Tim Hill 🇺🇦🗿
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#FBPE #GTTO #BLOB Retired banking trainer, theatre producer & truck driver. P/T web developer. Aspiring polymath. Likes include ☀️🎥📸🦆🦢🦉🏍️ & 🐠.
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LEAVERS: you've had nearly three years to realise you were conned into voting to harm yourself. If you haven't got that yet, you're either ignorant, irrational or mendacious and I'm sure your garbage tweets have already received plenty of correction. Goodbye. 🔇
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Germany just announced free train travel for refugees in Poland from Ukraine.
The UK government may let them pick fruit if they ask nicely.
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How long before everyone realises that brexit has thrown us back to the early 1970s?
It was sh1t, by the way.
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Dear
@BBCNews
Romanian truck drivers don't live in Calais. It's 24 hours driving from Calais to Romania. That's three days on a tachograph. They will not be home for Christmas.
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"We should change to imperial measures to facilitate easier trade with the USA" -
@BorisJohnson
But PM, the USA don't use imperial measures for volume. Though they have the same names, they are different. Even the fl oz is different. You went to Eton & Oxford, FFS. 🙄
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Who's going to be the first Tory MP to resign for taking Russian bribes? Should we have a sweepstake?
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Dear
@newswatchbbc
That chap Richard Tice has repeatedly popped up on
@BBCNews
election coverage today. Is it because his party has won zero seats? Is it out of pity? There are parties which have won several seats who have not been given a platform to push their policies. Why?
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Breaking: the 40 schools to teach Latin will be in the same towns as the 40 new hospitals.
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Huge piece on
@bbcnews
channel about the Tories' corrupt PPE contracts and the rubbish PPE that still sits in warehouses unused because it's unusable.
Great to see
@JolyonMaugham
@AngelaRayner
interviewed.
The usual suspects will be threatening the BBC shortly.
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I'll stop wearing my mask in enclosed spaces when people stop dying of Covid. How about you?
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As a motorcyclist who has had to wrap up against the cold with a 'silk' balaclava, a snood, a scarf and a full-face helmet with a double-glazed visor, the anti-mask-wearing-for-ten-minutes-in-a-shop brigade are the biggest bunch of pathetic wankers on the planet. Pass it on.
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Old tablet went phut. I bought a new one. After logging on, the first thing I was asked was whether to restore it all from Google's cloud backup. I said yes and it did. Even the apps were installed on the new one.
Government ministers' and police excuses are simply not credible.
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Oh dear. 'Congratulations Prince Harry' is trending; Clarkson, Morgan and their ilk will be close to aneurysms.
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My turn to have a lockdown birthday. I really won't mind eating all the cake myself but 65? F**k me. I don't even feel 30 yet.
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@Keir_Starmer
@DavidLammy
Do you support striking barristers? Please reply. A simple yes or no will suffice.
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Great when a qualified doctor MP stands up and tells off Tory backbenchers for not wearing masks and explains why the PM doesn't set an example in a hospital.
@sajidjavid
has a go for her "tone", the prick.
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Not just a recession.
A Tory recession.
Deliberately engineered.
To fuck us over.
And yet, fuckwits will still vote for them.
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Corbyn trolling Morgan has made my day.
@HectorBellerin
@piersmorgan
Fue un placer conocerte. Es mejor que no le digamos de lo que estábamos hablando, no lo entendería. Muy buen juego en el partido el domingo.
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If
@RishiSunak
wants to rid the country of racist far-right extremists he should call a general election and we'll do it for him.
#gtto
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On tonight's Question Time, Fiona Bruce will allow a Tory MP to spout bollocks for ten minutes but will repeatedly interrupt anyone who tries to criticise the government or put any alternative view.
#BBCQT
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Nadine Dorries.
Knows f*ck all about the EU.
Knows f*ck all about economics.
Knows f*ck all about science.
Knows f*ck all about medicine.
Knows f*ck all.
Writes romantic fiction.
Why is she an MP? 🤦🏽♂️
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Expressing solidarity/not presenting MOTD:
Ian Wright
Jeff Stelling
Jermaine Jenas
Steve Wilson
Micah Richards
Jeremy Clarkson
Mark Chapman
Kaveh Solhekol
Alex Scott
Alan Shearer
Nicola Sturgeon
Tim Farron
The Labour party
Piers Morgan
Adam Boulton
Simon Thomas
and
BECTU
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The irredeemable stupid Digby Jones on
@bbcbreakfast
For f*ck's sake,
@bbcnews
, what the hell is the matter with you? A brexit liar, charlatan and ignoramus platformed by you yet again and allowed to spout garbage.
The German car industry are not going to rescue us.
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Is this the first time a Prime Minister has appointed someone they've allegedly had an affair with as chancellor?
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Brexit is the only event in human history where the losers have been told (in these exact words) 'not to gloat'.
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People who can't cook are sh1tting themselves about restaurants closing in London again so, how many meals have you had in a restaurant since March?
I'll go first: none.
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Charlatans like Ben Habib aren't new.
Britain First
National Front
UKIP
Brexit
Reform.
Their fascist poison is just the same and only idiots fall for it.
@BBCBreakfast
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@Peston
It's weird. A few days ago, nearly 250 of them thought that the whole thing needed to be torn down and replaced but they don't want to talk about it? Are they ashamed for having been corrupted by extortion?
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Good to see my local MP supporting a village A5 magazine with a ¼ page advert but shouldn't it be in BLUE and have the word CONSERVATIVE on it somewhere?
Now why would
@mattwarman
, deputy chair of the One Nation Tory mafia family want to obscure the reality of what he is? 🤔
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Parents. Take your example from our Prime Minister and take your holidays during term time.
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Michael Howard of course being a complete dick on
@BBCBreakfast
as you would expect.
It is reasonable to test your eyesight by driving on public roads. Really? Not what the law of the land says. Ask any copper.
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Darren Grimes apparently thinks that Dyson has done more for the UK than the Labour Party ever has. Is this grounds to have Grimey sectioned?
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@ThinkingSilicon
@undauntedauthor
@RichardGrahamUK
@TwitterSupport
UK Politicians should have to state their party affiliation in their bio or they will be assumed to be independents. Please fix this as Tories are trying to hide that they are Conservatives.
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Why would you return to an office if you don't need to?
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Currently in a conversation with someone on NextDoor who's asking why we are still paying VAT, an EU tax.
Broke my desk with my face.
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How do you take the best health service in the world and turn it into a failing health service in 13 years?
Vote Conservative.
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@LeaveHQ
If you're a Leaver who's seen the light but you're blaming remainers, you really haven't seen the light at all. Just find one benefit of Brexit (without asking a remainer) and post it here so we can all see what's deluding you.
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Which drug is Jacob Rees Mogg high on? He thinks 'British fish are happier than foreign fish'. This is LSD levels of delusion. Are MPs drug tested?
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@carolecadwalla
Whatever you do, don't snitch-tag Wiggy to
@SwissEmbassyUK
or
@SwissAmbUK
or they may apply for a European arrest warrant BEFORE FRIDAY.
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If you get a chance today please let the BAME members of the Cabinet know that you don't hold them in contempt because their skin has more melanin that yours but because they're amoral tories who starve children.
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Don't forget,
@bbcnews
, delays at Dover will be caused by the weather. Any stories of half empty ferries crossing late because everyone is held up by passport control HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BREXIT. It's just the weather. It's rain that slows down the stamping of passports.
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@_Dan_gleeballs
I have flipped the sunglass reflections. Perhaps the pub and shop are more memorable for someone the right way around. Also the rack outside a shop though the N/S rear window. Maybe that pub has CCTV.
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@Peston
@NewsAtTen
Rounds off this of all weeks by paying homage to the man who tells their lies for them. Sweet.
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@zarahsultana
Has anyone yet found the link between poor punctuation and overt racism?
I think Blair touched on it.
Education, education, education.
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If what you say boils down to "English doctors for English hospitals" you're also saying that our healthcare staff should never work abroad, which is obviously ludicrous. Dido Harding should clean tables in McDonalds; she is unsuited to ANY role in the NHS.
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Am I the only person in the UK who is enraged by Captain Tom having to walk around his f**king garden because the f**king Tories don't fund the f**king NHS adequately? Every c**t who pats him on the back is complicit in the underfunding and Ball needs a kick up the arse.
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If trading with Australia was such a great idea, Fosters wouldn't have been brewed in Reading.
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BIGGEST EVER TORY DONOR CALLS FOR ASSASSINATION OF BLACK LABOUR MP.
That's the headline on all the papers today, right?
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Fishing. 12,000 employees. Must be saved at all costs.
Arcadia. 13,500 employees. Let them retrain.
That's
@Conservatives
logic.
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What's the exchange rate from Sterling to the Maidstone Groat?
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Has anyone told Kirsty Wark that it isn't her job to defend the actions of the government? The VIP lane has already been deemed illegal by a court of law.
#Newsnight
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Following the advice from Tory Truss Trading, I'm not going to walk to the village shop 500 yards away for my groceries, I'm going to drive 125 miles to Manchester and find a supermarket there instead.
Brexit is insanity as policy.
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@BootstrapCook
The Prime Minister has been sacked twice for lying.
@BBCNews
have no right to react that way if anyone says it. It's a matter of record. The unwillingness to call a spade a spade is slowly destroying them.
@JaneHillNews
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The entire board should resign IMMEDIATELY. Today has turned into a complete and utter farce BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF UPSETTING TORIES.
That's not IMPARTIALITY.
BBC apologises for failure to scrutinise Nadine Dorries’ claims about Sue Gray
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Dear
@telegraph
,
If I cancel my subscription will I still be able to read your articles?
No? But you expect to keep the EHIC card now we've left the EU.
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Not before time,
@bbcbreakfast
points out we are now going through the Operation Yellowhammer very hard Brexit prophecies.
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Quite a substantial number of brits seem obsessed with sitting on a Spanish beach with their kids during summer. When I was a kid at the start of the sixties we went to Hayling Is., and Cornwall. Where did you get taken?
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@Peston
Scales falling from your eyes? I can't wait until you realise that Brexit was a con., and the referendum helped with illegal acts and Russian interference.
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If any nation is banned from protesting in the streets, they may just find alternative ways to make their point. The Tories need to tread very carefully when taking our rights away.
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@Crossleys1
£4016.04 Income Tax and National Insurance. £335.67 a month.
We shouldn't fall into Sunak's trap of ignoring NI as it is significant and just more income tax really.
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I was thinking of redecorating my house. Which crowdsourcing platform would be best?
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Are we going to see a new property show on TV looking at what they've been able to buy in the UK for the price of a flat in Alicante they had to sell because they voted Leave and had to leave. What would it be called? Back in Blighty? Voted Leave and Left? The Brexpats? Tossers?
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@g_gosden
Bruce: Please amputate my feet
Surgeon: Okay
[weeks later]
B: Why can't I walk any more?
S: You should've realised this would happen
B: Nobody warned me that I needed my feet to walk
S: You didn't realise that feet were important for walking?
B: Well...I do now.
🌍: 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯
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Tory MP on £84,000 plus up to £250,000 in expenses on
#PoliticsLive
falls into elephant trap and lectures that people who go to a foodbank need to better manage their personal finances.
This genius doesn't get past
@RhonddaBryant
who points out that they've thought of that. 😁
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Tories have pushed national debt over
£2,000,000,000,000
..and they've taken their percentage!
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@Mishka_Nady
@KatyFBrand
They are not brought up by their parents; they are discarded to the teachers at a boarding school. That's part of the problem. Emotionally stunted from the age of about seven for some of them and locked away in a toxic, single sex environment. Mum and dad; holidays only.
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No doubt the Scummings bots will be deployed to un-trend
#ToryCorruption
Jenrick was doing the rounds of public broadcasters this morning. It should have been an exercise yard. The man is blatantly corrupt.
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Something … something … car industry … something … Brexit … something.
You stupid (unts.
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Another morning of WW2 porn for gammonkind on
@bbcbreakfast
yet no awareness ever shown of why the European project which came after is so important and no explanation ever given as to why it shouldn't be dismantled by the electoral criminals in government they are still helping
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@iainjwatson
@Conservatives
Is "severe shock and stress" a euphemism for class A withdrawal in the same way that "tired and emotional" means drunk?
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@SadiqKhan
If the Fail are fuming you must be doing something right. Next time, why not aim your fireworks at their print works?
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@William09733378
Translation: My friend, an illegal British immigrant in Spain, is being returned to where he came from. Understandable from Spain if he didn't complete the paperwork to stay or didn't qualify under the rules that apply to third countries which Leavers demanded we should become.
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Johnson commends the Bill to the House, Miliband destroys it and the Prime Minister runs out of the chamber.
Says everything about him I need to know.
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@MichaelTakeMP
@theJeremyVine
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine and his entire production team are apparently not equipped to make judgements about Poe's Law.
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@KarlTurnerMP
@MattHancock
@jessphillips
@Peston
Decompressing that video seemed to cause problems here so here's an alternate version.
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@stingymcbumcrac
Use the child lock to block GBNews from your telly. American do thiswith parents who watch Fox 'News'.
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@ManMetUni
@gmpolice
Here's a nice inoffensive, factual poster Students can cut out and display.
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@SimplyRedHQ
+ It has helped reveal how corrupt the entire Conservative party has become
+ Likewise, poor journalists have revealed their true colours
+ Exposed the likes of Cambridge Analytica
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Wow.
@BBCBreakfast
main headline is that their Chairman helped The Liar get his grubby hands on more money. Brave.
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Trump banned from Twitter.
Parler app removed from Google play.
Bannon's latest podcast removed from YouTube.
Any more good news this morning?
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If you voted Leave,
Empty supermarket shelves
Are your fault.
How does that make you feel?
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Tomorrow's Press Conference
Gove: "Next question
@Peston
"
RP: "I was going to ask you one but you lied yesterday about the availability of reagents so perhaps the only question I should ask you today is what is the point of asking you a question?"
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There will be a stewards enquiry at the BBC. In the one oclock news story about nando's they mentioned the b word.
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Poor Lozza Fox. He sits down for imaginary tea with his only friends: teddy, three Action men and a golly, and all you bastards of Twitter do is take the piss out of him.
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2020: Stay Home - protect the NHS - save lives
2021: Demand a face-to-face appointment - overwhelm the NHS - deaths don't matter
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A busy Bank Holiday Weekend for the
@metpoliceuk
:
- Abducting and raping a woman
- Arresting people for thought crimes
- Arresting journalists
- Stealing placards and mobile phones
- Lying about "rape alarm" arrests
- Tasering an unarmed homeless man and shooting his dogs
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Fellow "Remoaners". This is the gif you're looking for.
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Is it a coincidence that the people voting for Galloway have the IQ of a cat?
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A caller to
@mrjamesob
is saying Johnson's delayed action on India was because he was following the science.
Hilarious if it wasn't so sad.
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The Secretary of State responsible for breaking the law wrt transparency of Covid contracts has resigned, right?
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Hosepipe ban in the South East because nobody warned Thames Water to plan for climate change? 🤔
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