need to get wider

maybe if i start smoking weed and watching subtitled tiktoks i can kinda figure out romanian via osmosis

i am of course a secret and more stylish thing... saved to tattoo ideas folder

tag yourself

Retweet if bald

I love the internet genuinely lol

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Bulbasaur Chikorita Im 37

It’s always an ijbol when my phone hears me talking to my students

Almost just gave my credit card number to a random person who called me saying they were a charity I donated to once

prejudice against religious converts is perhaps the only form of prejudice that is not cured but rather made worse by actually interacting with people belonging to the group in question

good morning from the most beautiful first-level administrative division in the world

Okay well sometimes it can be very Hey. I just met you. And this is crazy. (The end)

regueilletaune du Mexique 😍 j’adoooore !

another day

let’s eat snacks under mama

andale andale mami E.I. E.I. uh ohhhh

if they ever paint over Korean Rihanna im writing my congressperson

Ppl be like. This public space is so pleasant but I can’t help but feel something is missing… 💡☝️my unleashed Pit Bull

My first year as a school speech therapist I got “the perfect student.” A kindergartener no one could understand at all but with very systematic errors and we fixed 90% of it in 4 months and I fear I’ve been chasing that high for 9 years

The thing about working with kids is you see progress but then you always have the nagging feeling that their brain just grew a few new folds and it wasn’t really your interventions… well at least there’s a nice adult in their life