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Two years ago tonight I was in A&E after jumping in front of a train; tonight I am toasting to the future in the flat I moved into yesterday
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Margaret Thatcher in hell watching series 4 of The Crown
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The new leader has just been announced:
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“Have you been on holiday in 2020?”
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This exchange has finished me off 💀
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Kate Middleton posting that photo after having fun with her Photoshop free trial:
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Susie Dent’s word of the day tomorrow:
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Emily Thornberry to Suella Braverman just now. Straight-up camp. 10/10, no notes
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From 1737 until 1968, all plays were censored by the Lord Chamberlain so nothing could possibly offend the public. Anything can now be shown on stage, just some people prefer to know what might cause offence, or cause severe physical and allergic reactions. What’s the issue
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“When I was young we never had trigger warnings for shows” Actor Ralph Fiennes “the impact of theatre should be that you’re shocked” and that he thinks audiences have gone too soft #BBCLauraK
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ADELE IS COMING!!!
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Liz Truss when she moved into No. 10:
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I'm not here for long
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Who’s the most evil person in government?
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3 years
Seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race
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Shortage of Uber drivers, shortage of lorry drivers, shortage of chicken… what do we have in surplus 😫?
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Undercover cops trying to get into gay bars:
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This is exactly the sort of thing that Joe Lycett was mocking on Laura K’s show last week
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Can’t stop thinking about this tweet. The ominous air, the unclear tone, the even less-clear picture. 10/10, no notes
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Happy Birthday Angela Rayner. Looking forward to this time next year.
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If Emily Thornberry were Prime Minister, each household would be given a case of Bollinger, a bottle of Tanqueray, a 40-pack of Marlboro Golds and a charcuterie board to get us through this
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A story in four acts:
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FKA Twigs, that you?
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Molly 600K Mae to one of the workers in the Pretty Little Thing sweatshop when they get up to use the toilet
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Captain Tom’s ashes will be walking to raise money for the O2 roof
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What sort of curry from Tesco does she like? There are so many different curries one can get! And why specifically just from Tesco?
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“Have you broken lockdown?”
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There’s not been a single tweet from Wes Streeting, one of the most prominent LGBT+ MPs in the country, about the horrific homophobic attack yesterday in Clapham. Many of his consituents will doubtless have been to the Two Brewers. Instead he wants to cosy up to Rosie. Disgusting
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Some fantastic news: after 15 months of having a dressing changed twice a week, the wound on my chest has FINALLY healed!!!!!
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Is Tony Abbott really ‘good at trade’ if this is the trade he picks up?
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10 years
...... dedication http://t.co/cdm44qJUIf
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3 years
Me to myself age 12 glancing at Calvin Klein adverts
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Took my 93 y.o. mum to the polling station. She shouted "Which box do I tick for Ariana Grande?" A cheer went up from waiting voters.
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“Have you ever met up with someone from Grindr?”
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2 years
Nighty Night (2004-2005)
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@Seoirse_ Not even that — SPECIFICALLY from Tesco
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Andrew Scott on the meaninglessness of standing ovations at every performance of everything — couldn’t agree more:
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Andrew Scott: ‘We need a bit more of people not liking things’
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Katie Hopkins has been permanently banned from Twitter
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3 years
Please look after and check in on your friends. You never know when they are struggling. Equally: be kind to them if they approach you first and speak out. Especially when they are clearly in a dark place.
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Who’s going to win Big Brother? #bbuk
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It’s not parents’ god-given right to take your screaming toddlers to the pub to let them get bored and run off some steam just so they can go for a drink. Before 1995, children under 14 were banned from pubs completely
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Found my new local
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Frack and Trace
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I can’t say it’s been an easy time. In the last year especially, even in the last three months, there have been moments when I have come perilously close to doing it again. As you can see, I haven’t. I lost a friend of mine a few weeks ago and it shocked me right through.
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Philip Schofield to star as ‘Jenny’ in 2:22 with immediate effect
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Fundamentally, however you feel: it gets better. Help yourself to, and help your friends to, get better. Don’t block them when they communicate to you about feeling suicidal. Don’t be that person.
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Hahahahahaha
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5 years
Okay so my head makes it really fucking hard to shop for shirts
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Three years ago today, I should have died. And I’m still here, stronger than ever.
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Theatre people be like “how can we make this about us?”
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Can’t believe Adele cancelled her Vegas shows just so she could go to Porn Idol
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*second highest:
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UK reports its highest number of daily coronavirus cases since pandemic began, with 78,610 people testing positive
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Just been discharged from Moorfields, meaning that for the first time since February 2019 I’m not a patient at any hospital 🎉
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The Queen deciding whether or not to suspend parliament
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3 years
This you?
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I’m starting to feel there are people in the UK who are steadily tiptoeing towards hating LGBT people again. We’ve been there before. Section 28 was the original culture war, designed to stigmatise homosexuality for partisan advantage. We have to fight to protect our liberties
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The Northern line is such a messy bitch, this has given me a headache
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This is like choosing between chlamydia or gonorrhoea
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2 years
🚨 50 Shades of Gray, a new 10-part Netflix serial about the writing of the Sue Gray report starring Sarah Lancashire as Gray, Kenneth Branagh as Boris Johnson, Jared Leto as Keir Starmer, Lady Gaga as Angela Rayner, and Scarlett Johannson as Priti Patel, coming this autumn
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Someone who I used to be friends with did this to me last year. Don’t be that person
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I can hardly believe how much this has blown up and all the wonderful responses from strangers it has brought. My heart is full and I am overwhelmed. Keep supporting your friends — I am always here to listen to you, whoever you are ❤️
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Lallies out for the first time this year!
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I got in touch with him 18 months ago and he’s fine. Overwhelmed to hear from me. Anything else I can help you with?
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This is a Northern line train terminating at
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June 21st June 22nd
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The dreadful Laura Kuenssberg not having a clue how to deal with this because she doesn’t have a humorous bone in her body is so funny. No idea how Emily Thornberry kept her composure
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Big fan of @joelycett refusing to take an unserious person seriously
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Why is RuPaul so interested in Scotland? Is there oil under the Highlands?
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The Whoring 2020s
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Roaring 2020s will be post-vaccine 'sex-fest' and 'era of vice and indulgence'
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🎶 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A microwaveable Tesco curry 🎶
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The father, the son, and the house of Alison Hammond
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If Kate Bush could self-isolate from 1993 to 2005, then you can for a few tiny weeks
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“How many children does Boris Johnson now have?”
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Me to Big Brother after imprisoning Yinrun #bbuk
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My god Angela Rayner looks camp #PMQs
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16.30, 1/2/2019, it was coming to the end of the show I was working on at the theatre. I knew that that night I was going to throw myself under a train, and I did. 16.30, 1/2/2021, and I am driving with everything I own to move out into a lovely new flat. It gets better.
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Families coming out of Mary Poppins in the West End:
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Just found these pictures of Soho in 2019 before al fresco dining came and spoiled the residents’ peace and quiet
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Who wants Yinrun to be released? #bbuk
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9 months
Is it normal for theatres to fire all their front of house staff at the end of a production’s run and ask for a paragraph from them on why they should be re-hired for the next show?
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‘The most important even the world will ever see’. Did he not see Kate Bush at Hammersmith Apollo in 2014?
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Drama in Westminster Hall!
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It’s #WorldSuicidePreventionDay and I wanted to share my story plainly and openly with you all.
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Kate Bush sings Away In A Manger, courtesy of @SoozUK 😍
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I think the heat is getting to me - I’ve spent about five minutes thinking about what sexual position different London theatres would take if they were gay men
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I love one person and her name is Emily Thornberry
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Lilies for Lily at @thervt . Just beautiful ❤️
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Me waiting for my Suffragette line train to Barking Riverside
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My plans // 2020
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Disney gays asking if someone’s a top or a bottom:
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Swing it Shake it Move it Brexit
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@JonMDexter @RivkahBrown @ApsanaBegumMP Streeting is a sociopathic, racist, bullish thug. Ask Diane Abbott.
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Debut novel, but far from his first work of fiction
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The reddest of red flags!!!!!
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Came out of @thervt for the snow
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Unfortunately, I had a horrible experience during, and since seeing, the TfL Workers’ Play at the @AlmeidaTheatre on Friday night.
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Dawn Butler quite rightly mentions the toxic, hateful environment the government have created towards the trans community when referring to the murder of Brianna Ghey. And this reactionary, stupid gay man thinks she means this cruel government outright killed her themselves
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Stomach-turning way to twist the story of two people stabbed in a homophobic attack last night, but what more could you expect from the ceaselessly smug and transcendentally stupid chair of the LGBT Tories?
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This is the weirdest spelling of “Bette Midler to star in Hello, Dolly! at the London Palladium in Summer 2019” that I’ve ever seen
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Baz Bamigboye @Deadline
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Go,Go,Joseph: ⁦ @SirTimRice ⁩ & ⁦ @OfficialALW ⁩ celebrate 50th anniversary of the show’s concept album with a new production of #JosephsBack @LondonPalladium ⁩ for 12 week run from June26.⁦ @MHARRISON_ENT ⁩ will produce. Director/cast not set yet.
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Keir Starmer making a dress for the nation:
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From countless anti-strike tweets (before moving to Clapham and having the Tory injection on tap, since when there has been nothing) to using the word ‘woke’ in a derogatory way — this was the obvious next step
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7 years
Melodrama is a stunning piece of art and I'm frankly completely floored
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What a huge, huge loss: the inimitable, legendary Glenda Jackson: a towering presence on stage, screen, and in Parliament. One of the all-time greats. May she rest in peace.
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The monsters in A Quiet Place:
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Thank god for this place
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Laura Kuenssberg
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