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the memorizers were few, their memories limited
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Joined January 2017
Hot girl: So what's your new book called Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace
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lizards recapping the last 320 million years
Scales been brilliant
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Personal favourite Shakespeare moment to quote is whenever I suggest something stupid and everyone disagrees or ignores me and I will say “Will no man say amen?”
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what's everyone's final Wikipedia they look at before ofcom ban it gonna be? one last look at the Battle of Karánsebes for me
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going to become a waspi woman but for 31 year olds who weren't expecting tuition fees to go from 3k to 9k
The Government is to reconsider whether to give compensation to women affected by the rise in state pension age 'One Waspi woman is dying every 13 minutes... There is no time to waste at all' Waspi Campaign Director Jane Cowley tells @markaustintv
https://t.co/a6YSpFhJJ4
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i think whoever does actually have the £800000 of your party money should have to carry it around in bulging briefcases, the digital economy is ruining our great british scandals
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Agent 47 after using the piano wire and stealing a Reform supporters outfit
A great honour to be at the launch of our Students for Reform association last week in central London. @reformparty_uk
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"Humans are primates that need exercise and a social group, we’ve all been throwing stuff in social packs since day dot" Thank you @SwiftPatrickLon for this ode to social cricket clubs - and how you (looking @ you men) can help set one up for women https://t.co/4yc4lJguTv
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we should take sortition further and each day a new randomly selected member of this mental nation is appointed captain of a nuclear submarine film it for channel 5 great TV if we're still around to watch it
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When I send a low offer on eBay I'm a charming mix of frugal and smart, when someone does it to me they're a rotten mix of cheap and cunt
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If I was a priest I'd keep slipping in bits of Lord of the Rings whenever I felt the cong (what I'd call the congregation) weren't paying attention
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Now is the Cameron Winter of our geese-content, made glorious summer by these sons of New York
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i woke up during my surgery and the doctor was saying i had the pancreas of a weenie and all the nurses were laughing and they'd shaved swears into my chest chair
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