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@andyjameshicks

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Andy Hicks
4 years
A thread on how easy it is to get seriously ill in 5 days like Dorries did.
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4 years
The point is why is she being tested without volunteering she met x people who were abroad given as we know she herself wasn't abroad?
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@andyjameshicks
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7 years
Corbyn was cautioned by police for holding a rave in York city centre. #LastMinuteCorbynSmears
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@jrc1921 My pension has it's own Act of Parliament but I made my sister bring her own sandwiches to the pub.
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7 years
@GaryLineker I'm looking forward to the Mail claiming at least one of the lorries were ferrying Walkers crisps and its therefore your fault.
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@LondonAssembly @BorisJohnson Can it fit on the side of a bus?
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@andyjameshicks
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6 months
. @giantpoppywatch - paws to remember:
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absolutely gone at them putting a poppy on the stevenage train station cat
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10 months
@DailyMirror So, it's not a drive and never was.
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9 years
Bloody hell, Ed won that hands down. #BattleForNumber10
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2 years
@yogaACAB @HarbourSeal This is what disturbs me: Rory was so traumatised he couldn't see a way out when a payment system would cover him within a few hours.
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7 years
Paul Nuttall reminisces about the good times in the 20 minutes he's spent at his new address. #emptyhousegate #StokeCentral
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1 year
@hannahfearn Im 42, but that aside, yes, massively.
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6 years
@DKShrewsbury Hi, Daniel. I'm a fourth generation greengrocer. The chance you could eat any fruit that came with a tariff attached in any UK Tescos is close to nil. There is almost nothing sold in any supermarket left out of EU 0% deals or preferential agreements.
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11 months
@chrisgolds Every small town in Ontario is named after a small UK town so don't book Windsor whatever you do.
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@andyjameshicks
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10 years
Zombie capitalism. http://t.co/sGD54TKIgL
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7 years
Keir Starmer confirms Labour unilaterally guarantees EU citizens rights in the UK; legal status will be unchanged post Brexit. #GE2017 #GE17
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9 years
Jez smashed that. Even looked on trend with his shirt and tie and mismatched suit. Cameron looked like Foxton's employee of the month. #PMQs
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7 years
@AdamParkhomenko That would be the DNC which discussed how to smear a Jewish guy as not believing in God which he claims he does? Good timing, on Easter Day.
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3 years
Um, that pin board deliberately spells M-I-L-F?
@PaulWilliamsLAB
Dr Paul Williams
3 years
Spent my first day as Labour’s candidate for Hartlepool working in a Covid clinic, and I’ll be working in the NHS over the weekend too.
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@andyjameshicks
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6 years
In fact every Tory party member registered between Watford and Gretna came out for this picture. #ToryCanvass
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11 months
@kylepicknell I genuinely believe they bought him and kept Carson to look minutely less Abu Dhabi City than they actually are.
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@andyjameshicks
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10 years
Hearing the Proclaimers have set off for this gig but they're still 496 miles away. #closingceremony
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@andyjameshicks
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7 years
Pro tip: If you rent rooms around a big football ground make sure you don't take pictures immediately outside claiming to be somewhere else.
@UKIP
UK Independence Party
7 years
Just some of the UKIP #PeoplesArmy in Stoke-on-Trent here to campaign for @paulnuttallukip #PaulforStoke
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5 years
@bradski_nomaths @LOS_Fisher I think you meant: four bed semi-detached on a single basic wage, job for life, guaranteed pension and a new car on the drive every three years.
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@andyjameshicks
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5 years
So the £1BN DUP bribe runs out on 30th June, and Phillip Hammond spent all day in meetings with Nigel Dodds? This follows on from Geoffrey Cox trying on his new Vienna Convention codpiece yesterday. He'll be learning the flute tonight and supporting Rangers tomorrow at this rate.
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5 years
The look of a regional sales team hoping to get through awards night without anyone getting fired.
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@andyjameshicks
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1 year
People like watching car crashes.
@johnredwood
John Redwood
1 year
Interesting to see Match of the day last night got lots more viewers than the week before. Maybe more people want a shorter football filled programme with less chat.
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1 year
@GMB @BearGrylls Maybe he could volunteer to let out say, 11 of his 12 official homes. Or just do Clean for the Queen again because Camilla's hardly less popular than him these days.
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@TadhgHickey David Kelly and Robin Cook for politically motivated reasons.
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2 years
@rhysrmann Disgraceful that the Speaker of the commons should say this at all, or promote any sort of reverential objectification of the Crown.
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9 months
@codecricketau @BenHorne8 Maybe Davey Warner sandpapered it in the last series and forgot about it.
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7 years
@adamskihealth @Rikki_Sixx @MagsNews @christopherhope Yes just imagine and respect to Rikki for posting the truth.
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3 years
@rakibehsan You appear to be publishing a book entitled 'Manufactured Grievance'. Maybe you could include your tweet as an example.
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@andyjameshicks
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9 years
#piggate Oh God, this couldn't be more unfortunately worded:
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CCHQ Press
12 years
Great news for UK farming with new China £50m pig meat export trade deal. Defra pushing hard for more. http://t.co/Hz0pX1i2
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@maqwelll Fascinated as ever by the accent comment, obvious Beckham point aside. Americans genuinely don't understand they speak with an accent, they think every other English dialect is a variant of American English.
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@SocialistHB I'm afraid starving to death is the only optionin this scenario. 😔
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6 years
Meghan looks like a bride. Kate looks like a bride. Katie looks like a racist.
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@andyjameshicks
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9 years
Tory MP thinks people earning under £150K are "dog-end voters in the outlying regions of the country." #CameronMustGo http://t.co/JVscIIFjQ8
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7 years
. @GawainTowler Why is this picture taken in Bolton outside #UKIPSpring claim to be taken in #StokeCentral ? #Labour4Stoke #PaulNuttallFacts
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7 years
Pro tip: If you rent rooms around a big football ground make sure you don't take pictures immediately outside claiming to be somewhere else.
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7 years
@2spikywwefans @YorkshireTea mate, no tea grows in the UK, coffee neither. We don't have many citrus fruit, mangoes, or bananas either.
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3 years
Labour vote in Chesham and Amersham since 1997: 1997 - 10,240 2001 - 8,497 2005 - 6,610 2010 - 2,942 2015 - 6,712 2017 - 11,374 2019 - 7,166 2022 - 622. 10,500 down on 2017. 6,500 down on 2019. To my knowledge both lowest Labour by-election share and tally? #CheshamAndAmersham
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1 year
@AaronBastani Ring cameras hadn't been invented when I definitely never did this.
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2 years
The US stole the Afghan central bank reserves just days ago? Maybe we could use that?
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2 months
This is actually brilliant. #LameLondon
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10 years
#CameronJesus "No, you listen. Loaves and fishes create welfare dependency." http://t.co/2xiXI7QDzf
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3 months
@our_jesse I often think of this tweet! (That and the one about when God sings with all his creations will a turtle not sing in the choir?)
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@andyjameshicks
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9 years
David Cameron tried to halt PigGate book and begged sources not to squeal: http://t.co/kuQMGiRVUK #piggate http://t.co/je2IXQZSj3
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1 year
@alexnunns Fascinated by what's happened to JE's career to simply facilitate sixth form stuff like this. The limited imagination of whoever briefed her is equally to blame here.
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@andyjameshicks
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7 years
@sandearl @AdamParkhomenko Why would the DNC chair, who if you recall resigned, discuss smearing the candidate? And why, further, would that be needed?
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Andy Hicks
6 years
I'm fan of yours, but also a fan of black cabbies. You went way too far, they are the last target you should be aiming at.
@DonnachadhMc
Donnachadh McCarthy
6 years
Blackcabs are the enemies of & killers of hundreds of working people in London every year. How dare they play the class card! Cabs make up 60% of car traffic in central London, blocking millions of working ppl in buses, blocking dying in emergency vehicles @StopKillingCycl
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2 years
@GavinBarwell He's our greatest living constitutional historian if not the greatest. The Hidden Wiring is probably the best book ever written regards UK politics.
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6 years
@AngelaRayner @HouseofTwitsLab In Jacob Rees-Mogg's case, the 18th Century.
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@rollerska8er @yogaACAB @HarbourSeal Yes; I can only assume he foresaw years of this building up into the future and then they took his money before he even set foot in the place.
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Whatever you read in print media & whatever talking heads say it was angry old men v reasonable young women in the audience. #BBCQT #GE2017
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@alwoozain Joking aside this would genuinely take me 8 months to construct.
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@sandearl @AdamParkhomenko Not in a widely circulated email about a potential candidate for President of the US, no. I once wasted my time on twitter though.
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3 years
@Independent Hijack a snow plough. Commandeer a horse. Steal a bicycle and hope they're on foot patrol. The list is endless.
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2 years
@baloo_moon @ThatChris1209 Has anyone at TalkSport tried reading a history book.
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@soveryisraeli Only one side plays by the rules?
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7 years
@Liam_O_Hare They're inviting all French presidential candidates on, as they should. She's on 30% and likely to win Round 1. That's reality.
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4 years
DOM, YOU DO KNOW WIKIPEDIA EXISTS? YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY REFERENCED THERE? YOU REMEMBER HER, SHE WRITES FOR THE SPECTATOR? WROTE ABOUT BEING ILL, DIDN'T MENTION DURHAM, BARNARD CASTLE, OR FUCKING BLUEBELLS ONCE, YOU GALAXY BRAINED CUNT? #CumGate
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Andy Hicks
3 years
Like it or not his is how you run a by-election.
@georgegalloway
George Galloway MP
3 years
@aranmlewis Labour a non-event here. It’s me or the Tories #BatleyAndSpenByElection
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Andy Hicks
2 years
Who designed this? Looks like the order of service at a memorial!
@UKLabour
The Labour Party
2 years
With @Keir_Starmer as Prime Minister, the next Labour government will provide the stability and leadership Britain deserves.
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9 years
. @twcuddleston will be the next #Labour PM at this rate.
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Andy Hicks
6 years
Yeah, those 'rods' you use to beat the poor with will need replacing regularly. #ToryCanvass
@stephanosio
Cllr. Stephanos Ioannou
6 years
Campaigning today-2months until ElectionDay! Main issues: •Parking issues. •Environmental- pavements & landscaping not being maintained. •Poor condition of rods also. •The lack of school places-parents pleased with plans to increase number of school places. #ToryCanvass
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@RichardLafette @Overthebrush @BBCNewsPR @ToryFibs Yep, deliberate poster effect, consistent red bloc colour.
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5 months
Fascism latest:
@bbcquestiontime
BBC Question Time
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“I think people on disability benefits and sick pay are an enormous untapped resource” Journalist Isabel Oakeshott says reform to the disability benefits criteria, announced in the autumn statement, is not “unreasonable” #bbcqt
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Andy Hicks
2 years
@annastefaniphot @weiszcolman It's basically a sweepstake. There are 10 effective bonus tickets awarded to Aus, NZ, Can, each for the PM/GG (not sure which) to hand out to people who hold these awards, as government representatives as you say.
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1 year
@rachshabi @BoardofDeputies Definitely an account switcharoo screw up!
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9 years
Best to worst: JC doesn't need to act normal YC Acts normal very well AB Best man at a wedding LK Tory sleeper cell #newsnight #labourdebate
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Andy Hicks
7 years
FOI/ICO reveals Merseyside police logged #brickgate complaint as isolated to the communal stairwell. No info was received from Eagle office.
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5 years
@ToryFibs Guy Verhofstadt all but signalled Labour and DUP to get on with it.
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He's the Muslim Mayor of London. You're a racist on LBC.
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5 months
@ruinedshirts The sleeves aren't getting the attention they deserve. 🤣😂
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Andy Hicks
11 months
@stellacreasy @Bonn1eGreer @TorstenBell @ArloBrady If you associate yourself in a way with an event which requires your attendance and payment, whether deferred, transfered elsewhere or otherwise, then yes you are in the pay of private health.
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@TottenhamConse1 @PoliticsMoments Not at that time in that contest.
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@Clintus_erectus @LiamThorpECHO At which point it should er, go in the microwave.
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@ThinkingSlow1 @BBCPolitics Yeah, we need more geriatrics who can't convert a pdf file without ringing their niece in Australia because 'she's good with computers'.
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@andyjameshicks
Andy Hicks
7 years
@sarahwollaston Surely if you wish to do something, resign your whip or seat, everyone else has at some stage.
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Andy Hicks
7 years
I reckon judging @jeremycorbyn 's eloquent competence on the Daily Politics against Theresa May's shambolic posturing you have your answer.
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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
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Hoping today also the day we see what @jeremycorbyn meant when he said the real fight starts now.
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Andy Hicks
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Yeah so he does. The young. The poor. The disabled. The disadvantaged. The vulnerable. The minorities. The list just goes on and on. #GE2017
@CCHQPress
CCHQ Press
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Jeremy Corbyn has a long record of siding with our enemies #GE2017
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@OnTheWoolsack Also not .
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8 years
DAILY FAIL: ARE *YOUR* NEIGHBOURS BREMOANERS? REPORT THEM TO AMBER RUDD'S TRAITOR FORCE (FORMERLY THE CONES HOTLINE). #DailyFail
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Cameron destroys NHS morale: Hospitals face turning patients away after 1,800 nurses quit in 2 months. http://t.co/puJa00uZsR #CameronMustGo
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@FBAwayDays What were the fans doing on horses?
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Russia Today isn't ideal but its no worse than funding Bargain Hunt by national subscription. #MyHardLeftNeoFascistConfession
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Andy Hicks
9 years
Note this result shows Jeremy won the whole thing on members alone and still won all sections combined. #JezWeDid http://t.co/3ui9ZRl7Rh
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EOIN MORGAN IS FROM DUBLIN.
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2 years
Prince Andrew arrives at Pizza Express, Woking.
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9 years
He's been in his constituency surgery since 2pm and he's still there...
@standardnews
Standard News
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Jeremy Corbyn ‘snubs’ England’s big Rugby World Cup opener http://t.co/H8lwx4fhTE #RWC2015 http://t.co/ODVqAhrdYD
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@pe_nng It's a universally recognised toy for neurologically diverse people to better display emotions to others.
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@DMReporter It's perfectly clear: she's saying this is what Lee Anderson envisages happening and she's described in his terms.
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@aitchrobertson I didn't even know the hip break or rehab bit. I only learnt he did lengths not laps this week.
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7 years
Stop the carvery. #AusterityChristmasSongs
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