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host of two dads in tech podcast β€’ sales @beehiiv β€’ I married up + am father to 2 incredible boys β€’ I make newsletters + podcasts + memes + talk about health

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@snotwurst420 Weekend total cost: $83,000.
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Sleep for 8 hours. Work for 8 hours. That’s only 12 hours out of 24. You still have another 16 hours to execute more on your startup's marketing, product, distribution, and sales strategy. Time is not the issue.
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@soren_iverson Pay $1 to blink.
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1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this but go throw away the box your Macbook came in.
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People pay $6,500/m for a studio apartment in NYC. Meanwhile, I pay $2,198/m for this in Charleston, SC. Remote work has completely changed what's possible.
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@MrBeast Hey Jimmy does your fiance that know you’re MrBeast?.
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Brian Chesky just launched β€œIcons” for Airbnb but failed to acknowledge that at some point in the last few years he became an absolute unit.
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Twitter’s new animation is insane
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@0xgaut After you pay to suspend a user
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If the Kanas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl tonight, I’ll give every single person who likes this post $10,000.
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@ChrisJBakke Exactly the opposite in Charleston. Exactly two total exchanges every year. One to confirm renewal and the other to confirm last cut of the year.
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@soren_iverson Wake up or your phone will dial 911.
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My mortgage payment is $2,230.86 per month. I went to apply for a home equity loan to get a new roof ($15,000). The refinance rate was 2x my current mortgage rate, which made my proposed new mortgage $3,178 per month. No one under 20 is going to be able to buy a house.
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@zachpogrob @JakeHeyen i hate this with an extreme passion.
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@HighyieldHarry Most people in tech don’t live past 39.
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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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@georainbolt Bro memorized Earth.
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Sam Altman just updated his LinkedIn profile as β€œOpen To Work”. This should get interesting.
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@X Currently at X headquarters watching you post on the X account.
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If someone handed you $100,000 but you have to stop eating for a whole day would you do it?.
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@gregisenberg 100% black mirror and sad to me that humans feel so invalidated by other humans that this medium becomes a successful venture.
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.@Cooopahtroopa gets thousands of likes for saying β€œmusic NFTs” on Twitter so i’m gonna try it. Music NFTs.
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@soren_iverson not even chaotic they need to implement this immediately.
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@GuyDealership I do this while I’m driving on the freeway for a bit of fun.
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The old way to write a newsletter:.- writer's block.- takes hours.- spelling mistakes.- only one language.- boring tone of voice.- costs way too much money. The new way to write a newsletter:.- @beehiiv's AI writing assistant.- instantly translate into 7 languages.- write an.
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Zuck | Height: 5'7 | Weight: 154 lbs.Elon: | Height: 6'4 | Weight: 213 lbs. Who's winning?
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@elonmusk Elon you should just buy the United States.
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@sweatystartup My family and I are on our way to church in the new commuter we just got
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@0xgaut that was AI??? my wife and i loved it. finished the season tonight
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@anothercohen I did the math and due to inflation your networth is actually $19.
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@GuyDealership Was looking at Sequioas today coincidentally.
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This is what $500k buys you in Charleston, SC (Folly Beach) . 8,200 sq feet, 3.5 acres, full time staff for pool and yard.
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@MrBeast "you should see the other guy". the other guy:
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@todayyearsoldig This is objectively wrong. If you’re not whipping the bag into the air at least 3-4 times to get that clean *slap* sound you’re not doing it right.
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That was a first. Person scheduled a call. Didn't show up. But their AI notetaker did. ? . What am I supposed to do? I'm not prepared for this.
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@0xgaut Just hire an engineer to take the code and rewrite it for you so it works.
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I have decided that I will become a runner. To all the runners out there:. 1. Is runner’s high real or have I been lied to?. 2. How long will it take for me to look cool and not like a beached whale gasping for air?.
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For those of you telling me to do the math
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A newly married couple just moved in two doors down from me in Charleston. They paid $279,998 with 3% down on this home, and their monthly payment is only $1,642!. The world is changing.
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@greg16676935420 Whoa you’re right, I just verified
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@nikitabier AIM, and then I would keep it till the days of Slack/Discord and be 15 years ahead
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i’m literally shaking right now
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@greg16676935420 Yeah I just checked and you’re right
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@nikitabier Return policy states you cannot return it after posting on X about owning it (read the fine print).
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Twitter Blue will succeed if they add the following features:. 1. DM anyone you want (can be called β€œInMail”). 2. See the top companies those who searched for you work for. 3. Ability to give and receive recommendations . 4. An easy way to apply to jobs (call it β€œEasy Apply”).
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@greg16676935420 greg waiting for a whole hour in front of this vending machine
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@anothercohen Could you elaborate on step number 2? I have the 9-5 and $10m in cash but I feel like my avocado toast is a huge limiting factor right now.
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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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@X I follow you 200 times, what does that make me.
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@ChrisJBakke I’m the former head of Google Meet ($11.8M TC). In 2009 we first started developing the feature you now see in Google Meets where if you β€œthumbs up” at the camera, a fun little β€œthumbs up” will appear, animated and cute, on your screen. It went into QA in 2017 and finally.
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I’m bullish on @LinksDAO for a few reasons. 1. I love golf. ⛳️ β€’πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ. 2. I love NFTs, DAOs, and community governance. But those reasons pale in comparison to . 3. The LinksDAO team is unbelievable. 20 years from now history books will be discussing LinksDAO’s success.
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First half marathon is tomorrow.
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@TurnerNovak i just double checked and you’re right that’s crazy
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When the sales team closes a massive deal by promising features that don’t exist yet.
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my bank account after my first startup succeeded 8 years ago. β€’ living on and off of private jets.β€’ Amex Centurion obsessed with me. @austin_rief called me and asked if I could build something for Morning Brew. I lied and said yes, then never talked to him again.
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I was waiting for this to be tweeted. We’re all just trying to do our jobs. If it makes you feel better, I also subscribed to your newsletter too, Nathan. Twitter and the internet would be a better place if we all stopped acting like there is a moral superior high ground. You.
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@tibo_maker So far today they are signing up for Kit newsletters en masse and then replying to the welcome email with a pitch to switch. 50+ newsletters so far today.
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What have I become?
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Someone applied to a job at beehiiv and put this on their application lol
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@0xgaut You obviously didn’t see the Philadelphia cream cheese or you wouldn’t have said that.
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I did itβ€” my first half marathon. If you’ve been following my journey, you know how big of a deal this was for me. Crossing the finish line was extremely emotional. 2024 will be a year I remember for the rest of my life.
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.@bryan_johnson are you solving this?
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I discovered a huge hole in the market: AI. I am going to launch the first AI focused newsletter.
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The real ones know
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The Boeing CEO stepping down
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1/ Everything you need to know to get started in web3 and NFTs:.
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This morning my family of 3 became a family of 4. I’m a proud father of 2 boys and happy as a clam.
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I'm going to launch a local newsletter. My goal is to generate $100k in side income within 12 months. Here's how I'm gonna do it:. 1. Weekly, high level bullet points for events, what’s happening, what you missed, etc. 2. Three main sections, each town adjacent to the other.
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@GuyDealership $1,000 month is crazy for a car payment unless you make at least $450k/year cash or have already built wealth.
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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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In May 2024, I came across two posts online that were catalysts to what I can only describe as a midlife crisis. The first was a video of a dad racing his teenage son. The caption read: β€œEvery year he races his son on his birthday. His son still can’t beat him.”. The dad,
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this has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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Is it pronounced niche or niche?.
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If someone offered you $100,000 to stay in this house for 7 whole days with nothing but internet, your closest friends, and a personal chef, would you do it?
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This has to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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@KateBour They make their coffee at home.
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@ChrisJBakke I did this once and was let go. Perspective.
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I love Strava but I think there’s an enormous opportunity for the right founder to build a massively superior product and steal market share rapidly.
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Now is a really good time for someone hungry and technical to launch a 6-7 figure agency for building both @beehiiv newsletters + beehiiv websites. If you are an expert in both you'll be able to go full time on your agency by end of year.
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Someone just showed me the Google of web3 and I'm pretty blown away. Did anyone else know about this?.
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100k likes and I’ll get this beehiiv logo tattoo’d on my body.
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"yeah sure let's hop on a call, here's my availability"
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Every single Airbnb should be this way.
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This is going to get me canceled but I feel like it’s long overdue. I lost 50 lbs because I was fat. I went cold turkey on everything unhealthy for months and did rigorous exercise to transform my body and mental health. And now that I’m not fat, I’m realizing how many people.
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I recently spoke to a newsletter with ~20,000 premium subscribers paying $9/month. Total annual revenue from their premium subscribers is around $2,160,000. On a platform that charges 10% of premium revenue, it's like lighting $216,000 on fire. Reminder: @beehiiv takes 0%.
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You know me as the meme sales newsletter growth beehiiv guy. But I also speak at church about Jesus. Happy Easter to those who celebrate!
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Apple just released new goggles that let you swim underwater without having to close your eyes. 🀯
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This is long overdue but I'm pulling the plug on Chrome finally because it is making me want to throw my Mac against a wall like 3-4x a day
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What I used to consider a flex:. β€’ Flashy car.β€’ Expensive watch.β€’ $500 bottle of wine. What I now consider a flex:. β€’ Flashy house.β€’ Expensive time piece.β€’ $2,400 bottle of wine.
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@heyalexfriedman I single-handedly put them out of business.
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Yo THE Nike is on @beehiiv Ad Network and sponsoring my Running newsletter πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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I have, as the kids say, lost my job. I’m looking for a new role in marketing and would be thrilled to chat if you know of anything.
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@MrBeast I love Hershey but it’s because I haven’t tried Feastables yet. Would love to try Feastables and evolve my allegiance.
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@dhorsb @MorningBrew Fun fact: In behind the scenes of "The Office", they described that every single "Talking Head" scene was a foreshadow of that character's future. If there was a window behind them in the Talking Head, they had a future outside of The Office. If there was a blank wall, no future.
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@Jack_Raines UPS blending in that list like
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