Wrestling fans are the best because we’ll be on here having full on arguments about the artistic merits of a hundred different styles but then something like Blue Kane happens we all band together go “⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ excellent work sir”
My favourite *weird shit* about wrestling is the contrast between guys who are like “don’t hit me for real, man” and the guys who are like “SHOOT HIT ME, YOU SLUT! I FUCKING LOVE IT!”
I love the way weird people are always like “My god! Holy shit!Look at the effort Brock is going to!” and you watch the clip and it’s just him bumping properly and doing his job normally.
The best thing about AEW running the Wembley show is going to be British media not having a clue how to handle guys like MJF on live breakfast TV. There is no ceiling on the amount of trolling this man could do.
It’s funny how the whole “this is cinema” thing that’s going on at the moment is the exact joke South Park did in their wwe episode. The gag being there is absolutely no wrestling happening, it’s just losers in the crowd being captivated by terrible talking and bad soap opera
Imagine enjoying a nice meal in a new but successful five year old restaurant and then some cunt like this just runs up to the window screaming “MCDONALDS MAKES MORE MONEY MCDONALDS MAKES MORE MONEY MCDONALDS MAKES MORE MONEY MCDONALDS MAKES MORE MONEY”
I know he didn’t actually injure CM Punk but the idea of it is so funny. Drew wrecking the night one main event of mania by ending the career of a dude he openly hates before jumping ship to AEW and debuting at Wembley would be some all time King shit.
I knew this was coming. These are Yuke’s animations that they did years ago for WWE and they have lazily remained unaltered in the 2k games in the years since Yukes departed their WWE contract. Basically anything you like about the current 2k product is built upon Yuke’s work.
I cannot stress the importance of believable interruptions in promos to make them feel real. I can’t stand it when folk just stand there and wait for their turn to talk, THIS is how it’s done.
Botchamania is good because Maffew is a nice funny guy and it feels like a celebration of all wrestling - even the stuff that goes wrong/is silly.
But the other “Botch” accounts suck. If somebody got paralysed they’d be like “teehee, told you. wHeReS yOuR pErFoRmAnCe CeNtEr”
Due to King Charles losing his life on St Patrick’s Day, a tournament will now be held for the vacant British crown starting this week on Dynamite…
#RoyalAnnouncement
One of the most disgraceful booking decisions ever in WWE and the fact that half the “match” is Cole wrapping up a plug for an irrelevant video game just makes it all the worse.
It’s really funny that CM Punk’s response to finding out that a billionaire was just paying a bunch of people to wrestle and have fun and make a cool TV show was UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE
Unless you were there, you’ll have no idea how quickly wrestling went from the coolest thing in the world to a dead parrot in a matter of months after this guy monopolised the business. We went from the hip kids in town to total rejects almost overnight.
Vince McMahon Ruined Everything.
2001 Was The Year Pro-Wrestling Died When
#WCW
Went Out Of Business.
2018/19 The Year Pro-Wrestling Returned To TNT With
#AEW
!
I feel that 90,000 AEW fans not only have it in them to be the best wrestling crowd of all time but that we could also absolutely overthrow the U.K. government while we’re all in London.
It will never not be funny how there are grown ass men on this app having mental breakdowns over AEW and then you cut to kids watching it and they’re just like “this is really cool actually”.
Very weird how the narrative is “AEW don’t know what they’re doing” and yet both Cody and Jade retained their entire AEW presentation wholesale upon going to the Fed
“Oh come on, Okada! The wife’s left me, the father in law’s getting sued for sex trafficking and that fella I bullied in ‘97 just got promoted over me! Help a guy out here! Okada…? Okada???”
The Triple H grind clip is cringe but not nearly as cringe as when he fumbled signing Okada and had a moan about Forbidden Door out of sheer bitterness, all after ignoring questions about Vince and admitting he hadn’t even read the lawsuit. A spectacular piece of shit person.
@RealMickFoley
Honestly feel like Mick had a moment recently where he thought “you know what? I didn’t almost die during hell in a cell for this bullshit. I’m gonna start tweeting”
And so he should. 👏🏻
I’d forgotten Roman used to move like this because I’ve now been conditioned to associate his matches with plodding about and chatting into the camera.
We’re into what feels like year ten of this Roman project and he’s still only associated with “massively disappointed fans” in my mind. Zero heat, just sadness in that building.
nobody from AEW should actually respond HOWEVER it would be really funny if Hangman or somebody just did a much shorter interview where they were like “ah, we just thought he was a bit of dickhead to be honest. So yeah, we kinda let him know and he got mad. Anyway, he’s gone now”
Remember when HHH did that stupid promo years ago mocking fans who threatened to stop watching WWE and then fans said “ok then” and actually stopped watching, then a few years after that WWE went from a monopoly position to having a competitor who could sell out Wembley stadium
You will never be able to explain to me how they can do this performative support whilst taking a payday from the Saudi government who criminalise the gender identity of trans people with a maximum punishment of death.
Be a good man. Hit your 30s and say “we’re getting ourselves some awesome wives and forming a fucking book club”. Be this. Do not be a Ric Flair cunto. Absolute unproblematic gods.
Its so funny how bischoff and the podcast clowns are always like “AEW is awful, my god, it’s gonna die” and WB are just like “let’s put this ratings winner on TV as often as possible”
Just bought tickets for AEW at Wembley. Going with partner and two pals, one of whom isn’t even a wrestling fan but just thought the videos I took last year looked awesome so wants to go. We have converted another one, folks!
I’m convinced the “Tony khan is unlikeable” crowd are just racists because that man is absolutely adorable. There’s stuff about AEW I’ll occasionally moan about but Tony is a lovely twisted nerd like me and I will defend his right to be so
Punk absolutely smoked Rock in these promos - as did Cena - and it was a pretty big moment in the fandom where we realised maybe the Attitude Era wasn’t actually all they said it was.
Every Fed shill was hollering to the high heavens when TK did a single sassy tweet knocking Triple H’s shitbooking a few weeks ago and yet all of these dickheads have been suspiciously silent in the face of the biggest scandal to ever hit the Fed.
@IAmJericho
@CMPunk
*jericho enters*
“Phil, you’re cancer”
*jericho exits. Jericho reenters*
“That mania match we had kicked ass though…Catch ya later, buddy!”
*jericho exits*
I won’t lie, it feels fucking great knowing I will outlive these people and get to see a happier world beyond their existence. A sad, doomed generation that history will do nothing but mock.
That whole event felt like such a win for AEW. Their final two were ex AEW, Jade got a massive pop, no MJF, Mercedes or Okada more or less confirming they’re all AEW bound. The actual Fed orientated stuff was ass. Yeah, man: AEW gonna have a good 2024.