Jordyn Woodruff
@JordynWoodruff
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Find your nearest mirror & tell yourself that you are fucking hot
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Ok fine. Girls should never be invited on the guys trip.
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Smoked 3 cigs, went to bed at 4am and now going to the gym at 10:30am…I think I’ve mastered a well balanced life!
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Will be forever grateful for all the opportunities
@barstoolsports
,
@stoolpresidente
&
@erika_
gave me over these past two years! Thank you for everything 💙
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Today
@BarstoolBigCat
gave me advice on love. “One day you’ll find love and someone who likes you and doesn’t make you do the dishes” or he said something like that. I don’t really remember but I have hope!!!
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I swear I’m a girl under all those baggy sweatsuits
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Tonight I took myself on a date and got very drunk. I highly recommend.
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Best candy in the world (and yes the eggs are the best cause they have the best chocolate to PB ratio)
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Best decision I ever made
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I did not see this coming.
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Miami you won this round. I’ll be back for a rematch soon 🫡
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To all the boys in my DMs saying I’m “fucking stupid” you’re like 25…go drink a beer or Jack off
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I literally have 1 glass of wine and I’m ready to text every guy I’ve ever spoken too 😂
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.
@SydnieWells
is a boss & right after the show we shared a high noon and made amends ♥️ she is a true champ!!!
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After today my shit list includes but is not limited to:
@Justalexbennett
@kontentkim
@rudeboy_junda
@stoolsalesguy
@BarstoolBigCat
@danabeers
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People who wear sunglasses indoors scare the crap outta me
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I like it here in Florida. People are living life normally and it’s REFRESHING
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Did you think we were gonna let
@stoolpresidente
& the
@DavePortnoyShow
have all the fun? Dropping tonight at 8:01
@Justalexbennett
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Since I didn’t win the $25K I officially have to make an
@OnlyFans
now so I can support myself,
@Justalexbennett
&
@meangirlpod
. Financially I just don’t have a choice. Link coming soon!!!!
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Took edibles, door dashed some froyo and ran 6 blocks home at 10:30pm. GREAT NIGHT!!!!
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You will never be criticized by someone who is doing more than you
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🚀🚀🚀
Emergency Press Conference - I Bought Back Barstool Sports
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I specifically called an Uber Black at 4am this morning because I knew there was a setting to ask the driver to not talk because I hate small talk AND who tf wants to talk at 4am?!? And I swear to god he’s the chattiest driver I’ve ever had. Not in the mood today John.
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we’re back.
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When will the iPhone allow us to mark texts as unread.
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Drank two (maybe 6) glasses of wine (vodka and whiskey…and Champaign) and booked a trip to Miami with
@Justalexbennett
last night!!!!
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I haven’t touched weed in 8 years but I think I’m gonna take an edible tonight to see if it helps me ptfo.
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The yolo tattoo was def the best decision I’ve ever made.
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This is why I wanted to work at
@barstoolsports
. LFG!!!
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Currently walking behind a 70+ year old man smoking a cigar at 8:20 in the morning. This man has lived.
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The first thing I did when I woke up so I can participate in the world today
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@kontentkim
Alright. I feel the need for an emergency pod after this tweet. Sunday will be interesting
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