greg
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im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course @gregmultiverse • subscribe for $1 ⤴️
Joined February 2021
If you know how to install TV wall mounts:. -charge $50 per install.-install 10 mounts per month.-that’s $100k per year.
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8 days.
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Wow I had no idea they made blue Cybertrucks, that’s pretty awesome
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🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)
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Shoutout to @ElonMusk for buying Twitter so we could actually be informed on what was going on tonight.
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It’s time.
Big announcement in January. Boxing.
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Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits.
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Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time
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Biden’s gonna be so mad when he watches the news tonight and finds out he’s dropping out.
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I ordered a triple cheeseburger with everything removed. Stay tuned to see what happens
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She looks way too old to be in 4th grade.
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Congratulations to the IRS for winning $600 million in the Mega Millions tonight.
JUST IN: Ticket sold in California wins $1.22 billion Mega Millions jackpot.
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My friend has asked for some assistance on what to put in this area in his new apartment. Anyone have any ideas?
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I am shocked that the girl who had intercourse with 1000 men in one day is pregnant.
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When you’re wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
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@KingJames Hey LeBron, it’s greg. The reason for this is because if you were to drive there it would take over 29 hours so I’m guessing your coaches thought it would be more efficient to fly. Hope this helps.
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If this is true it’s over for Android phones.
iPhone 16 models will contain speakers, potentially capable of playing audio
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A new Avenger has entered the arena
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Not a phone in sight just two best buds living in the moment
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Holy crap he’s huge.
according to some websites, margot robbie has already given birth to her baby and it's a BOY 🥹
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Rest in Peace Corey Comperatore, a true hero that died last night protecting his family
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I’m honored to be the first person in US history to ratio a president during a debate
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Turns out “Rahul Ligma” was not actually fired from Twitter, but instead was just some random dude with a box that got CNBC with a Ligma Nuts joke
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Is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face
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Biden tweets during the debate: 48. Biden tweets after Trump shot: 0.
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Don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you’re doing your taxes this year
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So you’re telling me it’s been over 24 hours since the “incident” at the portal in New York and still no one has posted a video from the other point of view?.
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Dangit the Olympics deleted all evidence of their weird opening ceremony so whatever you do please don’t post any screenshots below.
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@MrBeast You did what’s best, thanks Mr. Beast. Now back to improving the world one video at a time.
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Ok @DoorDash may be the most useless company in the world. I sent them a literal video of the driver stealing my food and they still denied my refund 🤣.
To the Doordash driver who I just watched through my window take a picture of the food next to my door and then pick it up and walk back to your car with it:. I hope you stub your toe and have a bad rest of your day.
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Can someone explain why I have to pay tax when I buy stuff with my money that was already taxed?.
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@POTUS Thank you for this tweet mr president. My local gas stations all dropped their prices $2 instantly because they had your tweet notifications on.
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If you’re ever feeling useless, just remember there’s a lifeguard at the Olympics
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IRS: you owe us taxes. Me: how much do I owe? . IRS: you get to figure that out. Me: can I just pay what I want?. IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too. Me: what if I guess wrong?. IRS: jail. Happy tax season!.
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This is the last post I ever saw from PETA before they blocked me. I cant wait to see what they’ve been up to 😈
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So you’re telling me we put GPS trackers on sharks and can pinpoint their location to the nearest foot but they forgot to put one on the submarine?.
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🚨BREAKING: Joe Biden has dropped out of the race after being ratio’d by greg16676935420 seven times in a month.
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I should probably rearrange my apps before the logo changes
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BREAKING: Apple has cancelled plans to make a car after realizing it would require windows.
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This is why graphic designers deserve the big bucks. No way I could’ve came up with something this incredible.
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People are now spray painting SpaceX rockets on Cybertrucks to support Elon Musk
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I don’t care if you’re on the left or the right, if you try to eliminate the opponent you’re a coward.
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The ending of this video is exactly why I’ll never chase a wombat
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Saving just 50 cents a day will get you $18,250 in a year. Let that sink in
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IRS: you owe us taxes. Me: how much do I owe? . IRS: you get to figure that out. Me: can I just pay what I want?. IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too. Me: what if I guess wrong?. IRS: jail.
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I just spent 99 cents on the new JD Vance emoji pack and regret nothing
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I wonder how many different animals we had to try riding before discovering that horses were cool with it.
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This might be a dumb question but when a presidential campaign raises hundreds of millions of dollars what is that money used for?.
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Me: accidentally looks at a picture of Sydney Sweeney for 3 seconds. My For You page for the next 12 hours:
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Ticketmaster be like:. Concert ticket: $50.Venue fee: $26.10.Access fee: $14.28.Paperless transaction fee: $7.23.Convenience fee: $17.24.Fee fee: 6.23.Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23.Because we can fee: $8.12.Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1.
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@GOVUK I was gonna try to ratio you but decided not to because it might be illegal and I don’t wanna get in trouble.
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Ok this is crazy…. Take your age. Add 17. Subtract 9. Subtract 8. That’s how old you are.
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So you’re telling me we can accidentally send terrorists $239 million, but if I send my friend $14 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?
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If Elon didn’t buy Twitter we would not be scrolling on 𝕏 right now. Let that sink in.
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The guy who puts his name larger than the title of the book is telling Elon not to put his personal brand on everything
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Is it weird that we all know exactly what show this is from
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Elon put his blood, sweat, and tears into inventing Twitter and now Mark Zuckerberg comes along and copies it just like he did with every other app.
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So you’re telling me the government can fail 7 straight audits, but if I send my friend $19 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Pentagon unable to account for $824 billion budget, failing its 7th consecutive financial audit.
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So you’re telling me we can accidentally lose a $70M fighter jet, but if I send my friend $11 on venmo I have 87,000 IRS agents watching me?.
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The JD Vance memes is the most unified I’ve ever seen this country. Thanks for taking one for the team @JDVance.
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He’s not officially back until we start getting tweets like this again
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