Alex Bennett
@Justalexbennett
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Grahams wedding ring is engraved with our wedding date, 4.6.19. Tonight his friend said “can I see your ring?” Then says “oh it’s engraved!” Graham said “Oh don’t read that” … odd, I thought? Today I learned Graham lost his ring and his replacement says “4.16.19”
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I love you forever
@barstoolsports
!!! Thankful for the past two years that I’ll never, ever forget
@stoolpresidente
&
@erika_
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Come on
@KDTrey5
.
@BarstoolBigCat
needs everyone's help. He cannot stand to get alpha'd by
@KDTrey5
any longer and he's out of ideas.
@PardonMyTake
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I don’t want to beat a dead horse but look at these. These are at least 8.9s
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I’ve been married to Graham for four years and he just told me he hates splitting food with me.
“Your dairy allergy isn’t my problem”
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I can’t get over Boston last night. Monday night, regular season game. Not a seat open. Cheering for every point like it was their last. Stayed till the end. Yelled at people wearing blue. Greatness all around
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In New York it’s 10 cents for a bag. In Oklahoma they put every item in its own bag, then double bag that bag. Then ask if you want 10 bags to take home.
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We didn’t really want to take the headphones out and walk the rest of the way together BUT like team players WE DID.
@BarstoolBigCat
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When you Ryde, you ryde forever. Loyalty is staying in the Fox hole through the good times, and the bad. Today was a bad BAD day, no one deserves violence. We gotta be better than that
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My dads been home alone for three weeks. Only thing in the fridge is ketchup, butter and eggs a month past expiration. I said “what have you been eating?” He said “hot dogs on the course”
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NEW favorite sport alert
@NASCAR
that was electric. Unreal. Exhilarating. Liberating. Unparalleled.
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Ok fine the real reason I went is because I was afraid he would jack off if I let him out of my sight. There, I said it
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If you’ve ever tweeted about me can you take it down? My second aunt called and she’s offended (I’ve decided to spiral.)
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Father of 2 ruins Mother of 2 life
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Fuck yes!!!!!! I’ll take it. THIS is why I wanted to work here. Back to work I go.
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Finally checked off the trifecta! Blood Sweat and Tears!
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What about the guys who won’t go on
@PardonMyTake
? What do we wish them?
@VincentFrankNFL
Salute to the tough guys who do things the tough way at all times. I wish you well In life
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Absolutely completely unrelated but what’s the goal jump out of plane weight???
Announcement - anyone who would like their cookies taste tested I’m officially open for business until January 1st (diet day).
Thanks for the great idea
@Justalexbennett
@kontentkim
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Raise your hand if your starting Thanksgiving off in the dog house cause you had a little too much fun last night
🙋🏼♀️
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Can you delete this
@stoolpresidente
? I’m offended (but then tomorrow we can put it back up on a different account and make it worse)
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A lady just said to me “I’ve seen you on Barstool. You’re so stupid” I asked “what’s the dumbest thing I’ve said?” She replied “idk you’re all just stupid.” I said “well I’d ask what your problem is but I bet I’m too stupid to pronounce it” *little smirk* :))))
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Just opened my google to “is Tokyo in Asia” and I gotta say margarita Alex isn’t smart but SHE IS CURIOUS
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35 years of Good Friday golf. I call it leaving your fam, he calls it consistency.
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Much better name than Blackout Bennett
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Maybe this tweet will make it 19 if we’re lucky
I don’t want to publicly embarrass you because I want you to succeed but you only sold 18 of these which is almost impossible low.
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Mom I commented photoshop I deserved it
I just listened to
@kirkminshow
about my daughter being an asshole and a scumbag. As a mother who spends the summers with her that was hard to hear
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Apparently there’s a Starbucks app and
@BarstoolBigCat
says it will save you time. I do t have it and he’s dunked on my the last three days
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1 year ago these two girls who hardly knew each other went on the
@DavePortnoyShow
. Since then we’ve shared our happiest, darkest, and most vulnerable moments together (& said some dumb shit). Most importantly we’ve struggled & grown together. Thanks
@stoolsalesguy
😏
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I’ve completely lost my voice and Graham informed me I don’t need to worry about a Christmas present cause it came early this year
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Yellowstone is ruining my life. Three days ago I loved New York. Now I feel misplaced. I’m wearing Nikes that should be cowboy boots. I’m in an Uber that should be a horse. I’m surrounded by BUILDINGS and John Dutton won’t allow a condo. Fuck.
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Time to check yourself back in
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Going on a guys trip Feb 9th to Arizona and just wanna get ahead of it
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Is anyone here at the office that can loan me a brain cell? I’m trying to write a blog which is methodically impossible when you don’t have any. I tried to buy some but they don’t sell them
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My Uber driver just said “put on a mask or get out” I replied “I don’t have a mask but I have a $10” and off we went. Not a bad business plan if he can do it 5x a day
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Talks around him going on
@PardonMyTake
have increased to a heavy flow
Trade talks around Kevin Durant have 'slowed to a trickle,' per
@WindhorstESPN
The Nets 'are not aggressively' reaching out to teams
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Graham just (lightly) punched my stomach and I looked at him like he killed my dog, and HE SAID “if you stay ready you don’t have to get ready”
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