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im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse • subscribe for $1 ⤴️
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Is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face
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Ok this is crazy…
Take your age
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Subtract 9
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Al Gore exiting Apple’s board of directors after hitting age limit
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Mom get the camera
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Dear
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Please remember to mail me some of the ad revenue you get from this.
Love, greg
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