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@our_jesse
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Hairdresser throws in some moves with the orgasmatron and I temporarily canât speak properly
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What started as wiping down the top of my dresser, became deciding I needed to wall-mount the tv, became actually I need to redecorate this room, became cutting in an entire wall wearing my dressing gown and why am I like this
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Big into this ladyâs energy. I would personally never give away a smile or a hug for free, but I wish her well
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I still donât know why itâs a bad thing to be a champagne socialist. Gary Neville is rich enough to not need to have these views or care about these issues and yet he still does
"It's an appalling stance!" "He's a champagne socialist and a coward... it's a dreadful thing!" Simon Jordan reacts to Gary Neville admitting he removed a Union Jack flag from one of his development sites in Manchester.
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Victoria Beckham has eaten same meal every day for 25 years and swears by it https://t.co/m9J4HBybO6
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Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.
Tu Youyou became the first mainland Chinese scientist to be awarded a #NobelPrize in a scientific field - for discovering artemisinin, a malaria cure thatâs saved millions. Today we reveal the 2025 medicine laureate. Stay tuned.
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âsorry for trauma dumpingâ bro i literally love and care for you? itâs an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?
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âwas so fat he didnât recognise himâ and itâs just me after a Dominoâs and a Cruzcampo
Christian Bale was so fat in this movie that Robert De Niro couldnât recognize him. De Niro pulled the director aside, pointed to Bale, and asked who he was. He didn't believe it was Bale. Dir. convinced him. Then said, "Wow, he looks really differentâ
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J Dilla and Madlib â hip-hopâs finest, proving that hip-hop is an art form, not just a genre.
On this day in 2003, J Dilla and Madlib released âChampion Soundâ
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got a friend who thought a baby on board sticker would lower your car insurance
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The egg looks like a Fraggle and thatâs not even the worst thing about this plate
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Fucks sake, Ken, this was meant to be a secret
BREAKING: I'm launching undercover operations to infiltrate and uproot leftist terror cells in Texas. Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. There can be no compromise with those who want us dead.
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Now Iâm falling asleep and sheâs calling a cob
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Thereâs a person at work who calls it â24 hours in police custardâ and I want nothing more than to hear theyâve been hit by a car each day I go into the office.
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