Sam Evans
@ReallySamEvans
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You can call me flower if you want to! Standup album “Sweet Baby Boy” https://t.co/3IHxyyi4ln…
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Joined March 2012
Posted this to Insta already, but here’s my favorite joke I’ve done recently. If you like this, gimme a follow. Most of my tweets are about eating or therapy.
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men enjoying the best 6 hours of the night
y’all males say “good night” and stay up for an extra 6 hours
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I was literally just about to release a song called “Travis Kelce’s Penis” so this is actually a pretty tough time for me.
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Many Dems are now leaning towards a Harris / Buttigieg ticket for 2028. What's your reaction ??
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That’s actually the perfect use of generational wealth
Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.
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Luka to the Lakers? What’s next?? Laka to the Lukers?! I’m not doing well lots of bad stuff in my personal life
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had roy wood jr right there when it did make sense.
John Mulaney was asked by Comedy Central to host ‘The Daily Show.’ Twice. Neither time did he make sense for the job.
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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I mean it IS fucking wild that the only way a guy can stay out of jail is by running for President. If it was a John Candy movie in the 80s it would be incredible.
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@yannispappas @chucknicecomic @ENeum @kaneezsurka @MIKEBRITTBK @IamEmmaWillmann @AshleyAustinMo1 @ryanlongcomedy @KrystynaHutch @rafinhabastos 🔥 @rafinhabastos, @toddbarry, @thekatesisk, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ https://t.co/U4bXkvgike
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Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...
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@UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93 🔥 @toneBell, @PhilanthropyGal, @MIKEBRITTBK, @ReallySamEvans at 8p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ https://t.co/AscPato0wX
newyorkcomedyclub.com
Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...
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@UsamaStandsUp @AshleyAustinMo1 @MsReeezy @Neko_white93 @toneBell @PhilanthropyGal @MIKEBRITTBK @ReallySamEvans @miacomedy @ElizabethGlazer @aaronbergcomedy 🔥 @miacomedy, @UsamaStandsUp, @MrWaters__, @ReallySamEvans at 10:15p at EAST VILLAGE! Get tix⤵️ https://t.co/d3SryHiQL8
newyorkcomedyclub.com
Nothing says downtown NYC like a microphone, a stool, a brick wall and a comedian. Stand up comedy has been a staple of Village nightlife for decades! The newly expanded New York Comedy Club is proud...
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One of the best parts of being a dad is when your family goes to bed early so you can beat off on the couch. I’m surprised that was never a Family Matters episode. Urkel barges through the door and Carl nuts all over himself and is like “Go home Steve…”
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honoring one of the biggest losses of the year while also trying to get my money’s worth out of this shrimp costume 🦐 😭
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