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Husband. Father. Songwriter. Music available on iTunes/Amazon/Spotify 🇺🇸

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@FiveTimesAugust
Five Times August
7 months
"Ain't No Rock and Roll" by Five Times August is OUT NOW from @basterecords wherever digital music is sold/stream! Get it today: 🎶
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@FiveTimesAugust
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Nobody is afraid of gay people. Have you considered the possibility, though, that the vast majority of America is just exhausted of an obnoxious, self absorbed, entitled, narcissistic, confused and angry rainbow cult religion being shoved down our families throats every single…
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When your book report on space is due and you didn’t do any of it…
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Nobody cares that you're gay. Nobody is scared of you being trans. What people are sick of is the disgustingly obsessive propaganda and programming that is pushed through every form of media by every major corporation in an attempt to confuse young minds not old enough to…
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Does everybody basically feel the same way right now? Is there a looming “end times” vibe in the air?
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@eltonofficial Know what saddens me? Artists like you who kept silent these last few years in the face of world wide tyranny. You had a chance to stand against the establishment like a true rock and roller but instead you joined the regime. Shame on you and every other artist who followed suite
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@FiveTimesAugust
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Isn’t it great we live in a world where Cardi B’s WAP can be a number one hit song while 80 year old children’s books are being canceled? We’ve finally got our priorities in order, haven’t we?
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Two videos posted within a couple of hours of each other. I mean… you tell me what’s going on here… 🧐
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@FiveTimesAugust
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Dear Covidians - look, we get it. You bought the lie hook, line, and sinker and it's hard to accept you were bamboozled. You social distanced for no reason, masked up for no reason, cut off friends and family for no reason. Told them they were murderers who'd die on ventilators…
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@FiveTimesAugust
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Just a reminder this is what terrorism looked like a year ago
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“So what’s charging the batteries right now? What’s the source of electricity?” … wait for it …
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E Jean Carroll: $83.3 Million Jeffrey Epstein Victims: $0
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Our military is, umm… not looking serious at the present moment.
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@FiveTimesAugust
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3 years
For your health and safety
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@elonmusk You have the ability right now to pardon important figures like Dr. Malone and Dr. McCullough and give them their accounts back here... they are crucial voices to the conversation about Covid... why are they still suspended?
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The CDC officially agrees with conspiracy theorists from the year 2020. Funny how that worked out.
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It was all a sham… 😂 🤡
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@FiveTimesAugust
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Just a reminder of how dumb it all was.
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Keep sharing this until everyone in the United States has watched it.
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@FiveTimesAugust
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WHO DOES THIS?
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Everybody applauding frozen bank accounts and arresting peaceful unarmed protestors right now… you do realize you’re next right?
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2 years
Here’s the two videos back and forth. Pay attention to his physical appearance and his voice. Again, both supposedly from today, both only a few hours apart. What the hell is happening here? 🧐
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Save this video, you’re going to need it.
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Masks didn't work, jabs weren't effective, super spreaders were never a thing, Ivermectin is now an approved treatment, and the unvaccinated are still here hanging out doing fine. Boy oh boy, some of you guys sure got bamboozled by The Science™ and The Experts™, didn't ya??
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So let me get this straight… the FBI went after Mike Lindell, a pillow salesman, faster than they did for any single associate of Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s network of sex traffickers?
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Imagine working at Starbucks, not wanting the vaccine, then complying with their policy in order to keep your job... then finding out today that they no longer require you to have the vaccine. 🤦‍♂️
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Didn’t ask for evidence when they told you to social distance. You just did it. Didn’t ask for evidence when they told you to stay home for two weeks. You just did it. Didn’t ask for evidence when they told you to mask up. You just did it. Didn’t ask for evidence when they told…
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When is your formal apology being issued @piersmorgan ?
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An Open Letter to Dolly Parton : Hi @DollyParton , A few years back you donated one million dollars to Vanderbilt University and their COVID-19 research. That money helped fund early-stage vaccine research conducted with @moderna_tx for the safety of their covid shot. Later…
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Them: “Listen to the experts!!” Joe Rogan: “Ok here, I did an interview with an expert.” Them: “Boo!! Take Joe Rogan off Spotify!!”
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The "unvaccinated" already passed our test. We lived through what was supposedly the most deadly pandemic of our life time, and none of us regret not getting that shot. People forget the message was this: "Obey and comply or you are going to die from this virus." -- that was it.…
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@GretaThunberg @penguinpress How many trees did it take to print these books? Did you offset it by planting more? Did you use sustainable beetjuice ink to print the words? Why didn't you just keep it digital? Wouldn't that have been better for the planet? So many questions...
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This sounds familiar…
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It’s absolutely ridiculous that if you’re not from the United States you have to show proof of being “fully vaccinated” to enter while there are a flood of unvaccinated migrants coming in illegally at the border. So messed up.
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Just a reminder this is how close it got.
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How stupid do you have to be to accept a “vaccine” in exchange for a donut?
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All you had to do was open your eyes.
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So... 80s/90s kids... how does it feel watching everything you loved growing up whither away and die under the woke agenda? I'm pretty numb to it at this point.
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I remember when the vax cards came out and people were like “hurray! two shots to get my life back!!” and I was like “you realize they put four spaces on there for a reason, right?” and they were like “You’re an idiot!” and now those same people are on their fourth and fifth…
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It’s not that hard to understand.
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@PamKeithFL People in the Twin Towers on 9/11 had to make the decision to either die in a burning building or jump to their death. How many people had to make that decision on January 6th?
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What better way to say “We’re not grooming kids!” Than parading down the street in front of kids bare ass naked as a famous cartoon character? 🤷‍♂️
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Hey Covidians. Your social distancing saved no one. Your mask saved no one. Your second mask definitely saved no one. Your first shot saved no one. That second shot didn’t either. Your “updated” boosters haven’t saved anyone and they will continue not saving anyone. Not only did…
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Hey @PeterHotez want to know why so many people want you to debate RFK Jr? Because the world just wants a debate. After the last three years the entire world is owed it. Want to know why? Because we never got it. Stooges like you and Fauci were given a free pass with the…
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Just a reminder you can sue @McDonalds if the coffee is too hot but you can't sue @pfizer if their "safe and effective" shot injures you or kills your child.
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Hi there @oliviarodrigo I know it’s been a minute since you posted this pic with @POTUS while visiting the @WhiteHouse to help push the Covid shot to young people. Seemed really important to you at the time so I just wanted to give you a heads up that there’s now a shockingly…
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Spot on 😂
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@elonmusk Now do the suspended doctors, scientists, and medical professionals Now do the suspended doctors, scientists, and medical professionals Now do the suspended doctors, scientists, and medical professionals Now do the suspended doctors, scientists, and medical professionals
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Worldwide.
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Just so I understand the current rules… if you post a gif of a black person but you’re white it’s called “digital blackface” and if you’re not Italian you shouldn’t be able to voice Super Mario in a cartoon… BUT… if you are a man tucking his junk between his legs and you wear…
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This press conference with Butler, Ohio County Sheriff Rick Jones is a million times more important than the Super Bowl. Everybody needs to watch, download, share, and make sure you are prepared.
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Nobody regrets not getting the "vaccine."
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@POTUS There’s no possible recreational justification for having a 100 year old sack of crap as a President yet here we are. 🤷‍♂️
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Just so we’re clear on this… Neil Young pulled his music from Spotify over the seriousness of @joerogan spreading “dangerous misinformation” … but now that this “dangerous misinformation” is on even more platforms Young has decided to, no, not to pull his music from the other…
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Just a reminder two years ago @JustinTrudeau called this terrorism
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They were willing to take your kids away over it. Think about that. Take all the time you need. #CrimesAgainstHumanity
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@RepAdamSchiff @RepMarkTakano Adam Schiff posting lies is up 100%
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@elonmusk @johnrich BREAKING: “Homeless man buys Twitter”
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“Stay home save lives” was a lie “We’re in this together” was a lie “Two weeks to slow the spread” was a lie “Masks help prevent the spread” was a lie “Super spreader events” was a lie “The vaccine is a dead end for Covid” was a lie “You’re not going to get Covid if you have…
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@GretaThunberg @penguinpress How are these books shipped? Truck? Plane? Electric Car? What's the carbon footprint to get from warehouse to bookstore? How many trees to make the boxes they're packed in? How much oil is used in the machinery to print the books? So many questions...
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I can’t get over the fact the entire world’s population just sat through four straight years of crimes against humanity and people are just like “meh, moving on…”
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Follow me here... - Elon buys Twitter - Everyone celebrates "free speech" again - Earns trust of the people - Brings on Yaccarino - Changes name to X - X to become the "everything app" for chat, purchases, and entertainment. - Yaccarino now discussing a social credit score under…
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Just a reminder it went from "two weeks to slow the spread" to "two years locked inside your house reporting your neighbors." It went from "one mask" to "two masks" to "masks can come off if you get the shot" to "put it back on even after the shot." It went from Johnson and…
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Still feel this way @chrisrock ?
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You still good with this @GeorgeTakei ?
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People literally read articles telling them to be dumb and not ask questions and they were like “Sure, okay.”
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“Excited next year could mean vaccines!” - Bill Gates in December 2019 🤔 It’s almost like these people knew something big was coming…
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@JustinTrudeau Imagine letting the entire world watch you dig your own grave.
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You can worship the Covid shot all you want. Share any graphs and data you believe are true. Keep going back for your boosters if you need it. Call anti-vaxxers crazy and dangerous if it makes you feel smart. The fact remains, and will continue to remain, that regardless of any…
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Covid was the great revealer. It revealed who your true friends were. It revealed what kind of person you are. It undoubtedly revealed the massive corruption in government and media. It revealed the amount of propaganda we are subject to in order to sway and control our emotions.…
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@MattWalshBlog I like how at the end this person just shrugs and turns around… because even though you clearly stated what is factually true… it still doesn’t matter to them. That’s the biggest problem we are facing right now as a whole. Truth does not matter to so many people.
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Imagine kicking out a patient’s family and friends in favor of this instead and believing you made the right decision.
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Shame on every single artist or band that required proof of vax or negative testing to attend your concert. You used your platform to alienate and segregate half your audience, and most of you ended up canceling shows because of positive tests anyway. You owe your fans an apology
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Don’t ever forget these people. Howard Stern went from talk radio rebel to big pharma shill. This was the hill @sternshow chose to die on so, let it be.
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THINK FOR ONE DAMN SECOND.
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Testing… testing… this is a picture of a man… testing… testing…
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Guys. Seriously, stop being ridiculous. There's no weird global agenda attempting to keep us all fearful slaves you conspiracy nuts. So what if inside of three years we went from a pre-planned pandemic that attempted to lock down, mask up, and jab up every single man, woman, and…
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@babystorme_ File Under: “Everybody who doesn’t let me do whatever I want is racist” 🥴
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Yea man totally. Christianity is 100% being shoved down everyone's throat. All those corporate brands changing their logos to include the cross during Christian pride month. All those libraries hosting Bible Story Hour. All those weirdo Christian elementary school teachers…
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@FiveTimesAugust Man imagine how people feel about Christianity being forced down everyone's throat. Especially in a country where we are free to believe or disbelieve yet all that we see daily is attempts to force Christianity on everyone.
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Two thousand year old vampire stumbles over his speech for total world domination.
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Yes, "horse paste" was a lie... Just like social distancing was a lie. Just like "we're in this together" was a lie. Just like two weeks to slow the spread was a lie. Just like super spreaders was a lie. Just like masking was a lie. Just like "it came from bats" was a lie.…
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An inch becomes a mile. It will NEVER be enough for them. - 2 weeks became 2 years - 1 mask became 2 masks - 1-2 shots and done became 3 + boosters indefinitely - "Just for the elderly" is now "for all the babies" WAKE UP! STAND UP! DO NOT COMPLY!
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@robreiner We get it Rob
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Daily Reminder
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So I just saw Sound of Freedom… no mention or hint of Qanon or adrenochrome like the left insists… 🤔 I don’t even know how you would align this movie as “right wing.” At bare minimum it was a generally good movie with an important message. The low life “journalists” and…
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Imagine gifting all your weapons to one of your biggest enemies and thinking you ended a war.
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Dear Covidians, Repeat after me... "I'm sorry I called you a selfish anti-science grandma murderer." "I was way out of line and let the media, government, and big pharma companies manipulate my emotions through a massive coordinated propaganda campaign." "I see now why you…
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@POTUS Ban assault vaccines.
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Four years ago people were walking around wearing cut up bras on their face and big water jugs on their head. They just willingly did this. And they legitimately believed it was smart and protecting them from something. These same people would later be confidently mocking others…
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I've stood on stage with the #VaccineInjured - I've heard their stories. I've seen the pain they're in. It's time to stop ignoring them. It's time to stop pretending they don't exist. Shame on everyone who's turned a blind eye.
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The @CDCgov now says to treat Covid like the flu. Just a reminder…
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@WaltDisneyCo How about you stand up for the rights and safety of your most vulnerable demographic and vet your employees better first and foremost? Seems to be a reoccurring problem with your company…
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I'll tell you what I didn't do. I didn't call all my friends and family who didn't get the shot selfish murderers. I never told them to stop talking to me or that they couldn't visit me anymore. I didn't report my neighbors for having more than ten guests over. I didn't try and…
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Say what you will about the music I make… I never had to shake my ass like a stripper, dress like a gay whore, or bow down to Satan to get people to listen to it. 🤷‍♂️ 🎶
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Explain this to me like I'm five.
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Remember when Melinda Gates was like “Argh, my husband’s involvement with Jeffrey Epstein was too much for me, that’s one of the reasons we’re divorcing” and the media was like “That’s great we’ll just pretend you never said that and not look into it any further.” 🤔
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Hi @BillGates I wrote a song for you. Please RT!! #GatesBehindTheBars
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Friendships destroyed. Jobs lost. Families torn apart. Divorces. Custody battles. OVER COVID VACCINATION STATUS. A jab in the arm that didn't do a damn thing they promised it would do. Lives completely ruined by empty promises and evil intentions, and the morons who enabled it…
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Remember when nasty celebrities like @GeorgeTakei wanted hospitals to prioritize patients based on vax status even though the shot wasn’t doing jack shit? I do.
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Don’t ever forget these people
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