This is the plot to The Phantom Menace, by the way.

Libi told me she thinks all rap in kpop sounds like it’s written and performed by Lin-Manuel Miranda. Hard to unhear it.

RT @rowanfornow: @dravidavastgote we've gotta stop pretending private developers behave perfectly. private actors use land inefficiently al….

RT @rowanfornow: as a person with a background in affordable housing, a lot of people would rather literally sleep in a tent.

Oh, just had a recovered memory of Jonah Hill saying “he got into Berkeley, early commish” in 21 Jump Street that’s a great one.

I don't think there's anyone in the entire world doing more to increase antisemitism than whoever runs this Twitter account.

RT @KrangTNelson: a common progressive fantasy is that once conservatives see the consequences of climate change, they will have some sort….

Mt. Holyoke.

I have a really vivid memory of Ari Gold from Entourage saying "I'm just a lowly Harvard grad with a JD/MBA from Michigan," something about picking Michigan for the stinger I thought was really funny.

What's the funniest college/university to make your snooty, effete prestige tv show character from.

Welp, that settles that.

RT @getfiscal: I apologize to him, we all got a little crazy during the pandemic and started pointing fingers. I shouldn't have jumped to c….

Americans spend 30% more per person on police than the next highest spender. If American police were a military, they would be the second largest in the world… after the American military. Maybe if we give them a little more they’ll do better, though. I dunno.

That’s a $3000 antique Eames chair according to my mom, and now it has dinosaurs and goats on it. Now, maybe *she’ll* regret it when it becomes hers in 20 years, but for now, the best possible use of this object is to be covered in thirty or forty stickers.

One thing I didn’t expect about having a kid is how much joy id get from finding little stickers on all my most expensive and important possessions.

RT @samhaselby: Mahmood Mamdani is a 100% secular political scientist. Maguire just lacks the common sense to be embarrassed about his igno….

This is the most correct opinion I’ve ever seen about a video game.

RT @Moon_Clinic: Kojima’s horniness is much more natural than fan service gooners because he actually liked real women.

RT @KBAndersen: Thanks to Trump’s Weather Service cuts, their 2 flood zone offices now lack a chief meteorologist, warning coordination met….

It’s a massive coverup that involves trillions of dollars, the military, intelligence, a cabal of the most powerful, wealthy people in the world playing games with tanks and bombs and our children’s lives. It’s all there if you open your eyes!!!!.

I’m going to tell these people they’re right. There is a massive conspiracy that touches every aspect of government, industry, and commerce. International corporations and the super rich are using esoteric technology to power the world. But they’re hiding it’s destroying us all.