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Kathrine Brandt

@kathrinepoker

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poker connoisseur, elected founder of the poker razzies…somewhere between a baby whale and a barracuda

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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Baby’s first lavender chips!
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1 month
@ask_aubry That was domestic abuse. She was right to call the police she was being held against her will for three hours after being physically grabbed and pushed into a confined area. His reaction afterwards confirms it. He should have been arrested. She did nothing wrong.
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@ask_aubry So…he wants 50/50 custody of an infant that he feels is in competition with him for access to the mother’s breasts? 😐
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1 month
@ask_aubry Who else was shouting at the screen for her to stop walking to her car!!
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25 days
@ask_aubry Yep, the family embarrassed itself…and the couple didnt need to stick around and watch
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@withhumanhands must be nice to have zero trust issues
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@ask_aubry The real question is what kind of pressure is she under to have a boy. I was very surprised by everyone’s response when my second was a boy…everyone I met, friends, family, whoever…seemed overly excited for me that the baby was a boy. Everyone said it didnt matter to them, but…
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@ask_aubry “I cannot believe my wife turned out to only be superhuman in our household! Why can’t you be twice as superhuman so I can loan you to my best friend?”
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@ask_aubry Sounds like “family first” except when it comes to how the family treats “evan”
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@9mmGlockGirl @Pink She said she flys the rainbow 🌈 flag. If you dont support those rights…she dont need you 🤷‍♀️
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1 month
@ask_aubry Next time fake a phone call, hold the phone to your ear and film the guy as you turn and go the other direction. “So sorry, have to take this call” and hurry off like you forgot something the direction you came from dont just keep walking and engaging
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4 months
@ask_aubry Dude should have gone back to the store and got her a new sandwich…honestly you are fighting with a tired, sick, fedup, and HUNGRY woman…FEED HER!
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@ask_aubry They always betray themselves with the last sentence dont they?
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@ask_aubry Its a sign you will change every diaper
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@kathrinepoker
Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@ask_aubry Wait a minute…who is showing up?
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@ask_aubry Dad did a great job…turns out daughter has standards.
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@ask_aubry which culture is this? …I want one
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@mrsballs69 definitely the toothpick
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@offbeatorbit apparently she is the one who knocks
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@ask_aubry This is how dads can sleep through the night when moms handle all the feedings…Bc they are always thinking about the baby’s needs so much so that they forget to eat and shower…oh wait, no, thats moms again
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6 months
@ask_aubry That last sentence though 🤦‍♀️
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4 months
@NurysKMateo Production trolling Jay about which airport he is flying to was also epic. I guess production isnt a fan.
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2 years
@itsJeffTiedrich Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Made day 5!!! What a beautiful game ;)
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7 months
@ask_aubry The truest irony of all this is that if women were really equal in our society we would NOT care about markers of success such as money, status, and yes height…which are there to show a women she will be protected and provided for. If you truly treate women equally, allow them…
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@nickmartin Anyone else scan this list double checking for that weird cousin you havent seen since you were kids?
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@StaceyVaughn @ask_aubry It means they are pro choice they are just not sure if women should be making the choice
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13 days
@DrAbbyBoucher About what pushes back when they stretch their legs…about the voices and noises they hear…in short they are dreaming about their mother
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7 months
@ask_aubry What does he think happens when women ARE pregnant…the body just keeps releasing eggs that can get fertilized?
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@ask_aubry Since when does an ultrasound tech have any authority?
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@witti_indi When you realize that Charlotte Samantha Miranda and Carrie are all just ONE woman having four different experiences and wrestling with four different modern archetypes of how she is supposed to behave professionally and in relationships and once a week eats breakfast by herself
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21 days
@ask_aubry She said no and he “could tell she didn’t mean it”…wonder where we have seen that before
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@ask_aubry wait…HE wont swim topless? 👀
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
@NurysKMateo I thought this season was terrible…but it is actually doing its job of filtering out who can be a champion and be on the challenge in the future and who cannot/shouldnt. Olivia blew it, Ed blew it, Jay is still blowing it…Michele has to make some different moves…n so many pons
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@hankgreen The trick is to be funny first, then push boundaries…it takes talent to find the edge and that kid just doesn’t have it
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@GerryMcBride When I was a kid and started doubting I wanted to put up a camera to film Santa overnight and catch him, I let my parents in on the plan…and while we were out looking at Christmas lights Santa came early! He is very tricky
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@akatepockett Wow, how do people feel when she introduces him as “husband”…and later learn that he takes that role less serious than a hobby
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@CensoredMen Triggering competitive nature in the species with an artificially limited false resource
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Kathrine Brandt
6 months
@ask_aubry liberalism is not an ideology
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
@kirdonnemo @ask_aubry I think victims of domestic abuse are notorious for not pressing charges, they also change their story after the fact to protect their abuser and themselves from further abuse, trying to plcate their abuser. We need to do more to protect them (victims)
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@Shmattheww MJ didnt know that scratching trishelle on the chalk board took a lot longer than scratching CT. It was so loud. Why wouldnt trishelle switch to MJ after MJ voted for her twice. MJ blew it by not preying on trishelle’s insecurities and voting CT
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@Joeingram1 Someone grabbed their 10%
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Level 12 was good to us! wsop main day 3
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
End of level 17…feature table was good to us!
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@kendallhosseini This guy could do it…and we would never be the same again.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@TheAmandaGorman Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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7 months
@WendyHassonMD He should probably be on paternity leave then so he can support her at home…oh thats right our country doesnt provide that
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Baby’s first six figure score! Kathrine Brandt eliminated in 2nd place ($184,521)
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@TrishelleC As a poker player? Did you hear how loud MJ was scratching on the chalk board and know she was writing your name?
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@KevinHart4real Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Day 5 first break: above average…and that aint bad ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Heads up!!!
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Kathrine Brandt
8 months
@fasc1nate “Peggy I’m home”
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@prolepeach Every kid in the US should be yanked out of school in protest and not return until there is gun reform that protects them in school.
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
@sanguinesal The only problem is that it was entirely for the benefit of the first half of the line which Ashley was a part of…numbers 11-17 are the ones that suddenly put themselves at risk…it was a great deal for Ashley who never would have made it across without the deal
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
@DougPolkVids @berkey11 Calling @berkey a “scammer” “scammer” and a “scam artist” after calling @junglemandan a “bitch”…yeah not quite sure but I think @GmanPoker might have the right read on @nikairball
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@RealCrazyFight_ If you scream…turn back now. For some of us the videos are enough to know the glory of spending 5min at the top of the world isnt worth the risk or loss of humanity you would endure by stepping over dead and dying people.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@KatLaRonde Man, reminds me of the time I spent sitting next to a male gorilla on the other side of a plate of glass…just chilling. Then he got up and banged the glass with his fist and walked off…beautiful animal…sorry I offended you
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Next year for us ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@designmom sociopath
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Two women left out of 12 players in the @TurningStone @wsop main event returning for day 3. And they are both @PocketQueensPkr @pokerorg
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@NSBrooklyn5 @CensoredMen well now I want one
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Still alive for level 20…there are many ways to do this, this one is mine ;)
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@LeilaWalsh8 @espiers Wtf dude, thats not abortion…thats birth! Thats live birth. So now we cannot even have c-sections when suffering from preeclampsia?
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@NurysKMateo Its just a schtick …she acts relatively normal beforehand than turns it on during the “interview”…but its very surprising everyone and their pr team doesnt know exactly what she is about to do
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Kathrine Brandt
4 months
@JoJoFromJerz We need to take off our shoes when we enter a school…that’s the real problem! And water bottles, no more loaded water bottles on campus.
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
2nd break @wsop @TurningStone ⁩ circuit main event day 3. 3 players left and two are women! ⁦ @PocketQueensPkr ⁩ ⁦ @pokerorg
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Wsop main day 4 dinner break!
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5 months
@DiscussingFilm Probably bc they had to pretend to play dead for too long and the floor was cold
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Well…headed back to the feature table! Lights camera action part two!!!!! This one was definitely random:
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
Dinner break Ladies Event WPT
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Kathrine Brandt
3 months
@NurysKMateo Did production pay for your stuff? Since you were prevented from doing anything?
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@padspoker 1) most people lose 2) find a bankroll 3) fold alot
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@RonDeSantis florida is something out of a dystopian novel, but you have to have read dystopian novels to know that…or are all of those books banned in florida?
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Not my mom telling everyone I got second place in the wsop main event 🤦‍♀️ 😂
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
It is unethical according to the rules of your organization to render a diagnosis as a psychiatrist of someone you have not met or spoke to. (insert jeopardy music) #JusticeForJohnny
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@RealKidPoker Honestly the typical ways that poker players get started/grow are not available to women, not really. Home games? (not without a bodyguard), guys night in? (def not invited), stables? grindhouses? someone taking you under their wing with no quid pro quo/sex relationship
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Ran into pocket AA in last level twice but still managed to bag 50+ bb for day 3
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Found a bag in @TurningStone @wsop circuit Main Event end of day 1A 2/22 LFG!
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
I am officially no longer called “opponent” in pokernews posts. Thanks for the clip @npazol
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@RealJardChatty Dont worry Kamala is next up. VP has an advantage. Your best bet not to have an 80+ old white man for eight of the next 12 years and maybe even after that is to keep Biden in office for the next four and set up Kamala to take over….or is that not what you are saying?
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@BartHanson @IsraeliRonQ2 @PokerBunnyy @HCLPokerShow I have not watched much of @PokerBunnyy but she just got stacked by 72 and takes it like a champ…no attitude, no complaining, no bitching and moaning about bad players etc…showing way more class than other people who get a lot of camera time…that should be your “meme”
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@RealKidPoker You know what upsets us? Laws that only regulate how women can control their body
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@JanellePierzina Peter should not have made an obvious in crowd out of his core people and put himself at odds with the rest of the house. He was also very condescending…he was going to save the faithfuls! As if they couldn’t win without him.
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@kathrinepoker
Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Headed to day 4!
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4 months
@AbortionChat That person definitely did not read of mice and men
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Kathrine Brandt
11 months
@berkey11 Jonathan probably does more to bring in new players than the rest of the coaching sites combined. A lot of players start with his stuff then move to other sites. It does you all no good to discredit each others training sites…it makes beginners not hire any or you.
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
my first mystery bounty!
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Kathrine Brandt
7 months
@HumansNoContext Without the video it would be lame and not funny…with the video it’s hilarious 😂 and actually a pretty amazing proposal, bc it shows all the thought he put into it
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Kathrine Brandt
1 month
Did you know that @PocketQueensPkr has started a mentorship program? QQ is out here putting their muscle behind their mouth to grow the poker industry for women for free. It is also a think tank of some of the brightest women you will ever meet who love the game of poker.…
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Pocket Queens
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Spearheaded by @MikhaMarie , the PQ mentorship program aims to build strong mentor-mentee bonds based on trust, respect, and growth. Congrats to Grace for achieving her best lifetime score! Cheers to her and proud mentor @felt_fatale . More achievements ahead! 🌟👏 #WomenPlayPoker
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First break day 3 circuit main event @wsop @TurningStone 8 left …25% of remaining field is women! @PocketQueensPkr @pokerorg
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Kathrine Brandt
24 days
@TheFigen_ the first two are in… everyone else failed
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
My list of top ten female players you should watch out for in 2023: @VictoriaL_64 @krissyb24poker @xxl23 @Angelajordison @JessicaTeusl @KristenLapari @Ebony_Kenney @MarleSpragg @pokerface_ash_ @CaitlinComeskey -any number of breakout stars from the new @QQ_PokerSG -& many more
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Jonathan Little
1 year
With record breaking fields and tons of exciting players to follow, 2022 was an amazing year for poker! ❤️ I think 2023 will be another great year, so I wanted to put together a list of my Top Ten Players to Watch in 2023! 🔥
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Kathrine Brandt
1 year
With 24 people left in this event, 8 were women. 3 Ladies made the final table. I really wanted that remington trophy, but glad to see it found a good home. Congrats Kristen!
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DJ Villegas
1 year
Our first REMINGTON is awarded to @KristenLapari @CommerceCasino it was Date Night! Thank you for coming out for this event. #LAPC2023
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Kathrine Brandt
2 months
@TiredActor Its a classic…we felt that
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
In da bag for day 2 ladies event wpt
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Kathrine Brandt
10 months
Only had a level and a half to work with but 84,900 in da bag! Day 2 wsop main event for the forth year in a row!!!
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Kathrine Brandt
2 years
@KyDUIGuy Come on jury…give him 7 million
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Kathrine Brandt
5 months
New pupper!
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