Matt
@ThinkWiselyMatt
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Comedian | Happiness | Software | my opinions aren't real | Lose all your money on the stock market | I am not AI
Joined March 2009
@THELONGQUIET can hippos change direction quickly? i think those short stubby legs i might be able to run circles around it.
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@chinesegon Yea it is different the speakerphone voice loud AF compared to a person just talking . If you are in a room of people talking you can tune into individual convos . Speakerphone hijacks all frequencies.
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@mynamebedan making eye contact and being even slightly social while having even a basic understanding of tech was OP in 2016.
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@pfau @erikgoldman The breaking point for me was when I asked a question and was told by 3 seperate people that what I was trying to do was impossible and retarded. I copy pasted my question into chatgpt and it gave me working code examples and linked me to documentation.
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@parismartineau Recession NYC is the best NYC though .once all these yahoos leave maybe I will move back.
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@RampCapitalLLC Just wait until they learn how expensive the pickle juice is to keep these courts fresh.
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@Hitchslap1 In the army speed and urgency is required. In gen pop there might be some places where the speed of the task can have more leniency . Say reshelfing returns or spreading peanut butter on toast . To each their ability. .
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@bryan_johnson 20 post mortem erections .3 post mortem ejactulations .Top .01% of dead people.
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@ratlimit @realDonaldTrump will you answer the call? you can do the funniest thing ever right now.
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how many of you 3995 are real people? How many actually see this ?.
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@dom_lucre this is a sponsored advertisement, she is collecting a paycheck, the outrage is fake to generate pr to get more views.
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@cwamidon Ive had short kings choke me out on the mat . You gotta be careful some of these midgets got serious ground game.
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@HistoryBoomer My dad is permanently diagonal while sitting due to rear pocket wallet so I evolved to front pocket build.
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@cremieuxrecueil I donno about cancer and all that but the doctor took blood and said my vit D was low so I started supplementing it and maybe it is placebo but I feel a lot better day to day.
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@MomsPostingLs i dont know if i really even want to know .in fact i am glad i do not know .and i am muting this thread now.
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@tenobrus i automated a lil thingy to unsilent my phone when my wife calls or texts and it is silenced so that i never miss a text or a call from her.
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@SteezyyTommyy @THELONGQUIET @ForrestGalante that is what I thought but man the sheer number of retards coming at me saying 0% chance of hippo survival had me second guessing myself for a bit.
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Enough!. Someone let me know when he is done posting porn to the TL . Mother fucker I was at church . I was in a pew . Jesus wept for you ye
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you guys about to see a ton of pro russia and china posting from this account, just ignore it ok.
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Wake up everyday and ask yourself how can I make this about me.
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@CalvinnChenn I donno if this is true or false but saving hours of commute time daily i honestly dont care. Mark it as a perk of the job. I'm never losing that free time again.
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time for depressed, ADHD, and neurodivergent people to go buy some guns.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer every day i thank my dumbass past self for putting my gov stim checks into BTC
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What is with the constant negativity can you all chill out and be cool? So much beauty in the world.
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@MaryJackalope Next show her your softer sensitive side by crying and throwing a fit when you dont get your way!.
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i hate gender discourse so much . i love men . i love women . i dont get why some of you just wanna .fight fight fight fight fight.nonstop about the opposite sex.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer And he is ready to date white wahman .
i think it's kinda gross when white men date women from impoverished third world countries but despite that as a single man i am announcing that i am in the market for dating women from the united states.
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Fuck this dude and anything he has to say about any topic at all.
1) I have a lot of sympathy for gov’t employees: I, too, have not checked my email for the past few (hundred) days. And I can confirm that being unemployed is a lot less relaxing than it looks.
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This is gonna turbo gigafry one-shot so many normies.
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This class is what we call a bull trap.
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Presented without comment
this is objectively the best pen. practical, smooth, a feat of engineering. if you disagree, you're simply wrong
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