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I'm going NOALGO in May. No unrelenting streams of engagement bait shot at me by opaque algorithms for a whole month. What will I learn?
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@fasc1nate I got you
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Immediately after the gavel drops and this Banksy is sold for ~$1 million, a remotely activated shredder concealed inside the frame reduces the artwork into to ribbons. Absolutely brilliant.
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@BrandonStraka I mean, he shouldn't be punished... it's not like he walked into a government building and prayed before peaceably exiting.
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@_evelynrae @philthatremains I don't like any of the words in this sentence.
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For my #lefties who know the struggle, happy International Left Handers Day!
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@23lsIand @fasc1nate a fresh pair of undies, hopefully.
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@_RoscoeSteele @shoe0nhead "I'm going to be that one isolated dot on the chart that everyone asks about."
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Wooden Club Capable of Smashing Baby Foxes Stolen from Baseball Stadium
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3D printer capable of making 'ghost gun' parts stolen from MTA railyard
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Is it weird that a bunch of random people outside Area 51 chanting "CLAP THEM CHEEKS" significantly restores my faith in humanity? #StormingArea51
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@jnyboy the shortest IQ test
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@RollingStone Hey, remember when everything he said happened and we were all there for it?
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@jdpoc @longi1974 False. Those two individuals attacked a teen carrying a rifle who lawfully used it to defend himself. Video recorded, eyewitnessed and adjudicated in court.
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@MKBHD I can still hear it.
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@POTUS None of your stuff worked, and neither would a pretend "assault weapons" ban. 🙄
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@RealPatrickWebb Best day of his life.
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@DocStrangelove2 This lady would struggle to lift her extra hot Austrian goat milk double-half-caf-half-decaf-soy milk cappuccino, but disarming a grown man would be a breeze.
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@BGOnTheScene you can practically see this guy from space. are they even trying?
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@117unionjack @pine_tree_riots there's one in every thread
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@mchooyah I got a hole in one at my local mini golf place once LISTEN TO ME
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@real_lord_miles Lord Miles is speed running a locked Wikipedia page.
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@missgreyday @Srirachachau "people can't talk about things in principle if they haven't lived perfectly." - very smart people
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@POTUS You should sit this one out.
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@healthbyjames no one is this stupid on accident.
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@cbarcotv this soul is trapped in the glass. saw it on black mirror.
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@saltpork545 @BrandiLynn4Ever @IwriteOK I built something like this out of stuff you can buy in airports back in 2013. Instead of igniting powder, a heating element from a hair dryer popped a condom full of water, which mixed with lithium metal, causing an rapid, exothermic reaction.
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@MarkFos32617741 @TheOmniLiberal "she was asking for it" guy is here
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@NeilSteinberg guns don't cause harm by default, while the production of child sexual abuse material (CSAM) does *necessarily.* this comparison is only possible if you haven't spent more than 60 seconds thinking it through or you're profoundly stupid-- like, box full of hammers stupid.
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@AmeliaLouiseP1 @MsBlaireWhite positioning blockers as the yin to suicide's yang is wildly dishonest.
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@BillboardChris @4wd4rd hug your constitution, kids.
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@FenixAmmunition Nan is gonna need the nozzle for her garden hose back at some point.
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@RickyLe80284150 BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST WAIT AND LET THE CARJACKER DROP YOU AND THE KIDS OFF, SUSAN?
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@NotoriousPBG "Instantly sterilize a grown man from a half a mile or your money back!"
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I am categorically okay with this. 😊
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@EdKrassen just say you like bloated, ineffective bureaucracy and go.
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The ATF, directed by the current administration, is moving to prohibit the practice of building firearms for personal use. This effort will ultimately fail. Here's why.
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@RBReich @RBReich 's claims fall apart under the hint of scrutiny; his tweets are not for the well-informed.
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@sbcountysheriff Imagine loading up in this goofy shitwagon to go take someone's 3d printer. 🤣🤣🤣 What a disgraceful display.
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@SCPDHq why did you take the glock mat?
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@JeffMor31278901 @JoJoFromJerz For this sign to make any sense, either the gun illustration should be a hand or the womb should be a baby.
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@RealBobtheorc @prageru I would also like to vote for Bobtheorc's grandmother.
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@davidhogg111 I bet we could analyze his tweets and figure out the exact day he started getting paid to say this nonsense.
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@vegastarr you do understand that's not wind eminating from the explosion, right?
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@ASIAMTWEET @cctvidiots hey man, leave invisible chair guy out of this.
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@gunpolicy *opens constitution* ctrl+f "spirit of aloha" "0 results found."
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@_clovisky @BornAKang at least this way being behind bars won't be a completely unfamiliar feeling.
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@QTRBlackGarrett @TwitterMoments if they didn't, how could anyone win at softball?
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@mmpadellan I'll take "false dilemmas" for $200, Alex.
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@FPWellman @AmmoMfg but how did you manage to do all that and still be completely wrong? 😂
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@carronJphillips > Y'all Why are you appropriating southern culture, Carron? I think I'm going to write an article about this.
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@dpakman This is your 87th tweet about "just how boring those silly twitter files are."
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@voxdotcom y'all should consider hiring some adults.
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@palmettoarmory We all just finished.
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@Tetris_Chemist @AdamCohen538 @kevinroose @PhillyD here, some people came up with a word for it:
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@GIFFORDS_org @bradybuzz Oh look, the people going after your right to self-defense are also going after your right to complain about it.
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@ecomarxi @TheOmniLiberal Except no one suggested protesting is bad... he's saying Bushnell's strategy was unwarranted. Are we not allowed to evaluate that objectively?
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@davidhogg111 lol karen
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@GarandThumb1 Eliminate our reliance on gun manufacturers.
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@muffley_merkin @davenewworld_2 please keep this demented mind rot contained in your city. 👍
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Crazy idea, but what if the Tesla Cybertruck could be primed and painted?
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@JonKendall2 @mikehenrybro @SethMacFarlane to be fair, I think we've all been there.
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@NewslineCO it's hilarious and sad you think you have the moral authority necessary to shame anyone for anything. 😂
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@votevets how about ukrainian civilians?
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@Out5p0ken you must be terrified at concerts.
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@kylegriffin1 This claim does not hold up to scrutiny. There are nations with similar rates of civilian gun ownership that do not have these issues. The question is whether or not you have the courage to figure out why.
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@krassenstein @kai_dogecoin Now do taking over six city blocks in Seattle, including a police station.
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@FiveTimesAugust @cliftonaduncan some people actually believe this.
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@theprism89 @JoeBiden feeling strong, jonathan?
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@AC360 @DrLeanaWen after all this, does anyone actually still believe these people faithfully represent "science?"
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@RockefellerInst whoa, good job on your report or whatever. 👍 here's a gun made out of a cutting board.
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@MarkHerringVA It's not a loophole, mark.
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@AGCast4 remember... no russian.
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@itsadamnshana @AlexThomp she somehow manages to be condescending by default.
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@esaagar This was tweeted by a cardigan with elbow patches.
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@MattDursh It's a bad occasion to be learning about bridges, but thank you for the informative thread!
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@GMA If the Academy had any principles whatsoever, this dude shouldn't have still been in the building to receive his award.
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@GIFFORDS_org Why would we pay for propaganda?
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@NuanceBro "fortify" is the term he's searching for.
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@markyarm the etymology of "en dash" is gonna blow your mind
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@krassenstein I hope, for your sake, you're paid by the ratio. 😂
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@ZeddiePdot @goodguyjohnn @OccupyDemocrats and last week they literally weren't.
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My daughter (who is six) finished telling us a story at dinner, followed by, "if you liked this story, click here to subscribe." I'll be cancelling our internet first thing tomorrow morning, naturally. We had a good run everybody.
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@Gazille88 @Asmongold this is also why a lot of people didn't get the covid jab, coincidentally.
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@BK_McCallum Anti-gun folks didn't learn from Ukraine, so they won't learn from this.
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@ATFHQ "laws" ...there's that word again.
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@GarandThumb1 yeah okay SENSIBLE 👏 GUN 👏 CONTROL 👏 NOW 👏
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