illy bocean
@IllyBocean
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i play “Andrew” on season 6 of @boontavista. birdposting. foodposting. leave a message after the beep: 1800-317-515
ngunnawal country
Joined February 2009
Engagement farming by asking the smell lady to look at a Facebook comment that was at least 2 years old when it made its way to Twitter the first time. It’s our destiny to watch the same shit get recycled forever. This is our generation’s reruns.
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a little cruel to go out of your way to embarrass your stupid fucking wife
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pictured: @thomas_violence headed to work
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Folks, what are the best comedies of the last year or two? I’d like to watch something funny tonight
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Hell, I’ve got more movies than that on my own server
Netflix are once again raising their prices in the U.S. • The ad-supported tier will cost $7.99/month, an increase of $1/month • The Premium tier will cost $24.99/month, an increase of $2/month
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Beautiful women just don’t know good kissing when it happens to them. It’s a shame really.
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In 2025 mankind will invent new and innovative forms of dickriding
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Nelson Mandela you were far too kind to the white South Africans
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Lee watching the inauguration
Trump surrounded himself at his rallies with everyday Americans, coal miners, police officers, teachers, factory workers. Why only politicians and billionaires for the inauguration?
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[most insecure man in the world voice] there is no role for me here until the baby can be wrestled
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Weird that it’s always the right wing guys who get “a bit of grace” and “the benefit of the doubt”! Probably just a coincidence.
This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on
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[standing there and watching my wife change our baby before putting on another load of laundry and getting dinner started] i guess there just isn’t anything for me to do for the next couple of years
Crazy how long it takes for fatherhood to become fun. My son just turned 3 and I almost want to say I’m only just now starting to find this gig fun, like at all. I guess fathers don’t talk about this because it sounds bad but 0-2 is pretty boring. Not much for a man to do until
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David Lynch shares his thoughts on dying and living. 💔 h/t r/davidlynch
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Lynch has always been a huge blind spot for me, besides having seen Dune when I was younger (then revisiting recently) and seeing Lost Highway in high school which I can remember very little of besides the phone call scene and the soundtrack. Seems as good a time as any!
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