Caitlin Comeskey
@CaitlinComeskey
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poker + comedy // sketches, livestreams, vlogs // cohost @aceholespod
Austin, TX
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Have not enjoyed a video clip this much in a long while.
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Hey y’all
@DougPolkVids
asked me to tell y’all there is massive overlay in the 750k gtd running now
@LodgePokerClub
. He said he was really grateful to have a thicc Texan poker micro-influencer to get the word out 🥰😍😜
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All these men tryna dunk on ur grl can eat it. I woke up 2 lbs skinner today, meaning I’ve lost 34lbs total in the last 1.5 years (57lbs since 2018). No ozempic, no starving myself, no purging, no overexercising, no
@bp22
bribes! Slow & steady bebe 🥰🤠👀
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Why are poker dudes so confident? Bruh, u wake up at 3pm & u don’t have health insurance. Relax.
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Merry Christmas bebes, you can open ur present now.
Enjoy my love letter to
@GGPoker
‘s Game of Gold (Part One)
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I ran pretty bad on
@MaxPainMonday
but I made a viral video & I’ve been 11 days cigarette free so you gotta count ur blessings in life, am I right?
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I think we have enough 🧵’s about “what it takes” to be a poker pro tbh. There can’t possibly enough demand to meet this supply. Im not a hater, I just know from experience, all it takes is ten grand & a punishment kink. Y’all getting real flowery with the language 😂
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🥰🫡🤺🔥
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The drunkest man at the poker table on Saturday rated me an 18/30 & then proceeded to show me photos of 3 women he’s been with that are “hotter but worse personality for sure” 💅💋
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I have made the final table of the Ladies Event on
@WPT
Voyage. 8 women between me & $10k + a WPT title.
2/9 in chips 🫶🥰😘
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How was y’all’s weekend? I spent my time very productively obsessing over a Holdem hand I was not involved in. Hbu?
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These endless string of twitter spaces are really exposing a lot of us for how little sex we’re having.
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I'm gonna say this once. And I'm gonna say it with my full chest. I'm not playing heads up with any of y'all unless we kiss at the end.
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Don’t tell me “nice catch.” Tell me “fuck you” like a man.
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Just called a river overbet correctly with king high. Wife material 💅
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If you see my big ass out on the strip tonight, be a dear & buy mama a drink. It’s been a day 🥵 Xoxo
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I’m gonna challenge the poker community to move on from the, “did anybody call?” joke when getting called by many players. We’re a creative & fun bunch & I think we’re ready to evolve to the next joke.
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Can someone please oversexualize me on their magazine cover? Bumble isn’t working.
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A love letter to Game of Gold will be my Christmas present to y’all. There will be two parts. Yes, I will be impersonating all 17 cast members. Aiming for part one tomorrow night.
Sorry it took so long, I’m still playing poker for money lmao
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I had a job interview. Hope I get it 🙏
👀 What kind of job is
@CaitlinComeskey
trying to get at
@WynnLasVegas
?!
Hint: her audition required her to pose shirtless 😆
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Hey Papi
@Joeingram1
the third installment of Whatever This Is We’re Doing Now is finished & ready to fire at you command on next Lock In. I apologize in advance for me as
@Charlie_Carrel
…
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I strong-armed them into this. They don’t normal do this 😂😂💅
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I have a few spare hours at the Encore if anyone wants to find a dark corner to make out in or something.
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This is ur friendly reminder to send ur man a picture of ur tits. Some other bitch was probably nice to him today. Defense is the best offense.
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I was eliminated from the Main Event. I’m gonna charge my phone & then I’m gonna go make some bad decisions.
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Can’t believe I was so blessed as to receive 2
@gpi
nominations for Rising Star in Media & Best Video 🙏🥰🥹🫠
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Ready for the poker prom. Hope you tune in tonight to watch the
@gpi
awards. Im up for two trophies. Xoxo
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My table just gave me a walk. In a $10k. I must look hot af. Ain’t nobody gonna tell me shit today 💅🤭🤠🥰
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Bagged 289k coming back tomorrow for Day 2
@ChampionsClubTX
main event. $234k for first place. 125 players return.
Such a well-run event & amazing staff! To my knowledge, the only Texas club with onsite accommodations + eatery
Btw I bagged on 1 bullet; stay mad haters 😈😈😈
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If you hear a drunk girl in the cash area of Paris screaming for everyone to take their top off, it’s me and I’m FINE.
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After consulting ✨poker community✨, the list of approved poker dad jokes is as follows.
1. head’s up? (In multi-way scenarios)
2. U play that trash? (w same hand)
3. I wanna keep em (about winning hole cards)
4. Straddles/run it twice (during tournament play)
Use them well💋
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Hey, decided to go as the first woman ur dad dated after he divorced ur mom. I’m so sorry.
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I order alcohol before 5pm but I also pre-pack a dusty turkey sandwich. I’m a beautiful enigma.
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Oozing sex appeal and winner energy.
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I was pleased to learn today that
@DougPolkVids
sat in the break room & let any
@LodgePokerClub
employee who wanted to talk to him about his comments do so. Mad respect. 💪👏👏
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No one is folding to ur 3bet in Texas, y’all. We seeing the damn flop.
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Me attempting to enter a men’s poker tournament undetected:
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Just woke up in a cold sweat remembering the British dudes I met in Vegas that complimented me on my Twitter & bc I was a lil drunk or nervous or both I said “You like my Twitter? You should see my Instagram!” And I then winked confidently.
Kill me.
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Before my part two drops, I want everyone who gets impressions in my sketches to know I would gladly spend an evening at Dave&Busters w u & I believe you.
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Happy Birthday to me!!!!
Enjoy these ladies event shenanigans from
@BetMGMPoker
! Did I keep the ladies event run good alive?!?!
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@JamieKerstetter
Jamie, you're going as Norm's 5th wife but it's actually not a costume, just a reminder that you are easily 3 mistakes away from that reality at all times.
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I'm so excited to compete at
@RoundersCard_SA
's South Texas Poker Championship that I wrote a song about it.
I'll be there for the Ladies Championship 11/7 @ 4pm & the Mystery Bounty. Come say hi xoxo
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“I’m sorry I can’t hide my TiTs Harry Potter” 😂😂😂😂
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I am very drunk & playing the ladies satellite in the ballroom. Come say hi & tell me I’m pretty🥰🍸
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Okay you caught me. I didn’t get Game of Gold parody out tonight. It took 6 hours to film, never tackled two parts together before. Coming soooooooon. Don’t let this one flop.
Guess who the four below are to tide you over⬇️
Xoxo
@GGPoker
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Can someone accuse me of cheating on this upcoming live stream pls & ty???
Mama needs more twitter followers.
@LodgePokerClub
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Never correct the rec player confidently using terms like “polarized” and “fold equity” incorrectly. He’s just trying to fit in. Let him be.
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Ladies on Bumble—please quit putting effort into witty or thoughtful icebreakers. I have 100% success rate w “big boy, mamma like.”
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@LandonTice
Landon, I'm having you go as the City of Austin bc
@bp22
owns an unfair share of you.
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Put 281k in the bag for the Main Event
@RGPokerSeries
@TulsaHardRock
Follow my updates tomorrow to see if I can make 3 final tables in one week. Xoxo
📷
@_RKMusic_
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If I ever figure out what to do with 30bbs, it’s all over for y’all.
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Excited to announce that I’ll be aboard the
@WPT
Voyage, full ship takeover!
Sooooo many heroes booked on this cruise & it promises to be a poker vacation unlike any other! 🚢🚢⚓️
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Shoved 31bbs over an UTG open & grandpa gave me a lecture before he folded 😝😇
I told him it was on a chart I saw once maybe.
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K y’all, just got back from my quarterly Cool Girls & Trendsetters Symposium. We decided starving yourself & self-loathing is OUT. Making small & sustainable progress & gentle affirmation is IN. Make sure to stay on top of the times bebes 💅💃🤭
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I have FT’d the
@RGPokerSeries
@bestbet_jax
Six Max. I’m the shorty, send heat 🔥🔥🔥
$16k + ring
#2
up top. Gotta get thru
@TheGoldenBlazer
first 😈👿😈
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Some of y’all still protecting ur follower to following ratio like it’s the year 2012. Who do you think you are? Some kind of tastemaker? You’re not Anna Wintour, bitch. Fucking grow up & follow several hundred people like an adult.
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Well, poker friends, I finally have a tweet that outperformed a photo of me in my underwear & it’s a video of a fridge falling on a lady.
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If you want Halloween costume ideas, lemme know and I'll absolutely roast you with what I think you should be.
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Let me introduce myself
Love drinking/ keep body thicc
Shrill in person/ strong at poker table
Average heart/ funny/ bully Euro ppls
Need someone appreciate who I am
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I miss cigarettes & weed. I’m so depressed but I smell amazing 💅💐🌼
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I have final tabled the event & the waitress has a lot of tables to cover so I did her a favor & ordered a double 🥰 7th in chips of 7 players remaining here in the great state of Oklahoma.
@RGPokerSeries
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I have successfully rangled these here chips into the plastic bag so I shall still be vying for the grand prize of this $1M guarantee
@LodgePokerClub
tomorrow.
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Shoutout to the guy who played 17 levels, took 4 shots of tequila w me, tipped the waitress for us & refused to even tell me his name… I called him Sugar Tits ♥️♥️♥️
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Ten away from the money in a PLO event with 95bbs for some reason????
@RGPokerSeries
@TulsaHardRock
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No rest for the wicked. Tune in to see me on a special
@LodgePokerClub
Halloween stream 🎃☠️👻🐈⬛🐰🖤
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I can’t roast y’all today bc mama’s working. I still love you all but this is still my job until someone hires me to write comedy for them.
@LodgePokerClub
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