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@JATCTravel @thedanrosen 200 years ago, you didn't have planes or trains.
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@maitlis Gaza is now calling for a ceasefire in the Commons.
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@emperoreaganite @startup_muammer So what is your logic? Just "Britain good"?
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@JeremiahDJohns IIRC California stepped in and basically forced Net Neutrality to remain through its state laws.
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@nervetoucher Society has conditioned women to overlook what should be glaring red flags as "boys will be boys".
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@PopulismUpdates We're in good hands, America
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@JATCTravel @thedanrosen I failed at Jewishness today haha.
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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@moshik_temkin He had the political majority to achieve that. Biden has to deal with Manchinema who make the threat hollow.
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@PunishedLink Anarcho-Brandonism
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@emilylhauser You blow a bunch of shofars, what do you think you'll get? A Christian?
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@TrueSlazac The symbol in the middle is explicitly Islamic and associated with Khomeini. I think a secular Iran would want to move on from it
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@C_Stroop To the press, women's bodily autonomy is just part of the game, same as minority rights. They will report this as "touchdown red team", not "disaster for human rights".
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@ZacharyZane_ @michaelharriot Could you link the column? Lots of men with carpal tunnel could use it
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@horrormarxist @artisanrocky Nick Fuentes is a self-proclaimed Nazi.
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@DelbertGSeasons @JATCTravel @thedanrosen Do not pass go, do not collect gefilte fish.
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@LBJapologist_ This should absolutely be illegal, and probably was against the TOS before you-know-who bought this app
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@aziz0nomics They refused to accept fuel aid into Shifa hospital. Anyone who supports Hamas cannot claim to defend Palestinian lives.
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Two types of people have heard of Cop City: 1) Terminally online activist lefties 2) People who, due to being terminally online and/or in academia, are exposed to group 1. Group 1 is very small. Group 2 is also small, and doesn't actually care about Cop City.
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Your brain is broken if you sincerely believe Cop City is a major political issue, you ridiculous losers
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@PunishedLink "At least 3" remains such a chad answer. Non-binary affirming in a matter-of-course, nonchalant way.
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@feraljokes Swing voter who moves from side to side as needed to ensure an exact tied vote.
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@VoxYehudi @EladNehorai @AuschwitzMuseum Being "verified" doesn't actually mean anything anymore. It just means you pay. Keep up, champ.
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@PritzkerForPrez Answer the call of the Great Khan. Some things are only once in a lifetime
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@real_defender @POTUS Support for Israel doesn't cleanse you of antisemitism.
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@cloud_spotted @KetuAlbrecht Why would you type in British English as an American lmao
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@PunishedLink Begging Palestinian activists to find better heroes.
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@Hoofball_69 @dakaner He basically let robocalls go totally unregulated
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@thealthype @humphrey2121 @whstancil And those highways are also funded by out of staters in our current model. The five people who live in Wyoming didn't pay the taxes that built those highways
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@PunishedLink Years of austerity finally coming back to bite them in the ass as an underpaid public sector lashes out during inflation.
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@lefttwick I hate that every single kind of asshole on this site is like "Democrats can win power in Tennessee if they just do exactly what I say". Usually there's at least one faction that doesn't delude itself.
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@yadineldar1 @Larryismydog10 @EdMarkey Interestingly, the representative of that district, @RepSarbanes , is a leading co-sponsor of the For The People Act, which would ban gerrymanders like his own district. So, yes, Dems are willing to throw out Dem gerrymanders too. That's called having principles.
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Our media are actual Nazis
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UPDATE: Medical Examiner Confirms Bullhorn Blow to the Head Caused Pro-Israel Demonstrator Paul Kessler's Death Judge rules enough evidence for anti-Israel protestor and Moorpark College professor Loay Alnaji to go on trial for manslaughter.
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@ParsitanPick L take. The amazon is such a critical factor
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@jasrifootball @RichEisenShow Rivers backing up Purdy would've been real handy.
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@PopulismUpdates He doesn't have enough engineers left to bring it back.
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@ringostarrmusic Nooooooo, Ringo, NFTs are a scam. Don't do this!
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@nameshiv 9:53 AM. Don't show up at an exact round hour because that looks too try-hard.
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@gaslightyourmom @SwannMarcus89 I can't believe he's Jamaal Bowman's long-lost brother.
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The solution to dealing with a human shield is not to shoot through the human shield. It appears in this latest strike, Israel did just shoot through the human shield. Bad. Very bad.
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"Permanent ceasefire" is not a thing. You're calling for a peace treaty, you're just too retarded to realize that.
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@caseyjflores @therealjimteal You realize you're taking all the broke poverty-stricken states, right?
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@3YearLetterman
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The UK has zero presidents and zero SEC championships
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@sorellemark @deanbphillips @RobertKennedyJr RFK Jr is a virulent antisemite and a conspiracy theorist.
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@srulif @JustLuai The first step must be theirs. They need to step upp and take on the warmongers, to build something new. Until then, we can't be asked to place our trust again.
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What is a genuinely sad political moment?
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What is a genuinely sad political moment? (Not including assassinations or wars). ( @BrandonPresley )
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@LombardiHimself Just sign Gould already.
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@jamandabop More on-the-nose example
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@ya3ili @GABAGOOLMODER את אשכרה אומרת לי שאלה קיבלו החלטה נכונה?
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@lilithsdatura @Aleshakills Oh, this one is a Nazi meme? I didn't realize, but probably should've assumed as much.
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@merovingians @HolmesJosh He's coping. It's very hard to be a Republican when you squandered a wave year.
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@AndyPeacock999 @laufer_dan By putting more made-up NATO bases *inside* Russia, that seems to be where you started
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Happy pride month everybody
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@RuralLeftie98 Isn't this Jim Justice?
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@GalenMetzger1 We - the left - have gone too far in coddling religious radicals, just because they aren't Christian radicals.
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@johnnyrdnck @russophileLs He's right, because the people bringing up Putin are right. We need NATO to defend against dangerous dictators - like Putin.
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Important 🧵 If you're a progressive Christian, you need to call the duck a duck. It hurts, it sucks, I get it, but it doesn't suck nearly as hard as the consequences of Christian nationalism.
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The problem with Christian fundamentalism and Christian nationalism is not that it's too Jewish.
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@RamotControl @JakeSherman She was for Kevin from the start. May or may not be sharing his bed
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@SwannMarcus89 Classic instance of this meme
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@PunishedLink Nixon as the liberal candidate. What a thing that would've been.
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@NickTagliaferro @nikicaga If you're less effective than the one-seat trifectas of the Midwest, something's deeply wrong with you
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@peterpalmer901 @sumlenny Advice from a private citizen is not the same as governments imposing language. We as private citizens have a right to demand of our news outlets not to use Moscow's preferred terminology.
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@HowidyHamza @bitney_spears @aziz0nomics @afalkhatib Unfortunately Hamza, SJP is a pro-terror, anti-peace outfit.
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@leftistlitwick I love these people who will be like "the libs are fascists who will commit trans genocide, we need a revolution", meanwhile the most effective trans advocates are Gretchen Whitmer and Tim Walz, who are doing it because the wine moms voted very hard.
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@ZacharyZane_ @michaelharriot (and when I say lots I mean me)
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I love how the current leftist position is "if you are at all concerned by the organization that slaughtered, raped, and kidnapped over 1000 Jews, you're crazy".
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POV: you’re a Zionist in NYC when the earthquake hit.
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Violence against women is somehow a main thesis of antizionism
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Never stand with Israel.
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@Malcolm_fleX48 @mtgreenee Being able to do pull-ups says nothing about one's mental capacity.
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@ParsitanPick I dunno. 1) Climate is existential and precedes everything in my mind 2) Bolsonaro wasn't a whole lot better
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@disntr Have you heard of the Crusades?
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@academic_la This is why Gantz and Eizenkot wanted to strike on Saturday night. The window to do it with international acceptance was thin and is now closed.
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@keithedwards There is a double standard for women's appearances, but we're not here talking about haircuts or heels or skirts. We're talking about Sinema dressing like Elton John, in a place where even Elton John wouldn't dress like Elton John.
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@cloud_spotted @KetuAlbrecht Suburban sprawl doesn't hold up well in quakes lmao
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@leftistlitwick He knows it wasn't really the Ossimp stuff that got him his first term, and he knows it's not what will get him his second.
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@academic_la Boxing out Qatar from the postwar process is, in my eyes, an unmitigated good. As far as I'm concerned there's three countries that should have NOTHING to do with it - Qatar, China, and Russia.
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@Caoimhin_KSean @KevinSixx13 The problem is that a nutjob can drive to one of your red shithole states and buy a gun there.
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It will surprise no one to hear this is fake news.
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Israel announces plans to construct Jewish settlements in Gaza with an investment of $5 billion USD.
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@JaMikeyMike @JeremiahDJohns This is a nice way of saying you don't understand how much influence CA law has over the tech sector.
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@Prolemasses The good deals turned down, in order of how good they were for Palestinians are: 1. The 1947 partition 2. The Camp David/Taba offers from Barak 3. The Annapolis conference plans ... A moldy ham sandwich and some lint ... Trump's plan
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@oranicuhh @ahlexmk I don't think you know what it is to be 600 lbs. It's an actual, severe disability. It's not like 300lbs, which is still unhealthy but you can at least run and jump if you work at it.
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@SpecialPuppy1 Dem establishment's ideas of candidate quality are still stuck in the 90s. They're looking for lab-grown polished types like Lamb.
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@ya3ili @GABAGOOLMODER את אשכרה אומרת לי שאלה קיבלו החלטה נכונה?
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@SwannMarcus89 The Bushnell thing was hilarious because it happened three days before the Super Bowl. The new overtime rules got more attention than he did. Steve Spagnuolo got more attention.
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Headline written by actual fucking Nazis. Hamas does not own those bodies.
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@Jakehog33 @saltersl @KEL0818 Charissa Thompson admitted to doing sideline reports the same way George Santos tells his life story.
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That was the British mandate government.
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“I swear to be loyal to the Government of Palestine." Signed by Jews emigrating from Europe to Palestine in the 1930s.
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@daturatea @EladNehorai Yeah, he just took over from Random Undergrad Outside of a Hillel in UCLA. She, in turn, rotated with Random Deli Owner
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@C_Stroop It is sad to think how many of these big systemic issues might've been avoided if we'd actually carried out Reconstruction. Andrew Johnson and Rutherford Hayes - underrated villains. (I'm not being sarcastic, I genuinely believe this)
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@PunishedLink At this point I'll even take Arafat. Sure, he was also violent, but at least he got meaningful geopolitical gains and nominally accepted peace.
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@lkevdb Remember Pennsylvania in 2020? So, that's the foundation. Early results were pro-Erdogan, with anti-Erdogan ballots from the city coming late. On top of that, the state broadcaster stopped updating results when Erdogan slipped below 50%. (1/2)
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@rasmansa @hasidic_1 Frankly, even if they do claim that country, they're not the ones running it. They're not the ones committing the crime. You wouldn't harass a random American on the street over the fucked-up things America does, either.
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