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This wasn't a boxing match, take the L and keep it fucking moving. Jesus.
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Jon Anik was right, and he should have doubled down. It's the fucking gutter out there.
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@charles270
Jalen's sudden realization and subsequent dread as he reads her face and sees that she indeed does NOT know nothin about that.
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@JUNlPER
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yeah, because it was inescapable and people wouldn't shut the fuck up about them.
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i'd love to see Larry David break this down with a Telestrator like he's John Madden.
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The sentiment is universal, fam. That's all we need along with the grace of God.
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@murderxbryan
"JACKPOT! nobody's home!
time for some Big Wet Butts number 3 with Angelica Sin!!"
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conservative MMA fans love to say "keep politics out of sports", and they get mighty quiet when this happens.
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Laugh all you want, my man got SIX wishes.
saw someone describe this as 'prince okada and his 2 genies' and i cant stop laughing
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Never stops being hilarious.
"Disgusting"
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@forkboy84
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This is the most childish cartoon bullshit I've ever heard.
I love it.
We need to make this.
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"why don't more victims come forward?"
this is why.
this is precisely fucking why.
Woman who accused Conor McGregor of assault had her car set on fire in Dublin via
@BloodyElbow
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@IllyBocean
@zandywithaz
a crypto guy with a Pepe avi, huh?
man, those guys get ALL the ladies.
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over the last three years, i've learned two things about the UK.
1- the heads of state just get more and more evil and breathtakingly stubborn.
2- hating trans people is like a national sport or something. it's more popular than following the royal family or whatever.
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@eeberquist
My man tryna beat that morning rush to be the main character and holy fuck, is he coming in hot.
Some cats gotta get their online privileges removed and replaced with Sudoku puzzles or something.
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she won. she beat her opponent, who was trans.
what exactly is she complaining about?
why is she making a case for "saving women's sports" when this disproves any "inherent advantage" claim?
just walking around with poison in their hearts. hope the clout is worth it.
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That's an evil werewolf David Bowie, don't you dare fucking lie to me.
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@shes_rADIAnt
@_WhatsGoodG
most importantly, he discourages others from badmouthing these businesses or giving them negativity as well. he handles all of this very diplomatically.
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Rage Against The Machine is trending again, and you know what that means: another loser just realized what they were about just now in the dumbest way.
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yes, protecting children is good and we should focus on that.
it just rings different when you're hanging at the QAnon gym and doing appearances with Candace Owens. this word salad doesn't help.
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Yes, totally valid comparison.
Mud, viruses, same thing.
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@TheEpicDept
@edburmila
dude had a bunch of them and a swastika on his chest, too. people just want to be obtuse for no fucking reason.
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Peep the date.
everyone at Brazilian January 6 is going to be named Socrates Fernandes de Baptista “Minotaraou” Junior “Supermaninho” Schertz
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My man said fuck Hulk Hogan, and it spoke to me.
Wise words from the late great Andre the Giant, who would've been 76 years old today.
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@WrittenByHanna
Bardem in No Country For Old Men, Song-Kang Ho in Parasite, Ke Huy Quan in EEAAO, Jared Harris in Chernobyl.
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over the last three years, i've learned two things about the UK.
1- the heads of state just get more and more evil and breathtakingly stubborn.
2- hating trans people is like a national sport or something. it's more popular than following the royal family or whatever.
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looks like we hit this point in record time.
the pinnacle of being a UFC champion is begging for real money in boxing. that's been true, is true, and will always be true. and it's a terrible look.
oh and Tank rinses him, too.
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Rob Schneider is defending the guy that got fired from the SNL job he didn't even start because the guy made horrible jokes about Asians.
yes, this Rob Schneider.
Dear
@Shanemgillis
As a former SNL cast member I am sorry that you had the misfortune of being a cast member during this era of cultural unforgiveness where comedic misfires are subject to the intolerable inquisition of those who never risked bombing on stage themselves.
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Jape Paul, a terrible person, is doing more for the health and wellbeing of MMA than the UFC ever has.
Happy new year
@danawhite
. Here is a real challenge for you…
I will immediately retire from boxing and fight Jorge Masvidal in the UFC if you agree to:
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Every time I see someone outside of MMA Twitter discovering Jake Shields, it's... eventful
i see a lot of well meaning people retweeting this guy over his pro palestine posts, but he's a fucking grifter. i mean i just went to his page to take this screenshot and look at his most recent tweet. stop giving him attention.
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I will treasure this forever.
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having to deal with this woman's offense does not look like fun.
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@WokeHamiltonBro
@Haurmeya
and the biggest fear when getting bitten isn't the infection, but the lack of sick time and dread of having to visit a doctor and shell out for care.
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@PrettyBadLefty
@_grendan
same thing it is every other month, a white dude with a long torso and a strong jawline. think about it.
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man, these Community Notes are some foot-on-throat business. love that.
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i swear this isn't personal bias talking, but was that really as impressive a performance as so many are making it out to be? Gane practically fed him that choke and fumbled any chance at defense.
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can't believe it's been over a year since my interactions with Susan. a true fighter to the end.
shout out to
@JordanUhl
for this moment.
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the thing about Wendy that gets me is that every time i hear something new about her it's even more impressive. just a pure genius.
Love the appreciation for Kim Petras, but she's not the first trans woman ever to win a Grammy, that's Wendy Carlos!
Trans synth queen Carlos won 3 Grammys for "Switched-On-Bach" in 1969. She later went on to compose the soundtracks for The Shining and A Clockwork Orange.
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Jake is not well.
Check this out.
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sometimes, just sometimes, this wretched sport is capable of making me feel genuine joy.
Whittaker’s kids were waiting to surprise him when he landed back home after
#UFC271
🥲
(via
@robwhittakermma
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@punished_stu
i do find it a bit strange that you get shorts [awesome!] but also have to wear the traditional European standard suit, shirt and tie while in the tropics. that's not fun.
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this headline got written like he suffered a knee injury and was out for the rest of the Knicks' season or some shit.
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Yeah, that's gonna be a struggle for them.
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@TheLadyFeral
my man's wife left him because he was too online and he just rolled up his sleeves and said "time to double the fuck down, baby."
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man, this thread is very relatable if you've had experiences with customer service.
Hi
@VeilBroadband
. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:
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@WinnersGetRich
You came to my timeline, not the other way around.
You cry about it, fuckface.
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@IllyBocean
I keep saying it: I'm so happy to see these people get literally everything they want and still be more miserable than me.
It's the conservative mind in a nutshell, doesn't matter how much they win.
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@sadarlo1
that last ten minutes was just one gutpunch after another. what a fucking masterpiece.
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She's gone full anti-vax, kids. Sorry to say.
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@BrazillianCF
I think it's disrespectful for you to not lament that she didn't suffer enough.
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@_thierypierre
@TwittaHoney
"never in the life" is in the top 10 of things Dominicans think are a real thing in English.
i love it.
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@drmistercody
not to mention... that's not how memes work.
nothing is being replicated or spread by any means, he just praised a bot that was nice to him.
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I remember George Michael passing away and all the stories that surfaced about how generous he was.
And this... this is feeling similar. This woman had so much love to give. I'm frankly in awe of her. What didn't she do to help others?
Every Irish queer, woman and outcast is surely feeling Sinéad’s passing tonight.
Back in 2017 when I worked for TENI we got a call from her management asking could she donate her closet to us to as she was downsizing and wanted the clothes to go to trans folk in need.
An icon.
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when you don't understand that the word "theory" means something different in the science community.
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"you don't come back from hitting a woman."
-Dana White
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Damn, son. Sounds crazy.
Wonder if someone's in a position like, do something about that.
Guess I'll have to keep looking. Chin up.
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@the_dyhbg2
@christina_ivey
@hippyhopgirl
clothing sizes are but mere suggestions to a Dominican man.
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"I'm gonna win this fight by using my hands."
-Johny Hendricks, before a boxing match.
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@ByYourLogic
before Obama we had Incubus, Hoobastank and Godsmack.
now we have no cube, no stank, and no smack.
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@banalplay
they just spend so much time being mad that they can't even get the proper jokes out.
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Just... the fucking audacity to announce a stamp honoring Nancy Reagan AT THE START OF PRIDE MONTH.
This administration is utterly incapable of reading the room, or they're trying to offset backlash for supporting Pride. Can't tell which is worse.
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Jon Jones and Conor McGregor immediately going on social media to downplay the performances of others the same night of a fight is old and needs to fucking end. i have a feeling they're so insecure they'll keep doing it long after they're done fighting.
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Tito Ortiz can't even get an anti-Semitic conspiracy right.
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yes, it's true. Bloody Elbow has been purchased by another media entity and we have all been laid off.
further information will be available later. for now, i'm just glad i made the friendships i did, learned what i could, and most importantly, worked with spectacular people.
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@un_deadpixel
@TheAmitie
when you got ears that big, you can hear your haters talking that shit.
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@PrettyBadLefty
@_grendan
i have no idea who this guy is. they all have the same frame, except for Adam Driver, who is the Big Chungus edition of the same type of guy.
this dude could be the son of a guy that runs a Honda dealership, for all i know.
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i will paraphrase
@lthomasnews
yet again: the people that complain about politics in sports LOVE politics in sports.. as long as it's THEIR politics.
shit, the focus on his entrance felt longer than the Petr Yan post-fight interview. this is old and tired.
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i don't care if you like Trump or not, just drop the fucking excuses.
the UFC clearly loves him and has been working for years to embrace him starting with that bum-ass mini-doc they put up on Fight Pass ages ago. just admit it.
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imagine being mad at living in California and seeing a bunch of Mexican flags.
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Also, what about women that dress more conservatively and still get harassed? Or even worse?
“if you dress like a ho you’ll a get treated like a ho” ain’t never made sense cause, again, what does a ho get treated like? and why you treating her like that? wtf she do to you?
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