Better listen
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32 + 1🎊🕺🏽🥳🎉
Happy Birthday Toluwalope.
Here’s to many more years of soft life with the love of my life 🧡🧡
Na two of us get this birthday tbvvvvvh
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I will give you the world of you asked me to sweetface🧡🧡but for now manage this one xx
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This woman knows how much I love water, so she rented a whole boat for us to get the best view. And the water is so beautiful 🥹😍
I married the best and most thoughtful person alive yall🥹🧡
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