Stuart Feiner
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Known as The Source. Real life basis for Al Pacino in Two For The Money. Podcast @OnlyStuPodcast Merchandise and Shoutouts at
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That horn lasted longer than I would have
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DAD DIED AT 1AM THIS MORNING. I HAVE NO REGRETS, NOT ONE. BEEN WITH HIM 24/7 FOR TWO YEARS, AND 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR 6 DECADES. FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY. SITTING AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY. DETAILS TO FOLLOW.
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Not matter what happens tonight. We can’t forget that JJ McCarthy’s Dad was the horniest man in the stands last season. I still can’t over the right finger slide.
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Like what the fuck is this
Fletcher Cox shouldn’t be able to hurdle linemen at 6’4 310
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ON JAMES HARDEN BEING TRADED TO THE CLIPPERS THIS MAN JUST SAID “I AM SORRY FOR SAYING RETARDED MY FIRST COUSIN IS RETARDED”
@Chris_Broussard
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When Robert Kraft walks into Orchids of Asia Day Spa
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It's been a really rough 4 months personally for the Feiner family. Sandy was diagnosed with breast cancer 4 months ago, we removed cancer, reconstructive surgery, breast lift and reduction. That was followed by 33 radiation treatments and now 5 years of hormone therapy All gone
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Supposed to put holes in the headboard not the wall
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WENT 2 DR MONDAY WITH DAD. BAD NEWS, PANCREATIC CANCER. THEY PUT A CLOCK ON HIS LIFE OF 6 MONTHS. NORMAL CURES WILL KILL HIM UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. I PRAY 4 THE BEST END TO A FABULOUS LONG, FULFILLED LIFE. MOM IN 1999 HAD STAGE 4 BREAST CANCER SHE LIVED 4 YEARS GIVIN 6 MONTHS.
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Every single time the 4:25pm game goes into overtime to bridge the gap until the 8:20pm game an angel gets it’s wings.
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I don’t care how old Dolly Parton is I would suck those tits dry
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14 YEARS OLD, GOT MY FIRST HANDJOB AT MY BROTHERS BAR MITZVAH. WHEN I CAME I ALMOST PASSED OUT. WHAT A MESS. MY MOMMY.
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As my time with
@barstoolsports
is coming to an end, I want to acknowledge what an amazing Man, Husband, Father, Friend, All around performer
@BarstoolBigCat
is. He does everything so effortlessly that u take for granted that he is the best to ever do what he does. THE BEST EVER.
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THE FIRST ARGUMENT I LOST WITH MY WIFE AS A MARRIED COUPLE. ON OUR HONEYMOON IN ITALY. SHE SAYS LETS RENT A CAR AND DRIVE TO SEE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. I SAID THATS NOT A REAL THING, ITS ONLY ON CARTOONS. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT, SHE SAYS "I MARRIED A MORON" REST IS HISTORY RTR
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Tyreek Hill must of thought his coach was his girlfriend.
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Had to poop so bad, pull into gas station, no bathroom. Pull down a side road, got out and squatted a monster poop. My god. When I got home and wiped NO STAIN....
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Jeff Saturday went from tweeting “Raiders look horrible” on his couch to beating the Raiders as a head coach. That is top tier King shit.
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Travis Kelce scores and Taylor Swift is banging the glass in the box.
Later tonight Kelce is going to score and bang a different box.
Travis Kelce with 69 yards and Taylor Swift at the game. Legend
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Dalvin Cook signs with the New York Jets!
THE NEW YORK JETS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL!
#TakeFlight
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Imagine full speed Derrick Henry just plowing through a group of sorority girls making a Tik Tok dancing video
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For the record, not one drink, 6 waters, 7 diet cokes, 21 prerolls, 1500 mgs edibles, 2 pens. Came home and fucked my wife. Best night ever.
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NAME TWO OTHER MEN THAT SIMPLY DONT GIVE A FUCK AS MUCH AS WE DO. I'LL WAIT.
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You know
@stephenasmith
is FUMING right now because Vladimir Guerrero just won the MVP and is using a translator.
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Simply being nice is the most underrated characteristic of a human being.
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I honestly have never been so shocked in my life. The exact opposite of what I thought would happen, happened. The drs said we got all the cancer. Cancer free. They say melanoma hides so its not like we can sit and do nothing but they have drugs now to do preventative medicine!!!
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Getting a 5 year deal and not having to finish the first year of work is the definition of the American Dream. Urban Meyer playing chess out here.
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If Travis Kelce is this violent with the cameras on him, what about when Taylor Swift is alone with him?
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When it is that time of the month but that doesn’t stop you.
When Daddy is hungry Daddy eats.
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I JUST BET ITALY AND OVER BECAUSE I FUKING LOVE ITALIANS AND ITALIAN FOOD.
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THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS CANCELED!
PACKAGES DELAYED!
WEATHER IS A PROBLEM!
NOTHING CAN STOP STU!
#MerryChristmas
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DID I FUCK AROUND AND WIN EVERY SINGLE GAME?
THE KING IS BACK!
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Covid is over. If u didn't know, u know now, Feb 8th, its over.
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FUNERAL FRIDAY 11AM SHARP GUTTERMANS IN WOODBURY, 8000 JERICHO TURNPIKE. PLEASE ARRIVE AT 10AM. LOVE YOU ❤️.
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Tom Brady putting from the green for the win.
OUT OF NOWHERE A BEAR RUSHES TOWARD HIM IN A FULL SPRINT
5 feet from getting to Brady the bear drops
Camera pans towards Belichick in full camouflage with no sleeves in the mountain with a sniper
Tips his cap to Brady
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@BarstoolBigCat
@JHarden13
Hey
@JHarden13
can I be your go to strip club Advisor. I have 50 years of experience in NYC.
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Reverse cowgirl has been retired from my game. 60 sucks.
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Men want to be me.
Women want to be with me.
Everyone wants to dive like me.
I am a living legend.
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Every time a field goal is scored I slide a grape up my ass.
I currently have 4 grapes in my ass.
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Stu’s Clues
Hanging out with Blue was fun but not as fun as eating box.
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As a fat person this is the equivalent to watching two woman scissor
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That message missed the mark. Dad is not dead. I was simply sharing as he is in the last stages of his life and the dementia is overwhelming and his hands legs are failing that it is painful and it's OK to be in pain and cry and survive. I am not a phony. I cannot only show good
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Deshaun Watson got 11 games for assaulting 24 women.
Ime Udoka got a year for dishing out consensual backshots.
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POP BACK IN HOSPITAL UNEXPECTEDLY. HE WENT UNDER THE KNIFE TO REMOVE A GROWTH ON HIS PANCREAS. WE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS IN A DAY OR TWO. PLEASE PUT MY DAD IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU, LOVE YOU, APPRECIATE IT GREATLY.
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DAD IS HANGING IN THERE. SENDS HIS LOVE AND SAYS THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES. HE REALLY APPRECIATES IT.
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Broke my alltime record at 61 years 346 days old, 31 bowl pacs in a day, don't tell me I'm not a living legend.
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Tony Romo has Mahomes dick so far in his throat he can barely talk when he makes a mistake
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I CHOSE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND I AM MAKING FILET MIGNON AND TWICE STUFFED BAKED POTATOES AND GRILLED ASPARAGUS AND CREME BRULE, BUT MY OTHER CHOICES WERE 3RD ROW OFF COURT NETS OR 5 ROWS OFF ICE ISLANDERS. 60 AND STILL ADDICTED TO PUSSY AND ROMANCE.
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NEVER A DULL MOMENT. DAD AT VA HOSPITAL THRU MONDAY. HUG YOUR MOM AND DAD EXTRA TIGHT OR REACH OUT AND CALL. GETTING OLD SUCKS. CANCER TREATMENTS MAKING HIM LOSE HIS BOWLS UNCONTROLLABLY AND HIS LEGS NO LONGER WORK EVEN WITH A CANE. 24 HOUR CARE GOING FOREWARD. QUITE CHALLENGING
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Sorry so many posts. Coke obviously was cut with speed.
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WORLD SERIES RAINED OUT. WORE A FUCKING THOR COSTUME LIKE A JERKOFF ALL DAY
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FINALLY I CAN SEE MY DAD. COVID RESTRICTIONS LIFTED. TOMORROW AT 1PM. FIRST TIME I CAN TOUCH HIM SINCE THANKSGIVING. SO PSYCHED, SO EXCITED, SO BLESSED. CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT HE WOULD DIE IN HOSPITAL. HE IS ALSO 85 ON FEBRUARY 11TH. I CAN THROW A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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MOM AND DAD DEVITO GOING TO BE HEARING HELLA CHEEKS GETTING CLAPPED LATER TONIGHT
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An inhuman experience today. Everything went perfect for dad. From the Rabbi to the speeches to the graveside services to taps being played to the flag being folded and handed to me to the food sent to my house to the love and respect shown by friends and family. I say thank you.
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I just took one of the alltime greatest shits ever. Sat on toilet and farted for a good consecutive 30 seconds and then my ass expanded like I was giving birth to an unopened boar's head salami. It was glorious.
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if "only fans" was around 30 years ago, my dick would be more famous than the American flag.
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This is what I look like when I eat box and the river is running red.
I take the tampon out, rip that bad boy in half, stick a half in each nostril, AND EAT THE BOX LIKE I AM A DOG!
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Ohio State right now
Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... It was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th
http://t.co/TAJxefv5A4
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So many friends, family members, fans, have reached out. I am overwhelmed, and honored and blessed. There is only one Howard Feiner. The love is a title wave that will last forever. A full life well lived. Died with dignity, respect, purpose. A true American and power of example.
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Throwback to my Super Bowl 50 call on
@TheHerd
with
@ColinCowherd
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#SuperBowl
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No NFL team has been fucked by the refs more than the Lions
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, don't ever trust anyone from Chicago because they will fuck you.
@DogWalkBarstool
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