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@stepheniscowboy
DJ BBQ
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Hot girl: So what's your new book called . Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War. Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: . and Peace.
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you can wipe your arse with a postage stamp doesn't make toilet paper a myth.
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Erik
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RFK Jr is single-handedly showing the nation that “activewear” is a myth. You can train, hike, run, cycle in normal clothing.
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next time you have a slushy at the cinema, ask yourself: is it really worth it?
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They should do that "we're looking for 20 far right conservatives to come debate an idiot liberal" and then just drown everyone who turns up in acid.
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stared at this for ages til i realised they meant the city and not something i hadn't picked up in the superman movie.
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Dana
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An Ethiopian-Japanese restaurant. DC just be doing anything.
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RT @BalkanAvis: I am dying
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we need the football season to START look what the summer break is doing to fans.
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Sophie
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I won’t do it obviously but I’m sort of dying to try a dreamie to see what the fuss is for cats they go crazzzyyyy.
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RT @UpshotTowers: Spanish kids when they start getting free school meals
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RT @darcmotif: americans have "chutes and ladders" instead of snakes and ladders because they're pussies who HATE sliding down reptiles.
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If that Coldplay CEO was French they'd have made him a senior government minister.
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If there was an elephant in the room it would be one of the first things I'd address honestly. Like who's this guy, are they okay, what can we do to make them comfortable. Can someone get a picture of me and the elephant together.
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In the UK if you spray paint to oppose genocide, the government makes it a terror offence to wear the wrong t shirt .If you try and break into a hotel to damage it and attack asylum seekers, the government desperately tries to win your vote.
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RT @RosiedelaLune: I can’t tell you how much I’d love to marry and then be publicly cheated on by a man with a reported net worth of £1.3bn.
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got kicked on the leg and it bruised/swelled a bit then got an insect bite on that swelling then tonight got kicked again so now i have a swelling on the bite on the bruise in the bog down in the valley-o.
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this is what happens when you stoke up the hateful idea that the misery of this country is due to refugees rather than the rampant inequality. absolutely hate this labour party
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yesssssssssssss bring it ON
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RT @pjayevans: (Remembering Elf at a funeral) haha. Oh fuck. Sorry.
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Funny how the right will wring their hands over capital flight as a reason you can never raise taxes but never raise personnel flight as a reason you must raise wages.
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Dr Kash
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. @wesstreeting.I am a British born, British trained doctor. I was the most senior doctor overnight over the weekend. My USA exams are complete. My colleagues and I will be leaving, unless doctors get full pay restoration. £22/ hour for a FY1 doctor and we can end the strike.
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The terrifying part about Corbyn being leader is the Stalinist purges you see.
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Ashley Cowburn
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NEW: Rachael Maskell has also had the Labour whip suspended. Rosena Allin Khan, Bell Ribeiro-Addy, Mohammed Yasin have had their trade envoy roles removed.
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RT @zarahsultana: A year ago, Starmer & McSweeney suspended 7 of us for voting to scrap the two-child benefit cap & immediately lift 350,00….
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