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woah, ass ahoy!
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Im not proud to admit that I know all of these animations are near perfect remakes of real videos of industrial accidents.
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The State of Israel recognizes Jesus as the son of God
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Halo game servers go down for 36 hours this is how their PR responds 💀💀💀
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SJWs are trying to cancel this innocent, loving father of 2. He’s a teacher, a Nobel prize winner and a fantastic family man. Don’t let the woke squad tell you otherwise.
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This is actually on YouTube Kids
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The 2012 election was crazy
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Chris Chan and Shadman in prison and Lowtax dead, it seems like we are nearing the end of a series.
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Pulling his arm down like a slot machine and my jackpot is him vomiting.
In 1973 Amar Bharati lifted his right hand in the air and has held it up for the last 50 years.
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I turn a private account used for looking at porn into a gimmick account called Crazy Ass Moments in American Politics because I’m bored while waiting for my girlfriend’s plane to land and that leads to an imitator of my brand getting indicted for securities fraud.
It’s been the honor of a lifetime administrating this account. Thank you for everything. Goodbye.
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Imagine fumbling the bag this hard
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It was obvious all along.
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Remembering how early into covid people thought it turned you black
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Waffle House closures being one of the most efficient and best warning signs for national disasters is a level of societal and cultural advancement on tier with the Enlightenment
HOLY SHIT EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSING BETWEEN TAMPA & ORLANDO 😭😭😭
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I’ve been informed of an even more insane British headline.
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Jeffrey Epstein is like a pedophile Forrest Gump
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Researching this Dr. Han fellow…
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How did they ever intend to administrate this?
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Most fucked up r/Gooncaves post I’ve ever seen.
In my front office I have displayed the posters of the innocent Israelis kidnapped by Hamas.
They will stay up until every single person is safely returned home.
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Massive Reddit moment that the first redditor to reach 1 million karma was one of the worlds most famous pedophiles
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All Spec Ops guys used to look like this until Call of Duty and Neptune’s Spear imprinted the tacticool cringe on a new generation of operations.
The next time you think about making fun of a nerd, think of Mike Vining, founding member of Delta Force who served for 30 years and retired in 1999
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The only one they didn’t get is a truck with a dropped pallet backing up and pinning the guy to the loading dock/other truck
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WTF OBAMA AND WALTER WHITE??
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POV: you’re a hedge fund investor
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Your life may be bad but you could also be the people who run the God and Satan accounts.
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Imagine getting incinerated in your tank by a javelin missile and Hasan labels your death a “Logan Paul moment”
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What do you call this phenotype?
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The Gauntlet is Down, Moviebob
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Welcome to the leftist revolution we have:
-clout chaser
-sex pest
-disabled people who can’t heat up a bagel
-80 types of Marxist who hate each other
-neoliberal agents
-15 year old hentai artists
-alcoholic veterans
-South Americans who only talk about the US
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How it happened
How it should’ve happened
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Will never not be funny to me that one of the most frequently used pictures of a gulag is from Muppets Most Wanted
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The poor camera man inside of the grill who had to take the pictures
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Millions Must Transform
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Picturing a man who was old enough to be in school in the 80s (meaning he would be at LEAST 47 years-old) sitting down at his computer, making this image and then posting it.
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The publisher’s takeaway from this is gonna be “Well I guess gamers don’t want a Battlefront 3 and they don’t like Star Wars multiplayer games!”
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The Pipboy is on backwards and upside down.
New poster for the ‘FALLOUT’ series.
All episodes release April 11 on Prime Video.
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Jeremy Jahns, Chris Stuckman and Angry Joe are incredibly valid and useful critics because they’ll give you the softball normie take that’s disconnected from irony poisoned joyless netizens
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Dude could have lived a life of austerity until the day he died working an easy breezy part time job if he just pulled out and diversified for passive income but nah man, HOLD, TO THE MOOOOOON, TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER!!!
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The kind of image where you have no clue what political position the creator prescribes to.
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How have I never heard of this?
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That’s why the account age is like a year older than the first post, I was looking at 2D tits
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Itsreal
@TheTweetOfGod
God: Jesus was a Palestinian.
Jesus: Hey Dad, remember when you gave that speech about Jewish values at my Bar Mitzvah?
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L - Let’s
G - Go
B - Brandon
T - Transgender
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If you’re a woman one of your mutuals have definitely jacked off to you.
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If your reaction to your girl cheating on you is sending that pic honestly you deserved it.
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My Dianne Feinstein fun fact is that when she was mayor of San Francisco she jeopardized the Richard Ramirez/Nightstalker investigation by disclosing all of their evidence at a press conference without the knowledge of the detectives so more people were raped and murdered.
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Indonesian guy posting this going “we are all brothers alhamdullilah”, thread locked after 4000 replies
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American Twitter in 1940 be like: “Why do we keep sending MILLIONS of dollars to Great Britain to fight Germany when our country is STILL in the Great Depression????”
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Bullshit.
Total. Fucking. Bullshit.
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Wtf this was a photo set?!
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This promo headshot goes so hard
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@daxdives
Never underestimate bored terminally online transwomen who have already prior indictments
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Archeologists will find this image in the future and see it the same way we see cave paintings.
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Orthodoxy Twitter having a real one
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The funniest moment in American politics was when due to a government shutdown the White House could not pay its chefs so for an event they instead ordered a bunch of McDonald’s creating this modern renaissance painting.
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@AltHistoryHub
She was a senator for 4 years, AG of California for 6, and a San Francisco judge for 5. She started politics only in 2003
She’s wasn’t fully ready for this and she genuinely seems to be having some level of nervous break. Not running the streets but she seems so out of her depth
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