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I’ll cusack the Pope SO hard if I found out he’s ever rooted for the Cubs. Don’t think I won’t . New episode of @thestretchpod is live! Watch, sub, review, all that jazz
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I'm on my last strike because I had Whitney Houston playing in the background of a few videos.
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A DM I was sent overnight. Nothing we didn't know, just another reminder how awful Reinsdorf is. Hahn: "Hey Jerry, a 1st ballot HOF wants to sign a relatively cheap deal here. We just have to offer it to him" . Jerry: "the FUCK did you say? Go win 85 games and gtfo of my office"
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No hash browns at McDonald’s in Germany. Worst atrocity this country has ever committed.
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anything inside the black outline is the midwest, anything outside of it isn't. This is the only correct map of the midwest on the internet
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This is so fucked up.
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The Reinsdorfs, McCaskeys, Wirtz and the Ricketts should all feel great amounts of shame for what they've done to this city.
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Hushed whispers are passing through Istanbul’s back alleys about how I’m the first person to ever defeat a Turkish ice cream trickster #baldstool
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Stevie Janowski is the greatest side character in movie or TV history and there's not a close second.
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Lnfao!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off.
Dr. Fauci says large holiday gatherings not safe — even with booster
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Gov Pritzker and Mayor Lightfoot just got the SHIT booed out of them.
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I’m sure this has nothing to do with a global pandemic that cost 6.6 million people their jobs this week and everything to do with being a woman
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If you think portnoy is cool for getting arrested for the pats a few times wait until I chain myself to the champions plaza statue if the Sox don’t sign machado.
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I see they’re televising LLWS qualifying games on ESPN, so I’ll take this moment to remind everyone the best 12 year old teams play in Cooperstown and would annihilate 99% of the trash bag Williamsport squads they’ve shoved down our throats for decades.
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Overrated slap hitter that barely had a career OPS over .800 while playing the worst defensive short stop in history.
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Today’s moving day for me. Starting a new tradition of leaving a 12 pack of great tasting, less filling Miller Lite in the fridge for the next lucky tenant
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Shame on each and every one of us.
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All yours, guy completely sucks.
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Hearing confirmation that MLB is zeroing in on using spring training sites in AZ for the season. No fans. Hope is July 1st target date.
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Keith Olberman is a fucking loser of the highest order. Holy hell what a cunt bag.
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports.
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Indiana basketball has averaged 18 wins and 14 losses per year since the 2004-05 season . Blue blood huh.
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Meant to say this earlier btw. The overzealous sportsmanship that has taken over the LLWS makes me want to puke.
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Shoutout McNally’s on 111th and Western for the masterful troll job
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The mind virus has infected Bernstein so badly that his anger is PALPABLE in this pic . Get over yourself, ya cunt.
I’ve watched the video at least 10 times. I can’t stop laughing at how angry a human can get for you calling them by their last name. @EddieBarstool @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief
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I need a lip reader to decipher the last few words Bernstein said here
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The account that had 500,000 followers strictly from covering the Ghislaine Maxwell trial has been suspended. I followed it and it basically was just transcribing the trial. Super fucked up. 🤔🤔🤔 .
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I would have turned on that shitty, lifeless fastball and hit it to the fucking moon #ragarm
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Sox have 9 home runs this series, cubs have 9 hits hahah.
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I took my dog Ace (1.5) to the dog park yesterday. He approached each dog and their owner that wasn't wearing a mask and reprimanded them for being burdens on society . The rest of the park erupted in applause.
Talked to my daughter (8) about the covid situation this morning. She said “It’s just like climate change. They won’t do anything because they say it’s too expensive, but it will end up costing humans.”. She’s more correct than she knows, the parallel’s run deeper.
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BREAKING: Barstool Sports has acquired the video of Tony La Russa’s February DUI arrest
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@martymush Forgive me if this question is curt, but are you two incapable of frying an egg?.
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Game postponed. Think I might watch Hot Tub Time Machine today.
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TRY TELLING ME THIS ISNT THE SEXIEST SWING YOUVE EVER SEEN!!!
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Pat Beverly just walked into the office with two massive pizzas and a big ass tray of wings on the heels of calling us all lard asses
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BREAKING NEWS: The Barstool Chicago Crew Is Officially FULL TIME With Barstool Sports #ScoopCity
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Kid I coached for 2 years back in my “Coach Sox Dave” days just signed a pro ball contract and this was a pretty cool feeling for me
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If I did this my dad would have beaten my ass. And I would have deserved that ass beating.
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What planet am I am? He threw out a name drop of a player with 6 career bombs that played well before I was born and he wasn’t even correct anyways. Squires started 20 something games that year. Wimpy was main starter. Forgive me for not knowing that off the top of my head 🙄.
Today I learned that if you're a sports reporter, you probably shouldn't heckle @JohnCusack at a game, because he's apparently a walking encyclopedia of baseball history and it will end in a video of you getting wheeled out on a stretcher.
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😂😂😂.
Barstool Sports' Dave Williams confronts John Cusack over White Sox fandom
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This is Oscar Colas. Oscar Colas is expected to sign with the White Sox in January. Oscar Colas looks exactly how you want a baseball player to look. What a stud. Imagine him in RF next to Robert. White Sox Cuban pipeline has become a major asset
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Gotta give a quick shoutout to my sister who’s in the army. Just got off phone with her and she’s been sent from Germany to Poland to help Ukrainian refugees get settled until this shitshow is over. So shoutout to her.
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That's more than any Astros player got for the whole sign stealing scandal hahah.
Breaking: MLB has suspended Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly for eight games stemming from Tuesday night’s actions against the Astros that led to the benches clearing. Kelly will appeal the decision.
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Just a bunch of balding 30 something year olds getting Turkish hair transplants
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This is so goddamn sad, you can tell Lebron truly loved Kobe
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On my way to a new clinic for my femur extensions. Wish me luck . 5’7” to 6’2”
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The White Sox “top target” in 2024:
“The White Sox were the first team to reach out. They told me I was their top target,” said Austin Slater. Happily reunited with Ryan Fuller, Slater is hoping to reward their enthusiasm after a down season.
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Holy shit you can hear the gun shots on the broadcast. This is horrifying
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Chris Sale is so disgusting he makes hitters swing at pitches that hit them square in the knee
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Sox gotta lock this guy up through his retirement. Just the perfect piece for their rotation. I can’t believe he hasn’t already been on the south side for life, just oozes White Sox.
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I've been on the bird since July of 2012 I believe. I've seen a ton of absurd, putrid, enraging, fucked up tweets in that ~10 years. This is the worst twitter thread that's ever been created. Bar none.
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Anyone chirping @BarstoolBigCat for not having my back tonight has no idea what they’re talking about FYI, I owe my entire life to the guy and he’s step in front of traffic for anyone at Barstool Chicago.
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I love this fucking asshole. Just such a fucking prick on the mound and oozes White Sox
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I think all the Bernstein shit would blow over pretty quickly if he were just like, "ya know what? I was an asshole, I'm sorry to Eddie" . He won't though, too egotistical and so broken brained he sincerely, truly thinks he was acting not just appropriately, but maybe even nobly.
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Here is my 2022 Baseball Writers’ Association of America @baseballhall ballot. Please respect my choices
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Today we want: . - Boston and Yankees to lose .- Seattle and Toronto to win. Every team would be 91-71 if this happened, bring us ALL the chaos.
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Here are some Derek Jeter defensive statistics that will BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!! . Or they won't because you already know how overrated a baseball player he was
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Everyone on the planet other than the one dude who matters has Yermin’s back. Sickening.
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For Mayor Lightfoot to use covid as an excuse for anything at all - LET ALONE something as simple as a color guard at a funeral - a couple weeks after 100,000 people were at Lolla is infuriating. Is she trolling right now?.
Mayor Lori Lightfoot says the decision not to allow the honor guard/bagpipes at the morgue after the shooting death of Officer Ella French was due to COVID-19 protocols set by the medical examiner, and it was not a decision made by First Deputy Eric Carter.
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This is the last time I'm gonna say this: no, I didn't smoke crack last night. Or ever before.
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If you’re the guy at the duke game talking 2005 White Sox my DMs are open, I owe you an Italian beef.
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Hey carabis or however you spell it let’s set up a Sox rough n rowdy. Winner gets rights on barstool to “Sox” forever. Step up man.
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