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Taking L's since '98. @planbriuncut
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I keep opening Instagram and seeing the poor soul who posted right before it went down, hang in there girl
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halloween. a sad day. a bad day.
Warning : The following video contains material that may be harmful or traumatizing to some audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. (Please do not retweet) or share with friends. I am ashamed. I woke up today still in shock.
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these arent even sunday scaries anymore, this is mental warfare
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my uber driver just blew into a breathalyzer, i fuck w the vibe but is this allowed?
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My mom dropped my sister off at school and on her way home went to Hershey Park...ALONE
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The office party was fun and all but I could have done without the content people all taking a seat and berating the rest of us to dance for them like little jesters...
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Grace has been taking L's since '98, but "The Mick" has always been a champ. There's no way to say this without sounding like a corny fuck, but thank you to who supported me through this ride. I seriously couldn't have done it without you guys.
#VIVA
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I have to get this off my chest, per the summer cocktail barstool work party:
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Someone replaced all the pictures in Target with
@boburnham
& I just wish I could take credit for it
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they be rippin our shit WORD for WORD BAR for BAR bro
Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
@meangirlpod
@JordynWoodruff
@Justalexbennett
Watch the full episode here:
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My biggest fear is dying in a mass tragedy. Not because I'm afraid of tragic death, but because my death will be over shadowed by all the others. And that's supposed to be my special day...
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first one in the office today. not bragging, just trying to lead by example.
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Full-time kicks in tomorrow, but as for today I'm heading to ASU with the shirt on my back and -$182 in my account.
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Emergency Press Conference - I Bought Back Barstool Sports
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Am I reading this wrong Stu?
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I'm too hungover to come up with a clever tweet. All I'll say is, Mintzy's having a tough week.
#firemintzy
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I think Griffin Johnson thought I was a 'Make a Wish' kid on stage last night.
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you know what's crazy to me? one day you just wake up and you like red wine.
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Got my final spar in against a seasoned fighter. She may have had 2 years under her belt, but I knocked her off her feet twice. Had to call my manager Pags immediately after. Cant't wait for Friday, lets go boys.
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can't wait to take care of you and those big ole milkers
Getting a boob Job tomorrow morning I’ll be MIA for a few days. Almost forgot I booked it tbh. Don’t care about your useless opinions so don’t bother replying
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@MeganMakinMoney
blowing spit balls at a dude asleep at the bar has got to be my favorite next-day-find from my camera roll
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My mom just sent me this from some South Shore, MA FB page. Guess it's official.
#VIVA
Arizona bowl canceled. Gonna have O’Malley and lil sas mud wrestle in my backyard instead. Ticket link will be posted Tmmrw at 7pm
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getting a coffee on my way to the dentist so i'm bringing one more brush of the teeth. gross, freaky, or genius?
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"A source says Kim and Kanye are getting a divorce"
The Source:
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my ten year old sister sent me this and it's cracking me up hahahahaahha
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Are you allowed to do bottomless brunch alone? Not by societal standard but like will the restaurant itself let me?
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Some motherfucker at this frat just told is to get off stage so I ashed my cigarette off his face.
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i have ptsd. brianna's giving 2013 tumblr eating disorder inspo & i'm giving 13 year old tumblr user who can't pull it off
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Top 3 Worst Birthdays:
1) January 1st
2) July 5th
3) September 11th
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There's a dude at the bar right now in a wheel chair bc he got a vasectomy. The balls on this guy....
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there truly is nothing better than a fall sunday, but for whatever reason i still feel like i have homework due tomorrow
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Your replies don't mean shit to me my boys. I stopped caring what people think a long time ago. All I care about is making the people laugh, giving them a good chuckle. A jouster if you wish.
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There are many kind comments on this week's podcast about my loyalty and my friendship to Bri, but there are also quite a few that suggest I'm only on Brianna's "side" because I "have to be" because of my job & financial status which is just all around bullshit.
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bro my worst fear just came true, i wiped out on a citi bike and lost my leftovers
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Just got into nursing school, wouldn't have been able to do this without you!!!
@barstoolWSD
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somehow i was the only one from the company invited to media day (besides
@BussinWTB
but just let me have this)
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🎯🎯🎯
Twitter need your help. Who is this? Next level fan and we want to give everyone the opportunity to send her some praise
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One day I'm going to have a rockin' bod that will make people question whether or not I am on Ozempic, just you wait...
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My blog about my mother's trip to NYC didn't make the cut, so I'll just tweet it (thread)
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I took about 2 months off from drinking, in hindsight it was a good thing. BUUT now that i'm back it's brought me up to speed on what it actually feels like to have a hangover at my age, no good boys.
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i'm so hungover at the airport, tried to sneak into the delta lounge, got humbled, ended up where i belong...buffalo wild wings!
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Then, all the sudden a man who caught wind of our defeat came over and offered us box seat tickets for the game. That man was Larry Lucchino. We had a phenomenal day and still talk about it to this day. Rest in Peace Larry, good man.
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I'm tired of hiding this secret for so many years, so I'm just going to come out and say it: My social security number is 532-88-1932.
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Talk about Kontent, Kim.
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I started therapy today. At one point I started crying (like a lil pussy) and the therapist offered me tissues and I said "no thanks that's too cliche"
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I was so delusional after the fight this was my "big" speech for all my nearest and dearest family and friends
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Brianna and I can't even consider ourselves friends at this point, that's my family. And family supports you through the good and bad times in life. Our friendship is one of the best things in my life and she'd have to put a hit on my grammy to break that up.
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some guy at the bar just told me i remind him of joe pesci
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my mom: 4 kids, zero christmas presents purchased thus far ( 12/23 @ 9pm) hosting christmas eve tomorrow, plans to finish shopping tonight, sends me this picture.
no idea who these fellas are or why shes dolo at a hibachi restaurant. but best believe she will finish the job.
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At a bar alone, thought my friends would meet me. Not the case, but I'm also not fucking leaving.
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Happy 4/20 to all those who celebrate, hope you get as toasted as a 14 yr old Chickenfry:
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Everyone keeps asking so I'm just going to come clean.
No, I don't fuck with the war.
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Totally understand bro, thats on me.
@grace__omalley
I followed you for awhile because of a funny blog you wrote about
@stoolpresidente
unfollowing you, but I just can’t do it anymore. You are simply too hard to look at. I’m sure you understand.
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this hit home.
Please don’t just assume that your friend who walks around town dressed fancy is living large. For many of us it’s all for show.
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Absolutely not. That seat is a luxury awarded to those who have proven their worth to this company, and that O'Malley chick just got hired.
Should Brianna and Grace take turns having the first class seat? (Not posted by Grace)
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& then we went to the club
Right after Eddie won,
@KFCBarstool
and
@FeitsBarstool
told me that they themselves are giving me $10k for making it as far as I did.
They’re literally the best bosses/mentors in the world, I’m so beyond grateful for them. Makes the loss hurt a lot less, thank you both so much
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last night at an afters some kid came up to me and said "can i hit that" so i passed him my vape & then said "i wasn't talking about your nic stick"
bold, partially clever, score: 6.4
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the chokehold nike shox had me in as a child is absurd. i thought these bad boys were so bad ass.
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just landed in nyc, thinking about going to the office to kick some ass
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why is the pirate water account taunting me?
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any low i ever had has never been as bad as crying in a vegas airport for 9 hours at a chilis, this is a new one
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Shameful to admit but I just had Taco Bell for lunch and let me tell you. That is a meal that should ONLY be consumed in the depths of the night while purely intoxicated. To eat that meal sober while the sun is still shining is merely a crime. Never again.
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I just simply couldn’t imagine being such a loser that you comment hate under a post of someone who you don’t know. I truly pity these weirdo losers. Get a job? Maybe get a friend? A hobby? Pitiful. Anyway I will continue getting rich.
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Funny story about Mr. Lucchino
When I was in high school my friends and I went to Fenway before a Sox game in hopes to find cheap tickets. We checked the box office, no dice. We bargained with scalpers, too expensive. At one point we just stood in a huddle fully defeated.
The Red Sox & the sports world have lost a giant.
Larry was a visionary whose competitive spirit & strong will took sports franchises to new heights, particularly ours.
He was a curse-breaker, ballpark-preserver & community champion.
Thank you, Larry.
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I won’t say who, but there is some scuttlebutt in the office saying I won’t win the presidency because I’m a woman. Sad!
To that I say, there’s a first time for everything.
#VoteForKeegs
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