kristin Profile Banner
kristin Profile
kristin

@jkac

Followers
2,697
Following
1,282
Media
8,934
Statuses
101,881

toronto
Joined January 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@jkac
kristin
10 months
Tweet media one
@sarabushway
Sara Bushway - author, gamer, Dungeon Master
10 months
I get tired of reading "said." I get tired of writing "said." If the book is full of nothing but "said," it makes me feel like the writer is unimaginative, and I might have trouble finishing their story. Just saying. There are so many words out there. Use more of them.
542
365
6K
426
15K
126K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
132
5K
108K
@jkac
kristin
9 months
i pledge allegiance to the flag
@gankstrr
Genevieve
9 months
love is when you want to make yourself a cute herby focaccia but you also make them a pizza corner
Tweet media one
88
993
23K
26
6K
97K
@jkac
kristin
4 months
i got home after a big weekend and said “where are my babies!!” right here just like this apparently
Tweet media one
56
4K
79K
@jkac
kristin
4 months
i hope anyone making fun of this girl doesn’t have to start job hunting in this market because it’s on another level completely
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
4 months
Today this girl is out handing out her resume in NY. She has two degrees in communications and acting. She’s applying for minimum wage jobs and is having a hard time getting one. Says she honestly just wants to live off tik tok.
734
2K
27K
179
7K
64K
@jkac
kristin
1 month
she wants to come in here and annoy me so fuckin bad
Tweet media one
59
4K
63K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
some of you need to develop your own sense of taste before making posts like this bc painting something doesn't automatically mean its ruined. and if you can't tell that this was a mass-produced piece of kitsch to start with... well...
@tcmreads
tay⋆。・*˚⁺‧͙
5 months
i'm going insane
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
265
888
40K
189
2K
52K
@jkac
kristin
11 months
yeah lily rose depp is hotter than me i wasn’t calling that into question at all
63
488
43K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
the paint on the eyes rubbing off into a contented, close-eyed expression still gets me!!!!
@Maskavado
ً
5 months
how could i forget one of the many examples of "to be loved is to be changed"
Tweet media one
62
8K
82K
15
2K
40K
@jkac
kristin
11 months
all i think about when i watch this is that tweet about how her hair isn’t big enough for a pop star
71
939
31K
@jkac
kristin
4 years
ONTARIO MUSHROOM HUNTERS AND FORAGERS facebook group... thank you...
Tweet media one
82
7K
31K
@jkac
kristin
10 months
16
285
27K
@jkac
kristin
4 years
the mushroom hunter fb groups just give and give and give
Tweet media one
70
3K
21K
@jkac
kristin
9 months
i still haven’t recovered. she obliterated me.
Tweet media one
@fwdLav
fwd: Lav⸆⸉
9 months
Who’s the most famous person you’ve met/got noticed online?
494
13
636
24
736
21K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
lynda barry how to look at art
Tweet media one
@peachlybeloved
b r o o k e *:・゚✧
11 months
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
Tweet media one
4K
23K
192K
7
1K
11K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
you think you know what clothes look like. and then you watch selling sunset.
30
661
9K
@jkac
kristin
3 years
are the photos in the listing up to date? you tell me
Tweet media one
152
437
9K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
boygenius
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
16
364
8K
@jkac
kristin
11 months
no shit
Tweet media one
7
181
6K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
@raynefq guy who’s only seen porn: getting a lot of porn vibes from this
2
77
6K
@jkac
kristin
4 months
uhh they’re doing it again
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@jkac
kristin
4 months
i got home after a big weekend and said “where are my babies!!” right here just like this apparently
Tweet media one
56
4K
79K
11
255
5K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
was it REALLY?
Tweet media one
13
8
4K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
riding the ozempic streetcar
Tweet media one
13
125
3K
@jkac
kristin
11 months
@rachelmillman it’s an astute observation. too bad it means we hate people who have struggled with EDs and think they are ugly and should die.
1
14
3K
@jkac
kristin
3 months
seeing someone get the ick in real time
@offbeatorbit
Ashley Reese
3 months
Tweet media one
17
42
982
10
121
3K
@jkac
kristin
10 months
i can’t get over how utterly swagless they are
85
44
3K
@jkac
kristin
3 years
@qclstridium did you see the skramz fortnite song cover?
19
329
2K
@jkac
kristin
3 years
surely there is a better way to do this
Tweet media one
0
52
3K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
fwiw i do not like it in either form but i like seeing anything get repurposed and that thing was destined for the landfill no matter how ya slice it
3
14
2K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
@lilyblueyez and you know she seals it at the end with a “buh-bye”
8
16
2K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
idk what to do with the BITTERNESS i feel about this kinda stuff lol
@docsquiddy
doc
1 year
Tweet media one
18
623
3K
10
246
2K
@jkac
kristin
1 month
is everyone happy now?
Tweet media one
14
34
2K
@jkac
kristin
8 months
the way everyone is trying to blame this guy is making me INSANE. this would not have cost $100 even two years ago!! who cares what’s in it
@ryanflorence
Ryan Florence
8 months
I present: $100 of groceries.
Tweet media one
2K
957
8K
23
136
2K
@jkac
kristin
2 years
Tweet media one
10
390
2K
@jkac
kristin
2 months
i’m not sure why people feel the need to dig into the books like this when her current actions are right there
@PISSxSHITTER
Hunter-esque Thompson
2 months
new JK Rowling fact I learned recently is that Harry Potter let a faculty member be dragged off to be raped and dismembered by centaurs because she gave him detention once.
181
146
6K
13
60
2K
@jkac
kristin
3 years
my favourite part of this tweet starting to blow up is everyone quote tweeting it like “this is in denver” “this is an airbnb in new orleans” “this house would sell over asking in boston” chip and joanna really have a hold on that country
4
32
2K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
@KindaHagi its very "YA protagonist"
0
4
2K
@jkac
kristin
8 days
she doesn't say what kind of fruit it is at all. just letting you know.
@sameoldghost
same old ghost 🪻🌿
9 days
my neighbors have stolen all the fruit from a tree in my (fenced! gated!) backyard that I have waited years to eat. from a tree I planted in childhood; my favorite fruit. all grace, all charitable feeling has left my body. it is war
297
2K
70K
34
34
2K
@jkac
kristin
27 days
how are we this far into taylor swift's career and people are still saying "how is she that hung up on a month long relationship" have any of you ever lived a life before
5
137
2K
@jkac
kristin
20 days
oh to be lightly kissed by the sun while relaxing in a pile of stinky laundry
Tweet media one
3
85
2K
@jkac
kristin
4 years
i need a three day weekend with one day for activities one day for chores one day for relaxing at home. every weekend i need this.
14
204
2K
@jkac
kristin
10 months
someone is selling this 70s mcdonalds jumpsuit on facebook marketplace
Tweet media one
14
29
1K
@jkac
kristin
4 years
@saintknives I know what it is. It’s looking in a different direction than everyone around you.
1
6
1K
@jkac
kristin
3 years
little dove
Tweet media one
7
48
1K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
10
67
1K
@jkac
kristin
4 months
@elopabop almost as long for me — no degree but tons of experience. if i didn’t have a VERY extensive network i wouldn’t get anywhere, i don’t know what a new grad is supposed to do.
3
15
1K
@jkac
kristin
4 months
i owe him everything
@depthsofwiki
depths of wikipedia
4 months
Tweet media one
34
144
3K
3
109
1K
@jkac
kristin
3 months
@zedonarrival this one is my favourite
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
5
24
1K
@jkac
kristin
5 months
next time i say yes to a costume party on new year’s eve i’m picking something hot and not rick the guy who shot jimmy and then died from degrassi
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
20
48
1K
@jkac
kristin
7 months
every time you see a tweet like this that makes your heart stop for a minut there are replies saying “well it’s because of hamas” no sympathy no acknowledgement of the pain this causes nothing
@mattxiv
matt
7 months
this is genuinely unfathomable
Tweet media one
276
23K
114K
5
206
1K
@jkac
kristin
3 months
sick and tired of the girls who sell secular seashells down by the seashore
@fatstevebuscemi
daisy “dan goose” tackett
3 months
i ask myself this all the time
Tweet media one
91
3K
89K
1
41
1K
@jkac
kristin
11 months
@eleanordotcomm ty, i am cute but i wasn’t trying in that pic lol it was all about the cat!!
1
0
1K
@jkac
kristin
9 months
@gracecamille_ it’s wild bc you can get the answers to most of these types of questions just by taking the time to get to know someone
4
8
1K
@jkac
kristin
1 year
why are you laughing. every dev has a list of their top ten best lines of code.
@ZoeSchiffer
Zoë Schiffer
1 year
Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/
580
2K
24K
4
35
860
@jkac
kristin
1 month
ice cold can of coca-cola
@ImKaitlynMeyers
Kaitlyn Meyers
2 months
What’s actually healthy despite most people thinking it’s not?
430
31
254
5
147
856
@jkac
kristin
2 years
@kathbarbadoro my parents oiled the pole that holds the bird feeder up to keep them away
7
36
820
@jkac
kristin
10 months
“what app are we moving too?” put some sunscreen on and go outside it’s summertime
1
110
812
@jkac
kristin
8 months
do people remember 2008 or
@DarbraDawn
Gas Station Barbie
8 months
I get that everyone hates McMansions but growing up I’d drive by them and imagine what incredible abundance and stability those homes signified and if I ever own one I’ll be teary-eyed proud of it
61
31
984
5
44
800
@jkac
kristin
1 year
i just heard a land acknowledgement on kiss fm and they put the echoey effect on “mississaugas of the new credit”
8
40
762
@jkac
kristin
3 years
@petfindernames feline-y and misdemeowner
7
10
739
@jkac
kristin
3 years
@Baileymoon15 actually though
3
7
739
@jkac
kristin
4 months
@toxoplasmosii they’re sisters!
2
2
732
@jkac
kristin
1 year
neville longbottom 😭😭😭 people say “read another book” dog they haven’t even read THOSE ones
@fradulentchanel
BIG BENZ 🇵🇸
1 year
Yes I went to prom with the girl who went viral on tumblr for this pro life poster.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
57
423
13K
6
60
724
@jkac
kristin
2 years
@offbeatorbit no she was right
0
2
694
@jkac
kristin
1 year
it tickles me how she has never ever said anything bad about taylor
6
13
708
@jkac
kristin
3 years
@meaganrosae it's a toronto landmark that has been demolished for years lol
3
2
700
@jkac
kristin
3 years
representation for girls who loved these books
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
16
63
669
@jkac
kristin
4 months
getting in on the ground floor of a future classic
Tweet media one
4
47
682
@jkac
kristin
3 months
i feel so proud of them for being comfortable and happy in the new place
Tweet media one
7
4
679
@jkac
kristin
1 month
are you rockin’ with the IUD coffee sleeve?
Tweet media one
6
24
659
@jkac
kristin
1 year
someone should date this guy he sounds literally fine
@claaaarke_
clarke
1 year
he really thought he ate that… F for effort in asking me to travel an hour to have a drink with you at a place 2 blocks from your home. drinks is so he can spend less money but it’s nighttime so he can ask me back to his place after. & as if Manhattan doesn’t have patios?!
Tweet media one
730
724
11K
10
6
630
@jkac
kristin
1 year
i can’t stop cracking up at this
@sprksflyswft
emma⸆⸉
1 year
i wish i never saw this
Tweet media one
740
2K
26K
6
16
624
@jkac
kristin
5 months
@bleezeblocks if anyone truly thinks this is an antique we need to open the schools
0
1
636
@jkac
kristin
11 months
i’m actually not surprised or upset that people think i’m not as hot as a 24 year old nepo baby
9
0
618
@jkac
kristin
2 months
a coquette died here
Tweet media one
2
28
627
@jkac
kristin
2 months
i derailed my morning standup bc i was unmuted when i looked over at them and said “oh my god”
Tweet media one
6
17
614
@jkac
kristin
1 month
@offbeatorbit no she just stares...
2
0
602
@jkac
kristin
1 year
the barista doesn't directly pocket the 5 dollars you pay for a latte before tip hope that helps
@ChelseaWooff
Bazooka Joe
1 year
I hate landlords I hate landlords I hate landlords
2K
7K
114K
3
19
586
@jkac
kristin
1 year
there is truly no reason to buy anything harry potter related. butter is 14 dollars and you want gryffindor pajamas? i don’t respect that.
1
84
575
@jkac
kristin
8 months
@airbagged spelling the slur out in the tw is crazy lol
3
3
562
@jkac
kristin
5 months
consider that i understand that some people have different taste: and that sometimes their taste is very very bad
0
11
557
@jkac
kristin
4 years
i love seeing alison roman go down... my issues with her are all about me though. she seems like someone who would say "nice to meet you" after the fifth time meeting her.
9
6
555
@jkac
kristin
1 year
stop equating clothing to housing. think about it for a minute.
8
20
544
@jkac
kristin
4 months
insane how 9 months of unemployment makes a Job feel like a distant dream that can't be achieved instead of a normal thing everyone is supposed to have in order to live in the world today
3
31
531
@jkac
kristin
1 year
people used to drive around in cars to tell people snape killed dumbledore. if you’re a hp fan this is a part of your heritage. buck up.
@punished_cait
cait.bsky.social
1 year
no
Tweet media one
739
4K
60K
6
50
507
@jkac
kristin
4 months
finally some good fuckin food
@allurequinn
pop culture gal
4 months
some #GoldenGlobes tea😭😭 “i asked for a picture with him and she (kylie jenner) said no” – selena gomez “with timothee?” *selena nods*
3K
37K
390K
2
26
518
@jkac
kristin
9 months
@honey___bee____ @offbeatorbit i felt immediately horrible
0
0
483
@jkac
kristin
10 months
@LaraCeroni i am not going to see them live lol
0
1
484
@jkac
kristin
1 year
their chemistry… is so….
@BasilCabana
Basil Moné 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
1 year
They were so much more than “normal men”.
37
576
3K
6
23
471
@jkac
kristin
2 years
@nikostratis no one in a tv show has ever changed their name or gone by two different names, definitely not in period pieces especially not in science fiction or fantasy and absolutely not the main character of mad men
0
13
470
@jkac
kristin
10 months
me trying to get everyone to do picklebacks with me:
Tweet media one
4
39
474
@jkac
kristin
3 years
no u read a listicle about what to do to help your cat cool down in a heatwave
Tweet media one
19
27
463
@jkac
kristin
3 years
ppl on the internet love to marry a slob and make it all our problem for some reason
1
22
456
@jkac
kristin
8 months
whipped feta and ruffles aka “girl” “dinner”
Tweet media one
7
3
465
@jkac
kristin
8 months
he’s cookin
@PopBase
Pop Base
8 months
Donald Trump weighs in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship in new interview with The Daily Caller: “I wish the best for both of them. I hope they enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not — most likely not.”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3K
4K
80K
2
23
464
@jkac
kristin
10 months
@offbeatorbit we have some of the worst government funded indie bands here in canada…
1
4
455
@jkac
kristin
1 year
i’m so good at thrifting bc it’s a skill that combines encyclopedic knowledge of shit that doesn’t matter, dicking around, and Noticing.
5
59
455
@jkac
kristin
9 months
if i had a conversation with RUDY GIULIANI where he came off this normal i would keep it to myself
@mobydickenergy
Talia Lavin
9 months
fondly remembering the time i convinced rudy giuliani i was a girl reporter from the daily bugle
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
150
213
2K
6
17
450
@jkac
kristin
2 years
thinking about this vintage grab n go fridge on facebook marketplace for 300 dollars
Tweet media one
7
13
444