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Unmarked police cars should be made illegal and idgaf what the arguments in their favor are, I'm 100% correct about this on all accounts
Seattle PD: Why does everyone hate us?
Also Seattle PD: *Creates the least trustworthy police cruiser in history*
Yes that's a "student driver" sticker.
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And also if there's an emergency where you need a cop (assuming they'd actually do their jobs), a marked car would be possible to spot in the first place for help
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@J_cody768
buddy ya should have turned your damn lights on if you wanted to pull me over lmao
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"I can't believe police are brutalizing peaceful protesters"
-you, an idiot, a buffoon, a moron, an imbecile, a troglodyte, a fucking dipshit
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The problem with all these conservative dickwads talking about DEI is that every single time I see that acronym I only remember this boneheaded ancient jpg
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@Milo_Edwards
9/11 jokes: funny
Boobs: FORBIDDEN
america truly is the second most cooked nation on earth
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hey let's get a public awareness campaign going that if you use your high beams when there's another car around you, you should [redacted]! If this light is on, and you can see another car driving in either direction AT ALL? TURN IT THE FUCK OFF YOU INCOMPETENT SHIT STAIN!
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@INVUJerry
Bring back the Crown Victoria as exclusively a cop car, no changes whatsoever they get the same thing forever
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I am begging all automakers to make a gaggle of sports cars at all levels of affordability so that sports car journalism isn't just wall to wall coverage of the 17.3 trillion variants of Porsche 911 any more for the love of fuck
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2 things
This is why giant fucking SUVs are a menace, imagine it's a 2 foot tall kid instead of a pole
I want to know which giant fucking SUV this was, it's got power running boards it's gotta be something so expensive it'll make me even more angry
If you do $30K of damage in a low speed collision with a stationary object you should honestly just lose your license.
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@jessiegender
it's almost even worse when you're closeted and can't tell anyone what the problem is 😭
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@Seamus_Malek
lol that place banned me when I said if Mitch McConnell's house was still standing it wasn't vandalized enough
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@SAMOYEDCORE
I cannot think of a more despicable place to attend, may you have great fortune and not catch covid from the rancid vibes alone 🙏
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@SAMOYEDCORE
Ngl I think the word "bonerize" just works better with the Americanization using the Z than the UKisation of using the S
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@ArmyStrang
a british person wearing florida merchandise is a special type of person who shouldn't be allowed in public
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If your pickup truck can't haul 4x8 plywood and has more than two doors that's not a pickup truck that's a minivan el camino
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@spinal_capped
Forza doing shit like this and all their little innumerable other number of bad game design things I can't fit in a tweet is why I don't even like playing racing games at all any more, they killed my passion for the genre almost entirely with how lame they are
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@CantEverDie
@danieleharper
Ohhhhhh glimmer is in the hidden replies, there's your problem right there, got an infestation of British(derogatory) in there
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Hey does anyone else remember how the Lincoln Project's stated goal was to push the democratic party father right and that Pelosi and her ilk welcomed them with open arms or is that just me
The Democratic Party is now essentially a party of suburban Reaganites who drape themselves in empty liberal platitudes
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@jesawyer
josh do you think someone would really do that?
just go on the internet and tell lies?
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@LuxOnFiyah
oh now THAT would be fascinating, and if they wanted to use them to pull people over they would have to modify them to be very obvious police cars at personal expense lol
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@StarTrekHeathen
@TheWapplehouse
Yeah they got that stupid ass temple you can see from 495, they've got a whole enclave lmao
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Heads up if you still have auto play turned on: turn that shit the fuck off
I was raised on the internet of rotten dot com and beheading videos and just saw a level of gore on here I don’t think I’ve ever seen
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@JayBrandstetter
@edzitron
No one should ever be desecrated by the hellmaw of AI content generation, living or dead. period.
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This may strike some readers as harsh but if you move close to an established place (track, airport, youth sports fields, etc) and then complain about said place, your house should be burned down with no insurance payout to you
NIMBY neighbors sue Laguna Seca racetrack over excessive noise, traffic
C'mon, man.
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@CantEverDie
what the heck does he mean "the dream of capitalism" being pizza hut pizza? if anything capitalism has given us so much pizza you can find almost any kind you want of any quality possible anywhere in america with a population of over 5,000 people
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@adamjohnsonCHI
@mattlieb
Wow that sure is a long tweet for someone without a blue check I wonder if she's hiding something
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Cars that share the same transmission:
(Peugeot BA10/5)
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@CantEverDie
i am wondering if perhaps Toriyma's work has made more people on earth happy than some religions tbh
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@blkbrry_m
@OnlyAWorldAway
@Vampuppy_Page
No this is a different one where "this person" is a silencer for "misgendering"
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@kilbrn
Honestly that is pretty great, they should all run that all the times, I actually really like seeing that
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Cannot imagine the mind that crashes the car and goes "oop" and continues going forward making it worse
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European minds are incapable of understanding why this property is inexpensive
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@as_a_worker
this may come off as harsh but I don't think there should be survivable consequences levied against everyone involved in bringing this lawsuit about, and that should apply to every level possible from CEO to the lowliest law clerk working to try to harm the NLRB
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@porfenablah
@walmart_floor
@RacheI_Deutsch
@enby__ash
@CantEverDie
Yeah they're absolutely the
#1
victim of that whole thing, it's not even close (I had to double check, pretty sure Zoe is using they/them pronouns)
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@KLobstar
i couldn't last past when she started yelling, there's no way anything that she says is worth listening to if the thesis is that poland and spain have more in common than iowa and indiana
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@edzitron
it's so funny that what everyone who had half a brain thought would happen has happened
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@Very__Regular
all other things equal, I truly believe that DJ Khaled can't handle spicy anything
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@JarJarFan69
@Hermit_Thrush
@lookabee83
I choose to believe it is real because I wish for the world to contain magic
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If you can't see with your normal headlights, go to a mechanic and ask them to polish your lenses, change your bulbs, aim them properly, any of those things. Don't drive around with your god damn high beams on!!
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@TheWapplehouse
"-concerned white women that aren’t helping"
hey now mister that's the load-bearing cornerstone of american society right there
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@carterforva
i can't figure out why nobody choked that guy out and broke all his windows, at least
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if they can't even figure out how to make throttle by wire safe due to their shoddy build quality and hamfisted design, why are you assuming they can also do the same with brake by wire and steer by wire?
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this woman is so fucking correct and liberals are going absolutely feral to be as mean as possible to her
it's a good thing I know that blue maga doesn't actually hold any political power or this shit would terrify me just as much as the creeping threat of fascism around us 24/7
In 2020, I voted for Biden. Since then, my state banned gender-affirming care for minors, censored LGBTQ studies, and made it a criminal misdemeanor for me to use the women’s restroom at my college.
We’re done hearing “vote harder.” It’s time to organize:
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AAAAAHHHHH AFTER ANOTHER WEEK BAN FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT NAZIS I'M FREEEEEE
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@Tyler_The_Wise
@crulge
The actual data shows that the last two presidential elections had higher youth turnout than any elections before but don't let that change your heart
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he is surprised by this informations
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@CantEverDie
So funny they pinned the post where they were showing how many albums they didn't know bragging about 400k views when it's got 50 likes lmfao
What an incredible ratio to brag about
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@officerpatriot
He's British, of course he has incorrect and wrong assumptions about Americans
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The radicalization of nurses in to anti-medical beliefs needs to be studied and reversed somehow
Patient on chemotherapy had “anxiety” written in their chart after asking their nurse to mask.
This needs to stop. What the hell are we doing?!
#MaskUp
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@UnionDrip
In case anyone was curious about how much dues can be, my entire yearly dues were covered by just 14 hours of wages ;)
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I need a chainsaw
HUSQVARNA: gotchu fam, no worries
ok what about a dirt bike
HUSQVARNA: hell yeah brother we got those too
ah fuck I tore my favorite jeans, I need a sewing machine
HUSQVARNA: you're not gonna believe this
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@mattlieb
................is she trying to both sides a genocide in the most hamfisted way possible and coming out extremely on the side of genocide?
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@thomkaine
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she's trying to build a brand as adjacent to the dippest shits on twitch politic streaming, we won't be rid of her until she's banned from the entire internet
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This is the worst audi TT I have ever seen
Shout out to the "good lives matter" stickers, nothing despicably fascist about that
One man arrived with an IDF flag and a license plate saying “IDF1FAN”
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I've had 2 cars from 2008 that had flawlessly functioning automatic wipers, the hell are Teslas even doing
Tesla fanboys seem to think auto wipers are some revolutionary new technology that you can't just expect to work
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I keep this account pretty clean but in the name of blatant and obvious engagement bait, if... let's say 33 people like this I'll go find a tweet from someone I follow on my actual secret porn-followin' alt and reply to this with it 🫡
I'm in a mood today lmao
RTing porn is like firing a gun to keep the rent down
Separate the fake followers from the real oomfies
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Something rad is if you go frame by frame you can see the civic's side airbags deploy in 1 frame, safety systems are so fuckin cool
When the Chick-Fil-A drive thru took forever and now you're late for teaching the vehicular cycling webinar.
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it is for photographs such as this, that the weinermobile is the greatest vehicle to ever grace our humble roadways
the beautiful makes us say “wow.” The sublime, however, makes us say “whoa…”
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@JoeKassabian
Meanwhile that rainbow pinwheel cost $65,000 and is actually a directed energy weapon that can take out a tank
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all weird Mr Beast creator payout bullshit aside, why the entire heck would I ever want to use this website to watch a video longer than, like, 2 minutes
Who the hell is out there watching 20+ minute videos on Twitter, and how do we get them the help they so clearly need?
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@the_autopian
@adrianfclarke
A friend of mine bought a new NISMO Z because they let him have it for MSRP instead of with a $15,000 markup, I bet concentrating on that behavior would be a better indicator as to why they aren't selling than fussing around with the perfectly fine appearance of the car would be
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Something of note
Aaron grew up in a Christian cult called the Community of Jesus and escaped it, so I don't think his parents should be trusted on any of this shit.
“Aaron was not well at the end. We pleaded with him to seek help from his superiors in the Air Force. My son fell victim to propaganda during a long mental health battle. We are Bible believing Christians, and we support Israel 100%. We ask for your prayers at this time.”
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