Chris Deeley
@ThatChris1209
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Did you know lobsters piss out of their faces? I wrote a book called Forgotten Nations. Vine mourner, hotdog man. Validate me.
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Going to use this thread to keep track of some things I've written/done, I'll be adding to this as I do/write more!
– 5 years on the editorial team at 90min
– 2 years as Soccer Editorial Director at FanSided
– 12 months co-hosting on Love Sport Radio
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Awaiting confirmation on whether Jack Wilshere also laughed his dream
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Got some questions about your bed there Christian
Christian Pulisic has two phones — his main one is just his family and friends to help him avoid the noise on social media.
(via
@herculezg
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I know 'you will absolutely never guess who gets out of this car' is overdone, but I swear to god you will absolutely never guess who gets out of that car
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damn i'd been planning to spend my weekend driving a van into a sky-mounted flail at 300mph but this has really opened my eyes
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Can Trent defend? Yes. Is it very possible to attack him in the air if you’re a massive lump of Serbian beef? Also yes
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talkSPORT announcing a thorough investigation into...the circumstances surrounding the monarchy's history of racism and colonialism?
Trevor Sinclair will not be on air while we carry out a thorough investigation into the circumstances and timing of his tweet.
While we respect the right of Trevor Sinclair to express his opinion on his personal twitter account, talkSPORT does not endorse the tweet.
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I can’t believe it’s finally happened. This is the best day of my life
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Why do England play their stinkiest games when all of us have chatted the most shit
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'took Keith to the sexual health clinic this afternoon and got asked to leave due to Keith being a dog' is possibly one of the best collections of words any person has put together
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We have downgraded from ‘I won’t see my son’ to ‘I’ll have to leave my work Christmas party early’, which is probably the point at which you ask yourself if it’s time to pull the story
this is.. not good.
The story has already been updated to remove this guy (who was the main focus of the entire story!) because his travel plans weren't impacted
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Had a chat with Jarrod Bowen on deadline day, interview live now on
@90min_Football
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If you ever wondered whether footballers pay attention to transfer rumours...he was dual-screening our chat with
@FabrizioRomano
's Twitch stream.
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More commentators need to understand that most goals are not a 7-8/10 excitement. This is a reasonably nice goal for a team already leading and comfortable in the game. The man's not commentating for a 75-second social cut, it's a full game of football.
Martin Tyler could announce that he’d just discovered the key to eternal life and make it sound like he was ringing the local Chinese for his usual order of Peking Duck.
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Unquestionably the funniest type of football picture, bar none
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babe wake up another man is niet langer hoofdcoach van Club Brugge
ℹ️ Ronny Deila is niet langer hoofdcoach van Club Brugge.
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Icelandic commentary King at full time. "You can leave Europe! You can go wherever the hell you want!"
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Yes I can, I have also never been good enough at cricket to win the IPL or the World Cup
You could never understand what Virat Kohli will be feeling.
- Scored over 600 runs in the IPL, but couldn't win it.
- Scored over 700 runs in the World Cup, but couldn't taste the win.
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Remember when he caused an international incident by getting dropped by Brad Haddin? That was good
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David Warner, sick of the jokes about getting out to one bowler over and over again, has instead got out to Chris Woakes four times in a row
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Fair play, someone wearing one of those new Puma kits going to kiss the non-existent badge is a fantastic bit
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This is up there with Stokes ‘IN THE DICK’ for greatest stump mic moments of all time
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Was having this conversation last night - if you were ever a teenage boy, what was the most physically stupid thing you did in those years? Just absolutely brainless stuff
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@tsnmknd
Lmao literally those first three years he was basically scoring a goal a game in L1 and the CL, but got his ankles broken by February every year cos French refs were too busy smoking cigarettes and shrugging
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Imagine saying 'Ending the free movement of people, once and for all' as though it's a fucking good thing
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Insider secret: Premier League teams have an unwritten agreement with TV companies not to score ten goals in a game because their graphics packages can't cope with it. That's why so many stop at 9.
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Ramsey off, so Wales go from playing with 10 men to playing with 10 men
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@joelgolby
'ooh look at me, i'm a freelancer, i've got time to be fancy about my tea' pathetic
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less ‘hit back at’ than ‘yeah I see what they’re on about tbf’
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Incredibly impressive to have the thickest idea in a conversation with KP
@KP24
Last idea. Have the 3 on-duty commentators make drs/close call decisions and talk the public through it. Quick vote between the 3 if it’s out or not out, and then make the decision. Would be very entertaining with close calls(like whether the ball bounced with a catch or not).
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The ‘OH NO’ here is the only thing helping my absolutely apocalyptic hangover
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If Dier’s gone to throw hands at a racist, this picture should be framed and put in the main entrance at the stadium
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Why would we shy away...from the fans...being good???
💬 "The fans have been outstanding and we can't shy away from that."
Paul Simpson on the fantastic home support on Saturday 👇
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Messi being a 77% penalty taker is one of the weirdest things in this silly sport
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If you were obscenely rich, what’s the one silly luxury you’d go for? I reckon I’d never wash my own hair again.
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Any sport where you can embarrass someone like this is A-OK in my book
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Twice a red, surely
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I am absolutely fucking heartbroken. My best mate, everyone’s favourite shouty old man, had to be put to sleep unexpectedly this afternoon. He spent his last night sleeping on me, he spent his last moments purring while I held him and the vet gave him the injection. My son 💔💔💔
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Very big fan of the way L'Equipe headlines translate to English. So wholesome
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This cat has now been on the pitch for 2-3 minutes and nobody's been within five yards of him. Genuinely went end to end of the pitch. Hero.
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I would desperately love a glimpse into Mark Wood’s brain
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Tell me you haven't been following the growth of women's football without telling me you haven't been following the growth of women's football.
These women, and the ones who came before, HAVE been campaigning tirelessly off the pitch for decades. This doesn't HAPPEN without that
They didn’t picket or ask to be included. They worked at it for years, dealt with the humiliation of being on the sidelines of the sport, of being deemed not interesting or important enough, and last night they stormed on to the pitch.
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Me Belgian defence
in 2016
🤝
Did not expect that turn
sure is interesting looking at hal robson-kanu's twitter faves! extremely eye-opening!
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This hospital saved my life, in the most literal way. They were absolutely incredible treating someone who spoke no Armenian, kind and calm. It was almost empty when I was there, and to see them in this state is devastating
🆘The hospital in Stepanakert
#NagornoKarabakh
is begging for immediate medical evacuation for the hundreds of victims of today’s explosion. No medical supplies, not enough doctors, no basic antibiotics for burn victims, due to Azerbaijan’s blockade.
Help!
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to be fair i spend 100% of the time thinking about smiley emojis with tails, so maybe this is an either/or thing
online stock photos for bipolar disorder are really silly. this makes it seem like half the time, i'm thinking about spooky bats & skulls. but in reality, i'm thinking about spooky bats & skulls *all* the time
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Steve Smith spent just enough time in Division 2 that he’s been gaslit into believing you don’t need to actually be hit in front to be out LBW
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Ah, I see MLS’ script writers have also gone on strike and left us with the default placeholder ending
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This is the exact pose Sonic does when he lands on some spikes
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That might be Real’s best Champions League run ever. And they were the best team for maybe an hour total of all of their knockout matches.
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Little bit buried in there, but I think this is a fundamental misunderstanding of the question/system. The question being asked isn't 'are Black players being ignored by the national team coach?' but 'why isn't the pathway to the elite level producing more Black England players?'
Big interview: England star Beth Mead on rebuilding her career after Olympic heartbreak, tears at Wembley and why she probably should have won the Ballon d'Or. By
@donaldgmcrae
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It's been pointed out to me that 50% of Roger Federer's name is just 'er', and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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One of the very funniest things about the way that the F1 landscape has shifted is that I semi-regularly get notifications from the work writers chat with links to an account called ‘ScuderiaFemboy’ and that’s just normal now
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Would've been really nice if Jordan Henderson hadn't given me the chance to write this one, really – but he's sold out the queer community for a slightly more obscene bank balance, so here we are.
For
@MetroOpinion
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No. No no no. I am not having 'Mike Trout' beating a record held by 'Tim Salmon'. Absolutely not. That is too silly.
Mike Trout has hit his fourth career
#OpeningDay
home run, which establishes a new
#Angels
record.
Joe Rudi and Tim Salmon had three Opening day homers for the Halos
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Remember when he completely correctly called Steve Smith a liar without actually quite saying it? That was good
@ThatChris1209
Remember when, immediately after the sandpaper gate, he volunteered to do a press conference and said this. That was good.
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Arsenal sparking a ticket shambles so the pubs all show the England game the whole way through? Allies
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Gower soberly saying ‘the first helmet was rejected by the Nighthawk’ might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
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I know 'Martinez wasted the Belgian golden generation' is a funny take but he had one tournament with the good version of that side, and he got them to a World Cup semi-final
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Ah lads, you've missed a story in there
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......Did she kick a Wikipedia editor's cat????
We are delighted to announce the signing of Barbora Votíková 🤍
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Gareth Southgate not committing to remaining England manager into Euro 2024
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Absolutely too hungover to deal with ‘should the England manager be English?’ discourse today. Didn’t complain when Sarina won the Euros. Were all hyping Herve Renard a couple of weeks ago. Come on now.
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West Ham have signed 37 strikers since Davids Gold and Sullivan took over in January 2010. They have 199 goals in 920 games.
#WHUFC
have just failed to spend £40m on Maxi Gomez. Jordan Hugill and Chicharito are the only strikers on their books. Season starts a month today.
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@awwhellsbells
Debut goal to seal a win in the dying minutes is a different context, are you stupid or pretending to be?
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Forest fan walks into the club shop.
‘Hello, I’d like a shirt with Jizz on the back, please!’
‘Certainly sir, just give me a couple of minutes’
Some transfer news: Nottingham Forest want Dutch striker Jizz Hornkamp from Willem II.
He’s 24, decent scoring ratio and once scored four in 34 minutes for previous club. Talks underway and, if all goes well, would be 13th signing of summer for
#NFFC
🌳
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*Smash Mouth voice* WELL THE PIGS START COMING AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING
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Remember when he helped cyberbully Kevin Pietersen, before it became abundantly clear that was an objectively correct thing to do? That was good
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Sorry but if a bowler feeds you a rank half-volley like that, you've got to be putting it away for four
Emmanuel Clase getting Báez to flyout to CF.
On a Slider that bounces. 💀
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dog racism
@RishiSunak
It's dog racism. Plain and simple. You see a shape of dog and jump to conclusions irrespective of the individual dogs behaviour.
It's wrong.
Responsible and innocent owners and dogs are likely to be the people who will lose most with this approach.
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Remember in like 2017 when he looked washed, the ball looked really floaty coming out of his hand and he was barely hitting 80mph? Then he took 116 wickets at 22.7 over the next three years? That was good
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Yeah, when Nicholas Witchell says it's 'pretty self evident what's happening' and 'we should move to preparing for the worst' on BBC One...it's done, isn't it
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*sigh* it's only shitposting if it comes from the shitposting region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling nonsense
What is s***posting?
@BBCLauraK
explains to
#Brexitcast
and
@AmolRajan
on why it matters...
Listen 🎧
Watch 📺
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Imagine doing this – all of this – and not even getting on the pitch for a goodbye in the last game of the season when the club's forcing you out. Bale is staggeringly underappreciated at Real.
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'I almost need facts and data to be able to believe something'
Stuart you just got two wickets in this match by swapping the bails before your delivery, which it seems like you completely made up
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