carl
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sometimes when you go to a high openness rationalist event you realize most of the attendees would fall for this type of scheme because they can’t recognize dark triad traits :/
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I’m leaving the table, I’m out of the game I don’t know the people in your picture frame
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one of the best things about Mad Men was how careful they were with these two
mad men marketing often having christina and jon together despite don and joan having little screentime 😭 this beauty baiting
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told my mom she shouldn’t reuse her plastic water bottle and she said “we all have to die of something”
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marrying a man who can consistently tell when I'm about to get hangry and manage it # blessed
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Taking this pill so I never lose that dog in me
The first anti-aging pill for dogs just got FDA backing and is now closer to approval, which could help senior dogs stay healthier for longer.
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boymoms as an emergent cultural/anthropological phenomenon rewarded by history — even as it has become maladaptive nowadays Eleanor of Aquitaine, Catherine of Medici, Louise of Savoy
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when your dad is a SWE that makes you a repo baby
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Alcohol is great and is really only a problem for people who struggle with moderation, in which case not drinking is far better than drinking too much
There's a big narrative about removing alcohol from your life to be successful and happy. But everywhere I go I see the most successful people still drinking alcohol. Who can explain this.
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Found this photo in my archives and felt like writing this. I didn’t understand the sacrifices he made for me until much later, and I wish I had said “thank you” more often… Forever grateful to my dad for making every little dream of mine come true, no matter how many hours he
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@skooookum i remember reading this again at the height of Woke and feeling like some sort of free thinking genius
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villa babbiano wedding with a donut wall and a light up LED bar and electric violin soloists
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I want to live here cause it just feels deeply good for the kids to be playing and laughing as we all watch the sunset and listen to the surf crash
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if you’re my friend I will text you for pictures of your pets and/or kids sorry it comes with the territory!!!!!!
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GONE TOO SOON
After more than a century of munching on her favorite foods of romaine lettuce and cactus fruit, Galápagos tortoise Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo, has died. She was estimated to be about 141 years old, zoo officials said. Read more: https://t.co/ws7QBbp1Zm
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Pure nihilism
The EPA is starting to allow the use of pesticides containing PFAS on food. The move is part of an effort to roll back the regulation of what are called "forever chemicals" because they don't break down easily in the environment.
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