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@Alkeydajuiceman

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i just be tweeting for everybody toxic 📷:bae_z99

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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
List of gay shit we can’t do Eat crab legs Order appetizers Say bye to the homies Buy clase azul
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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5 years
How many wheelchair ramps winterfell got this nigga Bran everywhere
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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6 years
Imagine back in the day a girl didn’t give you no pussy you run to the city square and yell she’s a witch
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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2 years
Look how future spotting this nigga lol
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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2 years
Why you think i went and got the money
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MULA🍒
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U niggas get money and go fuck with females that didn’t want u when u was broke😭🤡
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
7 years
Can somebody please take his crayons
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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1 year
We use to carry rags like proper men
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i jumped
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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3 years
🅿️ this 🅿️ that
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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2 years
Boy on TikTok crying cause y’all causing inflation on coochie in DR lol
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
8 years
Boy you got a Pokémon battle on ya leg RT @RealMikeyTaylor : So this just happened.
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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1 year
When the homies invite me to club and i didn’t put in on the bottles
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That’s our captain. That’s our OG ⚓️
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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8 years
Ya mcm be like
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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2 years
@QofCashmere I never seen none of my favorite rappers do anything talented
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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6 years
When cinco de mayo fall on sweet pwussy Saturday
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Wearing t shirt no drawers to bed
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
7 years
Seen this on ig ladies what you think
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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2 years
@oheybighead_ Sad he can’t even afford overseas coochie
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
1 year
I was devastated when i found out the ying Yang twinz wasn’t brothers but just two homeboys with disabilities
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
6 years
Now you in the square with the town folks cheering like the NBA finals as a young woman get stoned to death
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
5 years
I know insurance fraud when i see it
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Everything Georgia
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People in Atlanta will really steal your G-Wagon in broad day. 😱 #Buckhead
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Born in April
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Use a grocery basket
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Tying your shoes
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Drinking coffee
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Men can’t enter the pool through the stairs (that’s a female trait)
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Calling yourself tip
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Have dimples
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Still
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
Why she dressed like she was on kings of comedy lol
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Milkshake
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Now wait. The wife clearly loves her bonnets y’all. Leave her alone 🥴
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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6 years
Restaurants in Atlanta
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Catching meat with your mouth
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
You a homo if you eat a Meat Lovers pizza. You a big homo if you eat a meatball sub too. (Exact words)
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
Drink Apple juice
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
2 years
I wish all the fine women would just go through they niggas phones already it’s nice out and i won’t you
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Drink tea
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Eat chips with index finger and thumb
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
Shivering (no doubt, you letting some air make ya body twerk)
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
@LeahMyton He snatched the chain cause he thought she might get that shit diamond tested
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
7 years
Me listening to all this New York rap today
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Jack off
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
To be alive
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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@adasani_
Joi B.D.N.D 🧘🏽‍♀️✨
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Fellas when a woman leave you in her house by yoself what y‘all be doing? 👀
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Eating Kiwii
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
Getting breakfast with your homies/meeting with them before 11
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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7 years
@unfriendlybae They need to be taken
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
5 years
How drake like Cheesecake Factory but hate Benihana
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Cleaning your bathroom
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Ranking yourself higher than 6
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Always on Twitter
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Scented soap
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Packing a spend the night bag
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Take a nap (tf is you tired for)
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
2 or more men in a car
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
4 years
No real man should record himself dipping birria tacos in the sauce. fuck are you a latina
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Don’t take vitamins
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Helping your homie put on jewelry
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
If you wear glasses (what you trying to see dick) quoted pause
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4 years
Order from amazon
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4 years
Have a umbrella
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4 years
Boneless wings (boy putting straight meat in his mouth) quoted
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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Mood
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Eating McGriddles (cause why you letting that bread bust in ya mouth like that) quoted
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4 years
Using baby wipes
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
if you sleep with pillows, comfortable ass nigga
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4 years
Drinking with the little black straw
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Go to bed early
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Going to the gym daily
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Blessing your food
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4 years
Drinking champagne
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
6 years
Drake got 100k floating around for info on push I’m about to make some shit up
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Airbags in your car
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
8 years
@ibkonteh but this also 600 million dollar hov
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Posting your homie on your story
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Neat handwriting
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4 years
Want to look in another man house
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4 years
Leaving voicemails
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
It’s gay if your my player doesn’t look like you.. you just playing dress up.
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Order desserts
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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Can’t smoke hookah
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To cry while chopping onions
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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4 years
Use emojis
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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Asking a woman if she single
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Say lol
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@flythonia
Game 🎲 Time
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Please dont take my ATL card but i love buffalo wild wings
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@Alkeydajuiceman
tommydrake
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Me scanning my face to pay
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@DontWorryBoutB
B 🦋
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Apple Pay makes spending all your money shopping online too easy.
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Running in the rain
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Hula hoop
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Wish another man happy birthday
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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Ring light
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Say bless you when somebody sneeze
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i always said niggas that drink wine without bitches present was gay (quoted)
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Bartending
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To have a father (Yes cuz why you spending so much time with another man?)
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@Alkeydajuiceman
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Put lotion on ya ass
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@iLoveMissPretti I wanna dig my own gotdamn nose
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Only doing coke with guys in the house
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Ask for water with lemon
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