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cinematic parallels
logan lerman at a sundance red carpet premiere // me coming to terms with a bad haircut in a public bathroom
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nypd be like "who you gonna believe?? us, or these videos from multiple vantage points shot in 1080p??"
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there's no phenomenon on this planet more reliable than leonardo dicaprio breaking up with his girl by age 25, the stats are breathtaking
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SPOTTED: nobody. looks like social distancing is the name of the game and our upper east siders are lonier than Lonely Boy himself - but could something be brewing behind those walls? xoxo gossip girl
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reading that the teenager that died in the submarine was terrified of going and only did it to make his dad happy for father’s day i’m gonna throw up
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thinking about that girl who said she makes her account private before bed because it's like locking your door at night... what a galaxy brain move...
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we all know i killed that shit
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i was never conscious why job postings emphasized "must be able to lift 20 lbs" for office jobs til someone pointed out it's a tactic to discriminate against disabled people 🤢 now it's all i see
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thinking about how 2020 gave us more taylor swift studio albums than government stimulus checks
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i can't watch war movies without thinking about how the horses didn't sign up for any of that
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every child's life journey involves a major event that changes their mind about being a marine biologist
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y'all don't hate adobe's monthly subscription model enough for me
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say so by doja cat has been faintly playing like elevator music in the deepest crevices of my brain nonstop for weeks
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hollister had 1 light bulb on at all times and people just accepted it
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and ate her up too
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one thing about mothers who treat their daughters like an extension of them is that they'll have a meltdown when the kid cuts all their hair off
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the 10th anniversary of sandy hook is this year and there is quite literally nothing of substance to show for it. just asleep at the wheel for a decade
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jacob elordi commuting from the kissing booth set to euphoria
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pause. is that a tattoo of himself guiding the beatles across abbey road on his arm
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talking to a therapist and then going home and seeing a vague tiktok they posted complaining about a client that sounds like me would be my joker origin story
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oreo shake had my curiosity but 80% iron has my attention
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thinking about how my ex used to say lana del rey was miserable that she'd never get the opportunity to fuck JFK and took it out on the rest of us with her music
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“this doesn’t happen to people like me often” who, white british men? 😭
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simultaneously dating someone with the same name as you and the same name as your ex is a breathtaking achievement
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topanga really turned down a scholarship to yale to follow her high school boyfriend to a local state school
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you are 36 years old
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"who's vitamin c" in the comments like have you ever graduated from anything
Vitamin C, Beyoncé, and Pink on the cover of Teen People, December 2000
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"My wife left me suddenly one day. We were drifting apart, she knew it but I was in denial. I fell into a deep pit until therapy put me on the road to healing. Now I manage my own bodega and watch birds part-time. I'm finally starting to feel like myself again."
(Brooklyn, NY)
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childhood virality is wild this kid was just eating a snack in public and now his parents are letting people/businesses book him on cameo for $160
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deciding to foster a teen that's lived through the system and then hitting them with "hey i'm actually at capacity right now–!" and then tweeting about it at length. what was the game plan exactly
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there's no kind way to say this. does the casting team know charles is ugly
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it makes 100% sense but the girls on the relaxer boxes revealing they actually had unrelaxed hair that was just pressed or mousse'd for the photos has spun me 😭
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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tag me into the ring i got sumn for her
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while others do skits in the privacy of their bedroom sabrina is always live on the scene and i have to respect that
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me in bed watching home workout videos on youtube imagining it's me
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the far more poignant thing was said by him: j’ai quitté mon pays à cause de vous (i left my country because of you)
This Muslim sister is standing up against LGBT activists who are trying to indoctrinate children with the LGBT ideology at schools in Canada.
She is heard saying: "My daughter is a girl, my son is a boy"
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microdosing my mom is the only way i can have a healthy relationship with her
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i accidentally double/triple exposed a roll of film i shot in germany and the results made my jaw drop
#35mm
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a mom and her small child were walking in front of me and he spotted a lanternfly on the curb. he gestures and looks up at her, she just sighed and said ‘ok make it quick’ swiftly executed it with his lil velcro shoe
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she can fix him
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since we're talking about canadian tv, today i mourn cybersix, about a genetically engineered female warrior who escapes her creator and lives in disguise by day as a male english teacher and by night, a leather-clad heroine
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all those extra characters as if there isn't a designated word for that
A 20-year-old college student is accused of recording himself having sex with an unconscious woman:
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who is calling this over-teased furby an afro
Kendall Jenner accused of cultural appropriation after wearing afro in Vogue magazine
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hard to believe margot robbie is still in her 20s she gives off such a.. seasoned feeling
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i found out recently this guy is 23 years old
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joe jonas’ rep saying that his + sophie turner’s kids shouldn’t relocate to the UK with her bc “they spent the majority of their lives in the US” is hilarious they’re 1 and 3 those kids barely know they exist
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those barbie ferreira fancams on tiktok that've accumulated *30M+* views by deifying old photos when she was thinner are dark-sided
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anyone who forces people to turn on their camera on zoom is getting dealt with first in the looming civil war
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i'm not gonna pile on a sick person but going to the gym with a fever, body sores, and a swollen rectum is a breathtaking decision
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"take these history books with a grain of salt as they focus primarily on white western males."
— miss grotke, disney's recess
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women who wear their work lanyards on the subway with their gov’t name, company, and title printed in bold sans serif font… stop that <3
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auntie trapped in a 27 yo body i would kill to have brunch with zendaya
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i'd make it work i'll do anything for an in-unit washer & dryer
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derek chauvin stabbed, henry kissinger dead… as they say these things come in threes i already know what i’m praying for
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degrassi was like let's just cut to the chase and made the first episode about emma being lured to a hotel by an internet predator. no intros no fluff just hit the gas pedal
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kat dennings found out a fall color lip, long dark wavy hair, and thick winged liner works for her and she hasn’t strayed since.. you have to admire that
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this girl on tiktok posted a childhood video of herself speaking fluent japanese when she lived there for a few years but she can’t understand herself in it bc her family moved back to NZ.. i can’t imagine how strange watching that feels
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black history month starts this week y’all already know who’s coming out on top
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i was in cvs and this man looks at me and says "ethiopian." as a statement not even a question and i mutter 'no' as i walk away and he yells YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!
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light work. 2012
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every city has 1 infamous mcdonald's that is the wild west, you have to mentally sign on the dotted line agreeing to accept fries with a side of chaos upon entering
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“point taken” is the funniest thing she could have ever said i’m crying
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a woman named ruthie mae mccoy was murdered in chicago in the 80s by someone who came into her apartment through her bathroom mirror, the candyman movie is allegedly loosely based on it. lawsuit!!!
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his voice got real smooth ok nephew!
Walmart yodel kid really went and grew up on us. 😭 What the fuckk?? 🔥
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i forget exactly how lightskin ice spice is til she’s next to garden variety lightskins.. the final boss
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t-shirt design printing machines currently overheating across all five boroughs
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i have so much anxiety about climate change lol what is the point of planning for the future when at this rate we don't have one
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if r kelly can publicly explode like that in front of an esteemed CBS host and cameras, it's scary to think what his victims experienced in his private home
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a muslim girl on tiktok posted a vid being harassed by a young z1onist at an nyc restaurant and someone posted his linkedin screenshot and he used to volunteer with syrian refugees 🤠
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every time i watch a tiktok i be looking at the backgrounds like "that's your house?"
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skincare? delayed. neck? bent. dinner? iced coffee. vibes? negative
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when one of my coworkers kept referring to our black clients as african-american even though we were in canada bc she was too nervous to say black
It’s April Fools, tell us about work experiences you wish were a joke.
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i cannot believe (i can) that companies are responding to colorado's new law that requires salaries on job postings by saying that they will no longer consider applicants from colorado.. the lengths these losers go to underpay people!!
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a 6 year old palestinian-american boy in chicago was stabbed over a dozen times to death after their racist, islamophobic landlord ambushed him and his mother in their own home
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before you start re: twigs, "i always knew he was bad vibes" is not the welcome analysis you think it is
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summer walker, whose hygiene got dragged recently for taking "cat baths", should be the last person to flap her mouth spewing xenophobia over the coronavirus
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this implies she either drank in 3rd grade or thinks high schoolers play with dolls and i'm scared to know which
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beyonce @ Disney HQ: now before i sign on for nala i want y'all to take a look at my recommendations for the rest of your lil movies
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remember when mindy kaling's brother tried to cosplay as black to get into med school 😭
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this delta variant poppin out as thousands of athletes fly to congregate in one place and then fly back to their respective countries
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every month a parent comes on here and tweets about the weird ways they disempower their children and then get upset when they get ratioed for it
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if gorilla glue girl wants to try and run game on a multi-million dollar corporation who am i to judge her
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i think brenda song is my favorite disney girl from that era strictly bc i don't know what she's up to other than being booked and pretty
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the resilience of bath & body works japanese cherry blossom is frightening yet impressive
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tiktok pathology will tell you eating raisin bran as a child instead of lucky charms was a form of social trauma that conditioned you to mature quicker than your peers
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